NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (December 9, 2005)

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (W.A.R.)

December 9, 2005

Freedom Hall

Louisville, KY

 

Dlsclaimer:  This is pure fantasy - nothing more and nothing less - just like my hopes for a full night of sleep.  Damn cat!

 

Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders open the show with a big welcome to all NWA wrestling fans.  It's a big show tonight as always and standing by in the ring is Blackjack Mulligan with an edition of Blackjack's BBQ.

 

Jack calls out his guests - the baddest tag team in Memphis history, "Dirty" Doug Gilbert and "Wildfire" Tommy Rich.  Big news for Rich and Gilbert as they're now a part of that big 4-team elimination match for the tag team titles at the Seasons Beatings PPV.  Mulligan wants to know why Rich & Gilbert are in the title match when they're never beaten anyone of note.. and lost to the tag team champions last week on the Danger Zone.  Gilbert & Rich rightfully take offense at Mulligan's remarks and threaten the big cowboy - who just laughs and says to bring it on and he'll kick their butt too.  Rich & Gilbert back off and say that last week was a fluke and they were just "feeling out" the Horsemen.  At the PPV, they'll win the titles and prove to all the naysayers just how good they really are.  And now, they're going to show Mulligan.  Rich & Gilbert move in on Mulligan who's backed in a corner and ready for a fight.

 

Here comes Barry Windham and Mike Rotundo, Mulligan's son and son-in-law to the ring.  Gilbert & Rich back up.  Windham says that if Rich & Gilbert want to prove something to someone, prove it to them.  Rich says they don't have to prove anything.  Rotundo implies that Rich and Gilbert are "scared" of fighting an established team.  Gilbert says that they'll fight anyone anywhere.  Mulligan interjects and says that maybe Rich & Gilbert should wrestle Rotundo & Windham and put that title shot at the PPV on the line.  Gilbert says that they'll wrestle Barry & MIke, but they're not risking their title shot.  Barry repeats about them "being scared" and Rich, getting angry, says that the title shot at the PPV is on the line. Gilbert can't believe that Rich just agreed to that.  The Memphis maffia attacks Windham & Rotundo, but quickly get sent flying out of the ring by the former WWF Tag Team Champions.  Mulligan gets on the mic and announces that later tonight, it's Rich & Gilbert versus Rotundo & Windham... and the winning team goes on to that four-team match against the Horsemen for the titles at Seasons Beatings. 

 

(commercial)

 

Cue David Penzer as we go to the ring for the opening match..

 

"BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON (with Jim Cornette) versus ROBERT GIBSON

 

Before the match, Cornette gets on the mic and goes into a long tirade against The Masked Superstar who "betrayed" him and will wrestle against Vampiro at the PPV.  There is no way that Superstar will ever get his hands on Cornette.  As for tonight, they've been beating on Robert Gibson for what seems like forever and tonight will be no different.  Gibson is going to wish he was in jail with Ricky Morton whenEaton finishes him.  The match finally begins and Gibson says in control with armdrags and dropkicks.  It's all Gibson until Cornette grabs the ankle from the outside for a distraction.  Eaton takes advantage and scores with a neckbreaker.  Suplex and backbreaker by Eaton and he goes up for the Alabama Jam.  It connects and Eaton covers for a two as Gibson makes the ropes.  Eaton pounds away at Gibson, but Gibson fights back and rallies with a dropkick and backdrop.  Slam by Gibson and he goes for a Thesz-press, but Eaton counters into a victory roll for the quick pin.

Winner:  BOBBY EATON

 

We go the back and Rich and Gilbert are walking around in the back arguing.  Gilbert is mad that Rich agreed to put the tag title shots up in the match tonight.  Rich says that it doesn't matter.  He's a former NWA Champion.  Gilbert is a former NWA International Champion.  They can and will beat Windham and Rotundo tonight and go on to win the tag team titles at the PPV.  They walk by Blue Meanie who is on the phone with someone snickering.  Rich asks Meanie what he's snickering about.  Meanie replies he's just thinking of how Rotundo and Windham are going to whip Rich & Gilbert's asses tonight.  Gilbert moves at the Meanie, but Rich tells him to come on.  Meanie isn't worth it.  Gilbert and Rich move on as Meanie snickers again and goes back to talking on the phone.

 

(commercial)

 

Backstage, Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Woman, Charlie Haas & Miss Jackie Gayda.  Haas talks about putting Kevin Nash out of wrestling.  We see video from last weeks DZW where the Horsemen attacked Kevin Nash's knee with a chair after the 8-Man tag match. Haas says that Nash is finished in wrestling.  Tonight, Mark Copani fights Scott Hall... and Hall will be joining his partner in the hospital when the Horsemen are done.  Jackie talks about her match tonight against Molly Holly.  Molly may have the edge in experience, seeing as how she's SO MUCH OLDER than Jackie, but Jackie has the edge in beauty, class and talent... plus, she's got the Horsemen.  There is no way she can lose.  Woman asks Hayes if he's coming to the Horseman party after the show tonight.  Hayes says that he's planning on being there.  Woman flirts and says that she's looking forward to it.

 

Cue David Penzer as we head to the ring...

 

MIKE AWESOME versus "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT

 

Valiant attacks at the bell with a series of fists and kicks.  To the eyes and more fists by "Handsome" Jimmy.  Awesome hits a clothesline and slam before tossing Valiant to the floor.  Awesome dives through the ropes and nails Valiant with a suicide dive, driving Valiant hard into the ring barrier.  Awesome puts Valiant back into the ring and hits a running powerslam to get the pin.

Winner:  MIKE AWESOME

 

We see Christian Cage & NWA World Champion Sting in the back talking. Tonight, they wrestle against the West Hollywood Blondes.  They have to be on the same page and work as a team even though they're wrestling against each other at the PPV. Cage reminds Sting of how many tag titles he's held and says that he knows what to do, because that's how he rolls.  Sting says that he guesses it's showtime, folks.  They're up next.

 

(commercial)

 

Scott Hall is in the back with The Blue Meanie.  The Horsemen think that they put Kevin Nash out of wrestling.  Think again.  Nash is there and even though his knee is heavily bandaged, he's there.  Nash says that the Horsemen are going to learn what pain and hurt is all about.  He couldn't get medically cleared to wrestle tonight, but on Danger Zone Wrestling in a few days, he will be in the ring and the Horsemen will be in for a world of hurting.  And at the PPV, it's time for Hall & Nash, the Outsiders, to once again be the World Tag Team Champs.  Hall looks into the camera and says, "Survey says, one more for the two sexy guys!"

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

STING & CHRISTIAN CAGE versus LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES

 

A surprisingly fast paced and very even match as Lenny & Lodi seem determined to prove that they belong in the same ring as the NWA Champion and the number one contender.  In the end, Sting hits the Stinger Splash on Lodi and Cage tags himself in, following up with the "Unprettier" to get the pin.

Winners: STING & CHRISTIAN CAGE

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer.  We see a replay of her confrontation last week with Madusa & Sean Waltman and hear Laurer say that her partner against Madusa & Waltman at the PPV will be "Paul".  Back to now and Hayes wants to know just exactly who "Paul" is.  Laurer smiles and starts naming off names - Paul McCartney, Paul Roma, Paul Bearer, Pall Mall, etc..  It could be anyone.  Hayes isn't buying it and gets very specific - is it who I think it is?  Laurer just smiles and says "We'll see... and Sean & Madusa will see... at the PPV".  Laurer walks off.

 

We go to Tony Schiavone who is standing by at the "Seasons Beatings" Control Center.  Tony recaps the matches signed so far for the upcoming NWA PPV - Seasons Beatings, coming from the Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada on December 20, 2005...

 

NWA World Championship Match

Sting (c) versus Christian Cage

 

Cage Match

The Iron Sheik versus Mark Copani

 

Mixed Tag Team Match

Madusa & Sean "X-Pac" Waltman versus Joanie Laurer & "Paul"

 

Fatal 4-Way Match - NWA World Tag Team Titles

Charlie Haas & Sean O'Haire (c) versus Kronik versus The Outsiders versus Tommy Rich / Doug Gilbert (or) Mike Rotundo & Barry Windham

 

Scott Steiner (with Midajah) versus Vader

 

Masked Superstar versus Vampiro (with Jim Cornette) - If Superstar wins, he gets five minutes alone in the ring with Cornette

 

Plus.... Just added...

 

NWA North Amercian Championship Match

Arn Anderson (c) versus Mike Awesome

 

(commercial)

 

MISS JACKIE GAYDA (with Charlie Haas & Woman) versus MOLLY HOLLY

 

A quick little cat-fight of a match.  Molly stays in control from the opening bell with fists and a slam.  Hair-whip and a catapault into the corner.  Molly goes for the Molly-Go-Round, but Woman pushes Gayda out of the way and Molly hits the corner hard.  Gayda hits a neckbreaker and covers.  Haas grabs Molly's feet from the outside to prevent Molly from kicking out and the ref counts three.

Winner:  MISS JACKIE GAYDA

 

We cut to the back and see Scott Hall warming up.  Nash taps him on the back and says it's time.  They're headed to the ring..

 

(commercial)

 

SCOTT HALL (with Kevin Nash) versus MARK COPANI (with Woman, Sean O'Haire)

 

It's a brawl - pure and simple.  Copani uses fists and chops, working on the back and neck of Hall.  Hall thumbs the eyes and slams Copani hard to the mat.  O'Haire tries to interfere, but Nash cuts him off with a big elbow on the outside.  Hall hits the Razors Edge and gets the pin.

Winner: SCOTT HALL

 

As Hall celebrates his victory, Nash is attacked on the outside by Charlie Haas & Arn Anderson, welding a steel chair.  They go after the injured leg of Nash and are attempting to further injure "Big Sexy".  Hall goes to help his partner, but Copani & O'Haire keep him busy in the ring.  Here comes Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - Kronik.  They even up the sides and cause the Horsemen to flee to the back.  But the damage has been done as Nash is holding laying on the ground, holding his leg.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see a replay of the action that just went down a few moments earlier.  We see a camera shot of Charlie Haas managing to catch Nash again in the back of the knee with a chair shot and "Big Sexy" going down.

 

Backstage, Michael P.S. Hayes is with the Horsemen.  Arn Anderson is all smiles.  Tonight, it was a set-up.  They sacrificed a match - Copani lost to Hall to get the bigger advantage.  Nash is out of action and hurt.  His leg is gone and he won't be at the PPV.  O'Haire and Haas have nothing to worry about.  O'Haire pops open a bottle of champagne as Copani speaks. Tonight, he did his part to ensure that the tag titles stay with the Horsemen.  But at the PPV, it's all personal and he's making sure that the Iron Sheik never wrestles again. Sheik is old and stupid and doesn't know when to quit, but after the cage match with Copani, he'll quickly learn.

 

We see Barry Windham and Mike Rotundo headed towards the ring.  The main event is next...

 

(commercial)

 

WINNER GETS SPOT IN TAG TEAM TITLE 4-WAY AT THE PPV

DOUG GILBERT & MIKE ROTUNDO versus TOMMY RICH & DOUG GILBERT

 

Great back and forth action as the duo of Rich and Gilbert take the early advantage with lots of quick tags and excessive double-teaming on Rotundo.  Rich tries for a Thesz press and Rotundo catches him with an airplane spin before making the hot tag to Windham.  The American Express hasn't lost a step as Windham and Rotundo double-team RIch.  Windham hits the superplex from the top for two, but Gilbert breaks it up.  Gilbert hits the cheap shot from the outside and tags himself in to face Windham.  Low blow by Gilbert and he hits a neckbreaker.  Rotundo breaks it up and we end up with a wld brawl as all four men are in the ring.  Rotundo sends Rich to the floor and follows.  Windham manages to hit a bulldog from out of nowhere on Gilbert and covers for the pin.

Winners:  MIKE ROTUNDO & BARRY WINDHAM

 

Rotundo and Windham celebrate their victory as the Landrum says that they're out of time and see you next week.

 

The end...

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (December 4, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

December 4, 2005

Civic Center

Mobile, Alabama

 

Disclaimer:  It's not real - just fantasy.  Enjoy!

 

We open up the show and NWA Commissioner Harley Race is standing in the ring with Tony Schiavone.  He has several matters to address. First of all, a match between Scott Steiner and Vader was scheduled to take place on NWA W.A.R. a couple of days ago. That didn't happen because neither Vader or Steiner were at the TV.  Race has spoken to both men and they will wrestle - at Seasons Beatings - the next NWA PPV.  Now, on W.A.R., a match occured between managers Jimmy Hart and Jim Cornette.  Race told both men that if any of their wrestlers interfere in the match, they and the manager would be fired.  We see clips and see Vampiro attacking Masked Superstar, Brian Knobbs & Brutus Beefcake at ringside with a chair and then applying the "Nail in a Coffin" to Jimmy Hart, allowing Jim Cornette to get the pin.  Race demands that both Jim Cornette and Vampiro come to the ring NOW!

 

Cornette and Vampiro come out.  Race is livid and is about to fire both men, but Cornette stops him and says that Race said that he can't fire Cornette for what Vampiro did... because Cornette doens't manage Vampiro.  Vampiro says that Race specified wrestlers interfering on behalf of their manager - and since Vampiro wasn't managed by Cornette at the time, that edict didn't apply to him.  Race thinks about it for a second and admits that they got him on that... so they keep their job.  But they still have someone to answer to - and that's this man....

 

We go to the Titantron and see The Masked Superstar.  He is PO'ed about the ambush by Vampiro and thinks Cornette is behind it.  Cornette says that Superstar complained too much and disrespected him and had to pay.  Superstar is FIRED from Cornette's militia.  Superstar says that's OK - because Cornette isn't much of a manager anyway.  Superstar vows revenge - no matter what it takes. 

 

Harley Race steps back in.  Superstar will have his chance at revenge at Season's Beatings.  It's Masked Superstar versus Vampiro... and if Superstar wins, he gets five minutes alone in the ring with Jim Cornette.  Cornette is shocked  and upset.  Superstar smiles and says that's fine with him.  See you at the PPV.  As for Vampiro and tonight, Race tells Vampiro that he will have tonight off... but next week on the Danger Zone - he gets to wrestle "Nasty Boy" Brian Knobbs... in a hardcore match.  Race leaves the ring as Vampiro complains to Cornette.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and at ringside, Tony Schiavone & Dutch Mantell talk about what we just heard from Harley Race.  They plug the matches signed for later tonight with the big main event of an 8-man tag team match of Kronik & The Outsiders teaming up to take on the Horsemen.  Plus, the final three men in last weeks # 1 Contender Battle Royal  and the NWA World Champion will meet tonight in a tag team epic as Christian Cage & Sting team up to take on the team of Mike Awesome & Barry Windham.  It's a big show!  Now time to go to the ring...

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

JIMMY "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" VALIANT versus THE HONKY TONK MAN

 

Boogie charges the ring and goes straight after the former WWF IC Champ, sending HTM to the floor.  Boogie follows and claws at the eyes before sending HTM into the steps.  Valiant tosses HTM back into the ring and goes to high-five some fans in the audience.  He gets back in the ring and gets caught by a knee by HTM.  Fists and a neckbreaker by Honky and he stomps away at Valiant.  Suplex and HTM gets two.  HTM puts Valiant in the corner and starts to pound away at him.  Valiant fights back with several kicks and punches and a big roundhouse that has HTM seeing stars.  Valiant whips HTM into the ropes and hits the elbow.  Big elbow drop and Valiant gets the pin.

Winner:  JIMMY VALIANT

 

We go to the back and Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Luna Vachon and Sherri Martel.  Last time these ladies were together, they were trying to maim each other.  Tonight, they're teaming against Jackie Moore & Molly Holly.  What are their thoughts?  Luna says that she and Sherri might not always get along, but they are both ladies who will do anything to win.  And they're better together as a team than trying to hurt each other.  Sherri agrees and says that Luna is the toughest lady she's ever fought.  Better to be with her than against her.  Less painful too.  And tonight, Molly and Jackie will learn the meaning of pain.

 

(commercial)

 

We have Missy Hyatt standing by with NWA World Champion Sting and # 1 Contender Christian Cage.  Tonight they're a team against Windham and Awesome.  At the PPV, they wrestle each other for the title.  What are their thoughts?  Sting talks about the respect he has for Cage and he thinks they could be a good team.  But when it comes to the title, respect goes out the door and it's all about keeping the belt.  Christian agrees and calls Sting one of his "heroes".  Awesome and Windham are two tough men, but no match for the Stinger and Captain Charisma... because that's how they roll!

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

versus

ROBERT GIBSON & THE BLUE MEANIE

 

Cornette is obviously still flustered from the earlier announcement Harley Race and keeps looking around as if he's afraid of being ambushed or attacked.  Meanie starts off against Lane and we see Meanie in total control with clotheslines and a big slam.  Gibson tags in and goes after the arm of Lane with several armdrags and a dropkick.  Eaton tags in and we see a virtual clinic of great wrestling between Bobby & Robert. Meanie tags in and the Rock & Blue Express doubleteams Eaton.  Eaton fights back with fists and a big knee.  Lane gets a cheap shot in from the outside and it's the beginning of the end as Lane works over Meanie with the martial arts kicks before tagging to Eaton who hits the Alabama Jam for the pin.

Winners:  THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS

 

We go to the back and Disco Inferno is there. listening to a CD on a headset and practicing his dance moves.  We see Mike Rotundo in the background talking to barry WIndham and they're having a conversation and laughing.  Disco notices and takes offense - thinking they're laughing at him.  He confronts Rotundo and Windham about it and they don't have a clue to what Disco is talking about.  They were having a conversation.  But if Disco has a problem, they can settle that in the ring.  Disco pokes Rotundo in the chest and tells Mike that he's going to the ring.  "See you there, Irwin!"  Disco stalks off as Rotundo and Windham look at each other in confusion. Rotundo slaps Windham on the back and says he guesses he's headed towards the ring.

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

DISCO INFERNO versus MIKE ROTUNDO

 

It's just a slobberknocker brawl from the beginning as Disco attacks Rotundo as he enters the ring.  Fists and kicks by Disco and he hits a neckbreaker.  Disco decides to dance for the fans for a moment and Rotundo, taking advantage of Disco's momentary inattention with a cradle for the quick pin.

Winner:  MIKE ROTUNDO

 

Rotundo rolls out of the ring and the ref raises his hand in victory as Disco stands stunned in the middle of the ring, wondering what happened.

 

(commercial)

 

We see a video package highlighting the recent problems between the Outsiders, Kronik and various members of The Horsemen.

 

We come back and Michael P.S.Hayes is standing by with Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Brian Adams & Bryan Clark aka The Outsiders and Kronik.  Adams says that Kronik and the Outsiders don't always see eye to eye, but they do have mutual respect.  That's something the Horsemen don't understand.  They've stepped on the wrong toes this time and it's time to pay.  Nash agrees and asks if the Horsemen realize just what they're up against tonight.  They're probably shaking in their little booties.  Clark talks briefly about giving the Horsemen some "high times".   Hall closes the segment by conducting a little survey - do the fans want to see The Horsemen (lots of boos) or The Outsiders and Kronik (big pop)... One more for the good guys!

 

We go to Gary Michael Capetta..

 

LUNA VACHON & SHERRI MARTEL versus JACKIE MOORE & MOLLY HOLLY

 

Actually quitea bit of good wrestling as all four of these ladies can do their thing in the ring.  Lots of back and forth as neither team can keep the advantage for long. The end comes when Molly sets up Sherri for the "molly-go-round", but misses as Luna pulls her partner out of the way.  Molly hits the corner hard and Sherri rolls her up  for the quick pin.

Winners:  LUNA VACHON & SHERRI MARTEL

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with The Horsemen - Arn Anderson, Charlie Haas, Mark Copani, Woman, Miss Jackie & Sean O'Haire.  Arn talks about the upcoming match against Kronik and The Outsiders and speculates if they can trust each other.  Kronik beat the Outsiders for the tag team titles recently.  Are they on the same page?  The Horsemen are unified and have one goal in mind - win titles and hurt opponents.  The Horsemen rule the NWA and already have the North American Championship and Tag Team Titles.  The other belts are coming their way soon enough.  And tonight, the onslaught continues as one of their opponents are going out in an ambulance.

 

We see a video package promoting the upcoming PPV, Seasons Beatings, on december 20, 2005 from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.  The matches signed so far include.... NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - STING versus CHRISTIAN CAGE, CAGE MATCH - THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI, MADUSA & SEAN WALTMAN versus JOANIE LAURER & PAUL (?), A FOUR-WAY FOR THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES - THE HORSEMEN versus KRONIK versus THE OUTSIDERS versus RICH/GILBERT, and SCOTT STEINER versus VADER....

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

STING & CHRISTIAN CAGE versus BARRY WINDHAM & MIKE AWESOME

 

An extremely fast paced and entertaining match that sees both teams with the advantage time and time again and neither team able to keep it going for long.  Awesome uses the power moves again and again on Sting and scores with a powerbomb. Suplex by Windham.  Windham misses a clothesline and Sting makes the hot tag to Christian.  Clotheslines and slam by Captain Charisma on Windham.  Unprettier by Cage and he covers Windham for the pin.  Awesome tries to get in to break it up, but he's cut off by Sting and a big Stinger Splash.

Winners:  CHRISTIAN CAGE & STING

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

SCOTT HALL, KEVIN NASH, BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - THE OUTSIDERS & KRONIK versus

ARN ANDERSON, SEAN O'HAIRE, CHARLIE HAAS & MARK COPANI (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN

 

It's exactly what you'd expect as all four men immediately start brawling in the opening minutes of the match.  The ref has his hands full, but finally restores order as we end up with O'Haire and Hall alone in the ring.  Lots of moves and counter moves and Hall unloads with several chops on the chest of O'Haire.  Clark tags in and levels O'Haire with the clothesline.  Powerslam by Clark and he gets two as the Horsemen break up the pin attempt.  It's pure chaos again.  Woman jumps up on the ring apron and we see her toss a handful of powder in the face of Brian Adams. Adams is blinded and gets nailed in the back of the head by Copani. The ref calls for the bell and we have a DQ for outside interference.

WInners by DQ - THE OUTSIDERS & KRONIK

 

The chaos continues as Miss Jackie hands Charlie Haas a chair from the outside and Haas goes on a chairshot rampage - laying out the blinded Adams, Bryan Clark and both outsiders.  The Horsemen toss the bodies of Hall & Kronik to the floor and go after the knee of Kevin Nash.  Copani and Anderson pull on the leg and hold it as Haas whacks it several times with the chair.  O'Haire comes off the top with a knee onto the outstretched leg of Nash and it's obvious he's hurt.  Hall and Kronik return to the ring with chairs of their own and the Horsemen flee the ring. But it's obvious that the damage has been done as Nash is screaming in pain, holding his leg.  Hall screams for a stretcher as we see the Horsemen watching from the rampway, smiling and holding up the 4 fingers, symbolizing a job well done and mission accomplished as the show goes off the air.

 

The end..

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (December 2, 2005)

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (NWA W.A.R,)

 

December 2, 2005

The Recap

 

Disclaimer:  Too bad it's just fantasy or Vince would be sweating bullets right about now!

 

We are welcomed to the show by announcers Rich Landrum & "Above Average" Mike Sanders.  Tonight will be a big show with three big title matches.  Also, NWA Commissioner Harley Race will have some big announcements about the NWA's next PPV, Seasons Beatings - coming up on December 20, 2005.  That's coming up, but first, let's start off with action..

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES  (with Disco Inferno)versus

BARRY WINDHAM & KENDALL WINDHAM (with Blackjack Mulligan)

 

The Windham's come out to the sounds of "Rap Is Crap" from their West Texas Redneck Days at WCW and bring along daddy Blackjack Mulligan to ringside.  The Blondes are accompanied by Disco Inferno.  Disco gets on the mic to start and tells the Windham family that they need to go back out to the barn and hang out with the rest of the cowboys. The Windhams go after Disco and Lenny & Lodi attack for the quick advantage.  Lots of tagging in and out as The Blondes work on the arm of Kendall - keeping him on their side of the ring.  Kendall comes back with a hotshot and drops Lodi to the mat.  Disco distracts the ref and Lenny stops Kendall from making the tag with a big elbow.  More double-teaming from the Blondes.  Finally, Kendall hits a double-clothesline & manages to hot-tag his older brother.  Barry is in like a house of fire with clotheslines and fists for everyone.  Disco climbs on the apron to attempt to interfere, but Blackjack Mulligan pulls him down and nails him with a hard left.  Barry hits a bulldog on Lodi and tags to Kendall.  Superplex by Kendall on Lodi and he covers Lodi to get the pin.

Winners:  BARRY WINDHAM & KENDALL WINDHAM (with Blackjack Mulligan)

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and NWA Commissioner Harley Race is in the ring.  He makes some announcements about the next big NWA PPV - "Seasons Beatings".  It will be coming on December 20, 2005 from The Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta Canada.  The main event, as a result of winning the battle royal on this past week's edition of W.A.R., will be "Captain Charisma" Christian Cage taking on NWA World Heavyweight Champion Sting in a match for the title.  Also, Harley mentions that he has a piece of video tape to show.  We go back to the 11/20 edition of Danger Zone Wrestling and see the Horsemen, Mark Copani and Arn Anderson attack The Iron Sheik after a match and spike-pilefrive him on a steel chair.  Iron Sheik has been out of action since then.  We cut back to Harley and he announces that at Seasons Beatings, it will be THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI in a steel cage match.  More matches will be signed in the days and weeks to come.

 

We cut to the back and see Mark Copani complaining to fellow Horseman Arn Anderson and Woman.  They put Sheik out of wrestling.  Copani is not happy.  Arn tells him to calm down  and they'll take care of this later.  They put the Iron Sheik out once and can do it again.  Arn has to go get ready for his match against the Masked Superstar.  It's coming up next!

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see Jim Cornette talking to the Masked Superstar in the back.  Things haven't been going all that great as of late, but they are fixing to change for the better.  Last week, the Midnight Express beat Knobbs & Beefcake and Cornette is cool with Harley Race again.  Tonight, Superstar wins the North American Championship and then, it's on to the World title and Sting. 

 

Jimmy Hart walks into the picture and interupts.  Superstar had better not count on Cornette for anything because he's a gutless parasite and loud mouthed jerk.  Cornette and Hart begin to to argue and the Superstar has to break them up as the words get louder and louder.  Superstar threatens Hart and then tells Cornette that they need to go take care of business right now.  Worry about Hart later because right now, it's about the Masked Superstar winning that piece of gold.  Cornette agrees and they head towards the ring.

 

Video Promo airs promoting the next big NWA PPV - Seasons Beatings - coming from Calgary, Alberta, Canada on December 20, 2005.

 

We go to ring announcer David Penzer who announces the challenger for the next match, Masked Superstar accompanied by Jim Cornette..

 

(commercial)

 

Penzer introduces the North American Champion, Arn Anderson and it's time for the match..

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

ARN ANDERSON (with Woman) - (champion) versus THE MASKED SUPERSTAR (with Jim Cornette)

 

Arn starts off by going after the left arm of the Superstar.  Superstar uses the size advantage and decides to concentrate on the back and neck of Arn.  Clotheslines by Superstar and he levels Arn with a hotshot on the top rope.  Two count, but Woman breaks it up by putting Arn's foot on the ropes.  Cornette argues with Woman and Superstar is distracted by the commotion.  Anderson hits a low blow and a big DDT out of nowhere.  Arn covers for two.  Arn clubs away at the masked man and locks in a bearhug.  Superstar rips at the eyes and connects with a big slam.  Superstar misses a clothesline as Arn ducks and counters with a spinebuster from hell.  Both men are down.  Arn covers for two.  We see the fists flying as the men decide to slug it out for a bit.  Backdrop by Superstar and he scores with another clothesline.  Superstar locks in the cobra-clutch on the North American champion.  From out of the back, Jimmy Hart is out and he attacks Jim Cornette on the floor, leveling him with the megaphone.  The ref goes to the floor to break up the fighting managers and Woman, taking advantage, goes in the ring and claws the eyes of the Masked Superstar, breaking his hold on Arn.  Very low kick by Woman and Superstar goes down.  Arn covers and grabs the tights for extra leverage as the ref gets back into the ring and counts the pin.

Winner and still champion:  ARN ANDERSON (with Woman)

 

(commercial)

 

We come back from commercial and see Masked Superstar in the back giving Jim Cornette the third degree.  Where was he when Woman interfered?  Cornette tries to explain that he was fighting Jimmy Hart, but the Superstar doesn't care.  Cornette dropped the ball and cost him the title.  Superstar says that Cornette had better do something about it or else Superstar will... to him..  Cornette looks worried as Superstar stalks off..

 

We go to Michael P.S. Hayes who is standing by with Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer.  Hayes asks Joanie about her erratic behavior since her NWA debut and we see clips of several incidents where Joanie broke down because of Sean Waltman and Madusa and even abandoned her tag team partner, the Blue Meanie, during a match.  Laurer makes no excuses and says that Waltman makes her crazy - she still loves him, but the line between love and hate is mighty thin and he makes her irrational.  But she's OK now - she's found help and support from several friends and is ready to end this once and for all. 

 

Here comes Waltman & Madusa into the picture. What is Laurer going to to?  She's a basket case and no one cares about her.  Laurer, for once, doesn't back down and tells Waltman that he'd better back off now or she'll kick his ass again, just like she did when they were together.  Waltman is shocked and backs off, but Madusa decides to run off at the mouth and wants to know why Laurer is so brave and bad all of a sudden.  Laurer just smiles and says that over  the past couple of weeks, she's been in touch with a few old friends and mended a few fences and has come to the realization that she doesn't need alcohol or pills.  She's better than that.  And she doesn't need Waltman in her life. She just needs herself.  She's closing the book on the Sean Waltman chapter of her life at the next NWA PPV - Seasons Beatings - for good.  Madusa wants to know how she's planning to do that.  Laurer says by bringing in an old  friend and kicking both your asses.  Madusa and Waltman, who's regained his composure, ask who...?  Laurer just smiles and says "Paul" before walking off.

Waltman and Madusa look at each other wondering, "Paul" and then a look of realization comes across their faces as they realize who Paul is...

 

(commercial)

 

Landrum and Sanders speculate as to who "Paul" might be and announce that for the PPV, a match has been signed with Sean Waltman & Madusa versus Joanie Laurer and "Paul"..  Also, for tonight's main event, it will be manager Jim Cornette taking on manager Jimmy Hart in a match.  Time to go backstage where Missy Hyatt is standing by with the NWA Womans Champion, Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.

 

Missy asks Ivory about the Womens Championship and her match tonight against Miss Jackie Gayda, which is a rematch from last weeks W.A.R.  Lisa talks about how proud she is to be the Womens Champion for the second time in the NWA.  She's a fighting champion and will take on everyone and anyone.  As for Jackie, she's a great talent and has come a long way since her "Tough Enough" days.  She's a member of the Horsemen now and Lisa is proud of her. But Jackie needs to remember who is the teacher and who was the pupil.  It's time for "Miss Jackie" to go back to school and whatever it takes, Lisa plans on keeping her title.  Now, it's time to head to the ring.

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

NWA WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP

LISA "IVORY" MORETTI (c) versus MISS JACKIE GAYDA (with Charlie Haas)

 

A quick match with both ladies immediately going for the punches and kicks and several attempts at quick pins.  Jackie takes advantage with a headscissors and locks Ivory in a chinlock.  Ivory with a jawbuster to escape and a suplex.  Ivory to the top, but Charlie Haas pushes her off the top to the mat.  Jackie covers for the two count as Ivory gets a foot on the ropes.  Jackie and Haas decide to argue with the referee for a bit.  Ivory pulls herself together and rolls up Jackie with a cradle (and a handful of ropes) for the quick pin.  Ivory rolls from the ring in victory as a stunned Jackie tries to figure out what just happened.

Winner & still champion:  LISA "IVORY" MORETTI

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with Tommy Rich and Doug Gilbert.  They feel like they've been getting the shaft since coming to the NWA.  They've beaten up everyone and still get overlooked.  Tonight is their opportunity and tonight, Rich and Gilbert become the tag champs.  Missy asks if they're worried about the other Horsemen getting involved?  Gilbert says it doens't matter because he and Rich are from  Memphis and are used to gang warfare.  Anyone who interferes gets their butt kicked - simple as that. 

 

We cut to Jimmy Hart, Brian Knobbs & Brutus Beefcake who are taking in the back.  Hart assures Knobbs & Beefcake that he's ready to shut Jim Cornette up for good - and notes that Cornette is alone tonight.  The Midnjght Express isn't here and Superstar isn't happy with Cornette -so that leaves a lot of possibilities available.  Knobbs and Beefcake get the meaning and smile.  Michael Hayes steps into the picture.  He has a message from Commissioner Harley Race - the match is now NO DQ.  But if anyone decides to interfere for their manager, that person and the manager will be FIRED!  Hart's smile quickly fades as Hayes walks off.

 

(commrcial)

 

Cue David Penzer:

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CHARLIE HAAS & SEAN O'HAIRE (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN (c) versus "WILDFIRE" TOMMY RICH & "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT

 

Great action back and forth as Gilbert and Rich prove they came to fight the Horsemen and are just as dirty and devious.  Haas and O'Haire use a lot of doubleteaming and work over the back of Rich.  Gilbert gets the hot tag and low-kicks both members of the Horsemen.  Woman climbs on the apron and Gilbert plants a big kiss on her.  O'Haire levels Gilbert from the back a superkick and the Horsemen are back in control.  Haas hits the Haas of Pain on Gilbert and tags off to O'Haire and one swanton bomb later, the Horsemen take the pin and the victory.

Winners and still champions:  CHARLIE HAAS & SEAN O'HAIRE - THE HORSEMEN

 

The Horsemen aren't finished yet after their win and continue to beat down Rich & Gilbert.  Arn Anderson and Mark Copani come from the back to join the fun and a vicious 4 on 2 beating ensues.  The crowd erupts as Kevin Nash & Scott Hall - THE OUTSIDERS come from the back and clear the ring of the Horsemen.  The Horsemen regroup on the outside and circle the ring before charging the ring and attacking the Outsiders.  And here comes Kronik - Brian Adams & Bryan Clark.  The odds are now even and the Horsemen bail to the floor and head to the back as The Outsiders and Kronik stand tall in the ring.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with the new # 1 Contender for the NWA Championship, CHRISTIAN CAGE..

 

Christian talks about leaving the WWE and how he's ready to get out from under the corporate ladder and reach his true potential.  Cage respects the NWA Champion - Sting, and feels it will be a great match when the two wrestle at Seasons Beatings.  But as a Christmas present for himself and all of his peeps, Christian assures everyone that he will be the next NWA Champion....because that's how he rolls.

 

(commercial)

 

We come backand Landrum announces that at the Seasons Beatings PPV, it will be a four corners elimination tag match with The Horsemen defending the NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES against The Outsiders, Kronik , and Tommy Rich/Doug Gilbert.

 

It's time for the main event so here is David Penzer..

 

NO DQ

JIM CORNETTE versus JIMMY HART

 

Landrum brings up that no one is allowed to interfere or else they'll be fired.  Sanders puts over Cornette as a great wrestling technician.  Fists by both men and they roll around on the mat and fall to the floor.  Cornette slams Hart into the ring apron and gets a chair.  He swings, but Hart ducks and Cornette's chair hits the ringpost instead.  Cornette drops the chair and Hart charges him  with a tackle. More rolling around on the floor and the ref breaks them up.  Hart goes back in the ring and the referee counts Cornette.  Cornette makes it back into the ring at the nine count. Jimmy Hart attacks again and uses a cradle (yes - a wrestling hold) to get another two.  Hart pounds away at Cornette until Cornette pulls Hart forward into the corner by the front of his tights and Hart eats turnbuckle.  Cornette with boots and kicks.  Cornette gets his tennis racket and winds up, preparing to use it on Hart.  Cornette misses and Hart catches Cornette with a spear.  Both men are down.  Hart puts an arm over Cornette and gets two.  Both men are punching again and the referee gets caught with a shot to the chops and goes down.  Here comes Knobbs & Beefcake to ringside.  They are yelling at Hart to get up and get Cornette.  Masked Superstar comes down as well to the other side of the ring and cheers on Cornette.  We go to a commercial break.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and the wrestlers are still at ringside cheering on their managers.  Landrum brings up again that if the wrestlers interfere on behalf of their manager, they will be fired.  It's still ugly inside the ring as Cornette and Hart are trading slaps and punches.  Hart manages to get a chinlock on Cornette.  Cornette backs into the corner and crushes Hart. Kicks by Cornette and he gets two.  Cornette whips Hart into the ropes and they collide with the referee - cracking skulls.  All three are down.  Here comes VAMPIRO to the ring.  He nails the Superstar from behind with a chair.  Knobbs and Beefcake are estatic about their new ally... until he takes the chair and lays out both Knobbs and Beefcake as well.  Vampiro looks into the ring and goes inside.  Making sure the ref is still down, Vampiro picks up Jimmy Hart and delivers the "nail in the coffin".  Vampiro places Cornette on top of Hart and slides to the outside as the referee comes to and see's Cornette covering Hart.  The referee counts and Jim Cornette is the winner. 

Winner:  JIM CORNETTE

 

Landrum and Sanders thank the fans for watching and we're out of time.  Be sure to check out NWA Danger Zone Wrestling on Sunday.  See you next week.

 

The end...

 

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (November 26, 2005)

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (NWA W.A.R.)

November 26, 2005

The Pryamid

Memphis, TN

 

Disclaimer:  It's nothing but fantasy folks.  And it is that damn good!  It's true!

 

We open up the new edition of NWA W.A.R. with announcers Rich Landrum & Mike Sanders at ringside.  They plug the main event for tonight - an 18 man battle royal to determine the new # 1 contender for the NWA World Championship, currently held by Sting.  Time to move to the ring where Ted DiBiase is waiting with an edition of "The Money Pit"...

 

Ted introduces his guests for the night - The Horsemen.  Arn Anderson, Mark Copani, Sean O'Haire, Charlie Haas, Miss Jackie & Woman come to the ring.  Arn talks about the Horseman agenda - to dominate and control the NWA - by winning att the titles.  Tonight is the Horsemen's night.  Copani will be representing the Horsemen in the Battle Royal and Arn expects him to win and then go on to defeat Sting for the NWA title in the future.  Copani talks for a bit and says it will be his pleasure.  Tonight, Miss Jackie goes after the Women's title and Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  Jackie talks about how the student has surpassed the teacher and tonight, it's going to be another trophy for the Horsemen.  Haas & O'Haire are going after Kronik and the tag titles tonight as well and will be wrestling Kronik.  Woman assures Haas & O'Haire that they are the best and will win.  Tonight is the night of the Horsemen and the night the elite take over - just like it's supposed to be.

 

(commercial)

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

LISA "IVORY" MORETTI (c) versus MISS JACKIE (with Woman, Charlie Haas)

 

A quick match to start.  Jackie takes the early advantage, capitalizing on a distraction by Haas to catch Lisa with a knee to the gut.  Moretti fights back with forearms and a big kick to the head.  Haas is up and Ivory nails him with a slap.  Gayda rolls up Lisa but only gets two as Moretti powers out.  Woman & Hass interfere repeatedly and the ref finally gets frustrated and tells them to leave ringside and go the back.  Gayda is distracted by the loss of her "advisors" and gets caught by Moretti and a big bulldog to take home the win.

Winner and still champion:  LISA "IVORY" MORETTI

 

We cut to the back and see Jimmy Hart complaining to NWA Commissioner Harley Race in his office.  Why are Knobbs and Beefcake not part of the Battle Royal later tonight?  Harley says that Knobbs & Beefcake don't deserve to be in the Battle Royal.... because they suck!  Hart is argumentive and complains again.  Jim Cornette is here and he's got a bone to pick with Harley as well since Harley made him wrestle Blackjack Mulligan last week on DZW.  Both managers are going a million miles a second with their mouths and Harley is getting irritated.  Finally he tells both men to shut up and if they want matches for their teams, they can wrestle each other - it's Knobbs & Beefcake versus The Midnight Express later tonight.  Race kicks both managers out of his office before they can react.

 

(commerical)

 

We see Miss Jackie in the back with Woman & Haas.  She's upset about the loss to Moretti.  Arn steps in and tells her not to worry about it.  He'll talk to Race and make sure she gets a rematch.  Just stay focused and remember the agenda for the night.  Her match was a minor setback, but it's the Horsemen's night.  Jackie agrees.

 

We go to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with Sean Waltman and Madusa.  We see some clips of the recent issues with Waltman, Madusa & Joanie "Chyna" Laurer. Missy asks Madusa and Waltman why they're torturing Laurer like they are.  Waltman does a quick rant about how Laurer used him to build her career and is a psycho.  Madusa starts to talk,  but they shut up as the camera zooms to NWA World Champion Sting, who is standing by and shaking his head.  Waltman asks Sting if he has a problem.  Sting tells them that they are two sick people to enjoy making someone hurt like they've been doing to Laurer.  Waltman gets in Sting's face and tells him that maybe he should do something about it.  Sting says that maybe he will.  They go nose to nose for a second and then Madusa leads Waltman away as Sting stands and watches.

 

(commercial)

 

We see a brief video clip of Doug Gilbert and Tommy Rich. Rich talks about how he's going to beat Arn Anderson and become the new North American Champion.  Gilbert talks about the Battle Royal and says he's planning to win it all and Sting's days are numbered.

 

We return to live action and Landrum informs us that a rematch between Miss Jackie and Lisa Moretti has been signed for next weeks edition of NWA W.A.R.  Also, for tonight, Sting will be defending the NWA World Championship against Sean "X-Pac" Waltman. 

 

We go to the audience and see a clip of former WWE star Jay "Christian Cage" Reso sitting at ringside.  He waves to the crowd and mugs for the camera.  Mike Sanders makes his way over with a mic and asks Cage what he's doing here at W.A.R.  Cage responds that he's just visiting friends and wanting to watch things and see some great wrestling action. Sanders asks if Christian will be joining the ranks of the NWA?  Cage says that's he's meeting with Harley Race later tonight to discuss a few things, but nothing is definite yet.  But he likes what he's seen so far and he thinks the "Peeps" in the NWA could make for some wild times.  We then cut back to the ring announcer and the next match.

 

Cue David Penzer....

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

ARN ANDERSON (c) (with Woman) versus "WILDFIRE" TOMMY RICH (with Doug Gilbert)

 

Both men start off slowly with wrestling, but a cheap shot by Rich quickly degenerates the match into a wild brawl.  Fists and kicks by both men and Rich scores with a hot-shot to get two.  Woman gets on the apron to break the count.  Gilbert confronts her and gets a slap to the kisser as a result.  Rich is distracted by the commotion and gets caught by an Anderson DDT.  Arn covers, but only gets two as Gilbert puts Rich's foot on the ropes.  More brawling and Rich catches Arn with a Thesz Press to get another two.  Rich keeps the advantage until Woman grabs his foot from the outside.  Arn scores with a big spinebuster out of nowhere and grabs the tights to score the pin.

Winner:  ARN ANDERSON (w/ Woman)

 

We see a brief video clip of Lenny and Lodi - the West Hollywood Blondes as they talk about the Battle Royal and what they'll be able to do as the World Champion.  Disco Inferno butts in and says that he's winning the contest and becoming the greatest disco dancing world champion ever. Lots of playful verbal sparring and comments by the three men.

 

(commercial)

 

Michael P.S. Hayes is in the back and talking with the NWA World Tag Team Champions, Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - Kronik!..They put over their opponents for tonight, O'Haire and Haas as good wrestlers with a lot of talent and abilities.  They're stars of tomorrow - but tonight, they learn the facts of life.  It's all about Kronik!  'Nuff said!

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

versus

BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart)

 

Controlled chaos is the best way to describe this match.  Lane & Eaton try to use their speed and wrestling advantages to speed things up and go for several quick wins.  Knobbs & Beefcake use the fists and kicks and want to make it more of a fight than a wrestling match.  Beefcake manages to get Lane in the sleeper hold.  Eaton nails Beefcake to break it up and ends up being taken to the floot by Knobbs.  Jimmy Hart is in and tries to use his megaphone to nail Lane again, but Jim Cornette nails Hart with the tennis racket to take him down.  Lane catches Beefcake with a superkick to score the quick win.

Winners:  THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

 

We see a video clip of the Mulligan family together - Blackjack Mulligan, Barry Windham, Kendall Windham & Mike Rotundo.  They make some comments about the main event Battle Royal and how they're all family, but in the ring, it's every man for himself. 

 

(commercial)

 

A clip airs of Ron Simmons and Butch Reed - DOOM talking about the Battle Royal.  Ron wants to be World Champion again and this could be his last chance.  Reed talks about how Simmons has already tasted the gold - now it's time for "The Natural" to make that walk and get the gold.

 

VADER comes to the ring. He's wide open and very pissed off.  He was cheated by Sting in their last couple of matches and he wants his NWA World Title match.  To hell with the Battle Royal.  He wants to be the champion now!  And Vader demands that Harley Race come out and do something about it.  Sirens blare and here comes "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner. Vader has nothing to be mad about.  Sting beat his ass!  Get over it!  Steiner is mad that he's not even in the Battle Royal tonight.  The NWA is scared to have Steiner as the World Champion.  Vader takes exception to Steiner's comments and the two men exchange words before it erupts into a total slugfest.  Referees and agents quickly fill the ring to try and break the brawl up as Vader and Steiner try to tear each other apart. 

 

We cut to a video clip of Jimmy Valiant - the Boogie Woogie Man - and he talks about the Battle Royal tonight and that the Boogie Man is ready to party and rock hard to get a chance at Sting and the World title.

 

(commercial)

 

Video clip of Robert Gibson as he says that he will be winning the battle royal for the # 1 contendership spot tonight -and  that everyone who thinks he's just a tag team wrestler had better watch out.

 

Landrum informs us that both Scott Steiner and Vader have been escorted from the building by order of NWA Commissioner Harley Race. That leaves a vacancy in the battle royal.  Landrum specualtes who will fill the spot.  Sanders offers himself as a choice.

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK (c)

versus

SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie & Woman)

 

The match starts off with both members of Kronik just walking all over the smaller Haas, dominating him with power move after power move. Haas manages to escape and tag O'Haire who proves to match up very well against the Kronik team.  It continues back and forth as we see several two counts by both teams.  Miss Jackie attempts to interfere and distract Adams, but he nails Haas with a boot and goes to the floor to confront the blonde bombshell.  She slaps Adams, and he gives her a big kiss in return.  O'Haire tries to nail Adams from behind, but Clark cuts him off and sends O'Haire flying into the ringside fan barrier.  More brawling ensures and all four men end up in the ring.  Woman and Jackie pull the referee to the floor for a major distraction.  From out of nowhere, Arn Anderson hits the ring and nails Adams with a loaded left hand.  O'Haire covers and the ref moves in and makes the count.

Winners and NEW CHAMPIONS:  SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS - THE HORSEMEN

 

The Horsemen celebrate their new gold and continue to beat on the fallen members of Kronik.  From through the crowd come Scott Hall & Kevin Nash - THE OUTSIDERS.  Hall & Nash team up with Kronik to clear the ring of the Horsemen and send them fleeing to the back.

 

Another brief clip airs of former WWF Intercontinental Champion The Honky Tonk Man, as he talks about how he's the greatest IC Champion of all time and after he wins the Battle Royal, will go on to become the greatest NWA Champion of all time!

 

(commercial)

 

Landrum reminds viewers that NWA Danger Zone Wrestling will return this coming week at it's regular time on Sunday so be sure to look for it. And just signed for next weeks DZW, it'll be an 8 man tag as The Outsiders & Kronik team up to take on The Horsemen.  Also, next week on W.A.R., it's Scott Steiner versus Vader! 

 

Time to go the ring and the NWA Championship Match.

 

We see a clip of the earlier encounter between Sting and Waltman backstage.

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

STING (c) versus SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN (with Madusa)

 

Waltman and Sting exchange armlocks and shoulders to start. Waltman goes to the eyes and pounds away at Sting. Sting fights back with clotheslines and slams.  Madusa tries to interfere, but the referee sees her and sends her to the back as we take a commercial break!

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Waltman has taken the advantage outside the ring.  Kicks and chops and Waltman sends Sting into the steel steps. Sting makes it back into the ring and finally has had enough, unleashing a series of hard chops on Waltman.  Kicks and a whip to the comer.  Big Stinger splash and Sting locks in the Scorpion Leglock. Waltman tries to escape, but Sting sinches down and Waltman is finally forced to tap.

Winner and still NWA Champion:  STING

 

We see a clip of the Masked Superstar with Jim Cornette.  Superstar talks briefly about all that he's done over the years, but he's never been the World Champion.  Tonight and the battle royal is the first step to sealing his legacy as the greatest masked wrestler ever.

 

(commercial)

 

We see Arn Anderson and the Horsemen giving Mark Copani a pep talk.  They kept the North American title and won the tag titles tonight.  Now, Copani's job is to win the Battle Royal.  Copani assures Arn and the Horsemen that he'll win.

 

We go to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with NWA Commissioner Harley Race.  Since Vader has been removed from the building, who will be taking his place, if anyone, in the Battle Royal tonight.  Race just smiles and says that he's found a very sutiable replacement.  Christian Cage steps into the picture, smiling.  He shakes Race's hand and assures all the "peeps" that they can be proud because Captian Charisma is back and going straight to the top! Because that's how he rolls! 

 

We go back to the ring and David Penzer who explains the rules (over the top rope elimination with both feet touching the floor) and introduces the participants for the 18 Man Battle Royal.  The winner of the Battle Royal gets to be the new # 1 Contender for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.

 

MARK COPANI (with Woman), BARRY WINDHAM, BLACKJACK MULLIGAN, MIKE AWESOME, KENDALL WINDHAM, MIKE ROTUNDO, "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT (with Tommy Rich), RON SIMMONS, THE HONKY TONK MAN, BUTCH REED, "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT, ROBERT GIBSON, THE MASKED SUPERSTAR (with Jim Cornette), LENNY LANE, LODI, DISCO INFERNO & CHRISTIAN CAGE.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and the wrestlers are going at it.  Kendall Windham is the first man eliminated by a clothesline by the Masked Superstar.  Lenny and Lodi team up to toss Robert Gibson out to the floor.  He's eliminated.  Mark Copani backdrops Butch Reed to the floor.  Reed is eliminated.  A fist by Jimmy Valiant takes out the Honky Tonk Man and he's eliminated.  Christian and Doug Gilbert team up and send Lenny Lane to the floor.  Lodi is distracted by the loss of his partner and get eliminated by Barry Windham.  The West Hollywood Blondes are eliminated.  Blackjack Mulligan levels Jimmy Valiant and the Masked Superstar with a big clothesline as they're fighting near the ropes. Both men go over and are eliminated.  Copani and Christian team up and toss Mulligan, so he's the next one to go.  Mike Awesome and Barry Windham eliminate Doug Glbert next.  Christian is knocked to the ring apron by Disco Inferno.  Christian hangs on and pulls himself back into the ring. 

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see clips.  During the break, Ron Simmons was eliminated by Barry Windham and a running clothesline.  Back to live action, Christian exits the ring by sliding under the ropes and is at ringside arguing with the referees who are telling him to get back in the ring.  Mark Copani eliminates Mike Rotundo with an assist from Disco Inferno. Copani then turns on Disco and tosses him to the floor.  Disco is out.  It's down to four men - Barry Windham, Mike Awesome, Mark Copani & Christian, who is still on the floor outside the ring arguing with the referees.  Awesome and Windham team up and toss Copani to the floor.  Mark Copani is gone.  Windham and Awesome lock up and are struggling for position.  Christian sees the opportunity and finally slides into the ring, kneeling down in the far corner.  Windham eliminates Awesome with a big clothesline.  Christian comes from behind and catches Windham with a big knee to the back.  Christian goes for the Unprettier, but Windham reverses and hits a DDT on Christian.  Windham picks up Christian and goes to toss him over the ropes to the floor.  Cage holds on to the top rope and pulls Windham over the rope with him.  Windham falls to the floor.  Cage manages to barely hang on to the top and prevents himself from being eliminated.  Windham is eliminated. 
Winner and NEW # 1 CONTENDER:  CHRISTIAN CAGE

 

Landrum says they're out of time and they'll be back next week with more W.A.R. 

 

The end....

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (November 20, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

November 20, 2005

Civic Center

Providence, RI

 

Disclaimer:  It's all fantasy and not real!  Too bad because my NWA kicks ass!

 

We open the show with Tony Schiavone and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell at ringside.  Schiavone informs the fans that Danger Zone Wrestling will NOT be airing this upcoming weekend.  They will only be doing one show this upcoming week, NWA W.A.R. - to give the wrestlers a chance to spend Thanksgiving with their families.  So look for a special edition of NWA W.A.R. on Saturday, November 26.. and Danger Zone Wrestling will return next Sunday at it's regularly scheduled time.

 

Schiavione and Mantell plug the matches signed so far for this week on the Danger Zone.  It's the Outsiders, Hall & Nash, taking on two of the Horsemen, Charlie Haas & Mark Copani.  Plus NWA Women's Champion Sherri Martel defends her title against the former champion, Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  And in the main event, the leader of the Horsemen, Arn Anderson defends the North American Championship against his former teammate and partner, Barry Windham.   

 

Here is Jimmy Cornette crashing the scene.  He wants to see video from last week as he "singlehandedly" won the 12-man elimination match.  Cornette tells the producers to run the video and a see a "very edited" clip of Cornette and Scott Steiner using the tennis racket to get the pinfall over Blackjack Mulligan.  Cornette crows long and hard about how he's a great manager, dresser, dancer, ladies man... and a great wrestler.  It's just Cornette ranting and being classic Cornette as Schiavone and Mantell look on and roll their eyes.  Cornette notices this and snaps on Schiavone that Cornette is a great TV commentator too, and if Schiavone doesn't watch himself, Cornette might decide to kick him to the curb and take over that job too!  Cornette heads to the back and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We're back and it's time for Gary Michael Capetta..

 

We see clips of the Iron Sheik defeating Mark Copani last week on DZW in a "Persian Death Match" as Copani decided to just walk out, giving Iron Sheik the count-out win.

 

THE IRON SHEIK  versus "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT

 

Valiant is wide open as he comes in and immediately goes after the Sheik with a rip to the eyes and fists. Kicks and a slam by Valiant and Sheik goes the outside.  Valiant follows and runs Sheik into the ringpost before slamming him hard against the ring barrier.  Valiant rolls Sheik into the ring and gets two.  Valiant locks in a nervehold on the fallen Sheik.  Sheik gets to his knees and lands some elbows before pulling the hair and putting the boots to Valiant.  Several suplexes by Sheik and he gets two.  Sheik slams Valiant and goes for the Camel Clutch, but Valiant is too close to the ropes and Sheik has to break.  Sheik whips Valiant into the corner. Valiant comes out with a clothesline and some fists.  The ref gets caught by an elbow and Sheik takes advantage of the situation to load his boot and kick Valiant in his "boogie-woogie men".  Valiant is down and the Sheik locks in the Camel Clutch.  The ref calls for the bell.

Winner:  THE IRON SHEIK

 

From out of nowhere, Mark Copani and Charlie Haas hit the ring, followed closely by Arn Anderson and Sean O'Haire. It's the Horsemen in full force as they beat down the Sheik and quickly leave him a brusied and bloody mess. Haas lays out a chair in the ring and Anderson & Copani quickly apply a spiked piledriver to the former WWF Champion. The Horsemen flee the ring as Barry Windham, Kendall Windham and several NWA officials come down to break up the melee.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see the Iron Sheik being loaded into an ambulance.  The Horsemen are standing by and watching... laughing,  Here is Harley Race and he is not happy.  What the hell is going on?  Copani says that he was just giving Sheik a reciept for the disrespect he showed him.  Harley informs the Horsemen that they will all be fined and there will be hell to pay.

 

We go to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with The Outsiders.  They're still sporting bandages from the recent attacks by the Horsemen as well as their match against Kronik where they lost the titles.  We see a clip of Hall & Nash losing the titles to Kronik last week on DZW.  Kev says "hats off to Kronik - they were the better team last week and we have lots of respect for them.   Kronik has offered rematch whenever Hall & Nash are ready and they're looking forward to it and getting their titles back.  But the Horsemen - they think it's 1985 all over again? They made a big mistake by jumping on Kevin & Scott and paybacks are going to be a bitch.  The usually talkative Hall is very somber as he just echoes what Kevin just said and says the Jackasses are going down!

 

We see Jimmy Hart, Brian Knobbs & Brutus Beefcake headed to the ring.  They're coming up next.

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart)

versus

"DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT & "WILDFIRE" TOMMY RICH

 

Gilbert gets on the mic and says that NWA Commissioner Harley Race has promised big things for he and Rich if they talk out the Hogan-stooges.  Gilbert tells Harley to get ready to pay up because they're ready to get the job done.  Jimmy Hart gets on the mic and tells Gilbert & Rich not to count their chickens before they hatch - Knobbs and Brutus aren't going anywhere and there's nothing they or Harley Race can do about that!  Knobbs grabs the mic and tells Gilbert to prepare to take a trip to "Nastyville".  Rich and Gilbert attack and the brawl is on as Hart flees to the floor.  Lots of breaking the rules and brawling by both teams.  Rich and Gilbert use the double-team on Beefcake and appear to have the match won when Jimmy Hart climbs on the ring apron. The ref is distracted as Hart tosses his megaphone to Knobbs who nails Rich with it.  Beefcake makes the cover and gets the pin.

Winners:  BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart)

 

We see Harley Race again watching the moniter in the back.  He's not happy.  Here is Jim Cornette.  He is still bragging about how he "singlehandedly" won the big match last week.  Race lets Cornette go on for a second about how great he is and then tells him to just shut up.  Tonight, Cornette has a match.... and he's wrestling Blackjack Mulligan.  Cornette is speechless for a moment and then starts to make excuses about why he can't wrestle.  Race tells Cornette that he'll either wrestle Mulligan or else Cornette's wrestlers (Midnight Express, Masked Superstar) will be barred from any future title shots.  Cornette tells Race that isn't fair and he can't do that.  Race says he's the Commissioner and can do whatever he wants.  Now, Cornette needs to go get ready for his match.  Race walks off as Cornette stands there, speechless and stunned.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Cornette is complaining to The Midnight Express and Masked Superstar about how he can't wrestle Mulligan.  Mulligan will kill him. Bobby gives Corny a hug to console him.  Superstar tells Cornette that he doesn't have a choice or all of them are screwed.   But Cornette doesn't have to worry because they have his back and Superstar has a plan.  Cornette looks slightly hopeful and relieved as we cut to..

 

Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Arn Anderson, Charlie Haas, Mark Copani, Woman, Sean O'Haire and Miss Jackie - The Horsemen.  About the attack on the Iron Sheik - Copani says that it was a loose end from his former life and is now wrapped up. Haas & Copani are focused on The Outsiders now and proving themselves worthy to Arn, Ric, Woman and the rest that they're worty of carrying the title, "Horsemen".  O'Haire goes off about Barry Windham and says that Double-A will wrap that up tonight.  As for him, he's a former NWA Champion and he's beaten the current champ, Sting, in the past.  And he'll do it again just as soon as he can get a shot. It's all about gold and glory for the Horsemen.  Arn closes by talking about what a diversified and strong unit the new Horsemen are.  It's a return to greatness for the most elite force in wrestling.  As for Windham tonight, he burned his bridges a long time ago with a bad decision.  He could have been back on top, but instead, he will remain stuck in mediocrity for daring to cross the boss and the Horsemen.

 

We see Sherri Martel polishing up the NWA Women's Championship belt in the back.  Her defense against Lisa Moretti is coming up next.

 

(commercial)

 

We see clips of last week as Martel nails Moretti with the title belt while appearing on Ted DiBiase's "Money Pit".  And a couple of days ago on W.A.R., Martel gets involved in the Sting - Vader match as she attempts a splash on Sting, but nails Vader instead.  Sting rolls Martel to the floor and locks Vader in the Scorpion Deathlock to get the win.

 

NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

SHERRI MARTEL (c) versus LISA "IVORY" MORETTI

 

Sherri is arrogant and starts off with slaps and kicks.  Lisa slams her to the mat and goes after the arm.  Kicks by Martel and a big suplex for two.  Martel with a slam and elbow. Sherri goes to the top for a crossbody.  Moretti ducks and Sherri crashes and burns.  Big bulldog by Moretti and she covers for the pin.

Winner and NEW NWA Women's Champion:  LISA "IVORY" MORETTI

 

(commercial)

 

Missy Hyatt is standing in the back with the NWA World Champion, Sting.  Sting talks about the series of matches against Vader and how he's been through a war, but is still the NWA Champion.  Sean O'Haire wants a shot?  That's cool. Just bring it. Hyatt announces that next week on W.A.R., there will be an 18-Man Over The Top Battle Royal to determine the next # 1 contender for Sting and the NWA title.  Sting thinks that 's cool and whoever wins, he'll be ready.

 

Cut to Gary Michael Capetta...

 

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN versus JIM CORNETTE

 

Blackjack is in the ring.  Cornette comes to the rampway and gets a mic.  He'll fight Mulligan and kick his butt, but he's worried about something.  Cornette claims he's an animal when he's mad and he's afraid he might get disqualified for beating Mulligan up too much.  So Cornette wants their match to be NO DQ!  The ref asks Mulligan and he quickly agrees and tells Cornette to bring it on.  Cornette smiles and waves to the back.  Here comes The Midnight Express, The Masked Superstar and The Honky Tonk Man from the back along with Cornette.  They come down and circle the ring and Mulligan.  All of a sudden, Harley Race pops up on the big screen titantron. He thought Cornette might try something like this - but everyone is barred from ringside.. effective RIGHT NOW!  If anyone interferes in the match... or tries anything after the match, they will be FIRED!  Cornette looks ready to wet himself as we cut to a commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Jim Cornette is all alone against Blackjack Mulligan.  Cornette gets his one moment of offense as he tries to nail Mulligan from behind with his tennis racket.  Mulligan just smiles and proceeds to take his time and just beat the holy hell out of Jim Cornette.  Fists and slams and a big elbow.  Finally, Mulligan locks Cornette in the claw and allows the ref to make the count for the pin.

Winner:  BLACKJACK MULLIGAN

 

(commercial)

 

Back again to Gary Michael Capetta..

 

KEVIN NASH & SCOTT HALL - THE OUTSIDERS

versus

CHARLIE HAAS & MARK COPANI (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN

 

Schiavone mentions that the rest of the Horsemen have been barred from ringside.  Hall and Haas start off and after exchanging a few wrestling moves - Hall uleashed a series of chops and punches that send Haas fleeing back to his corner and the tag to Copani.  Hall tags in Nash and he trades fists with the former Muhammad Hassan  before planting him with several elbows in the corner.  Slam by Nash and a choke in the corner before tagging off to Hall again.  Scott works over Copani.  Jackie trips Hall from the outside and we see some classic doubleteaming by the Horsemen.  Woman even manages to get a few shots in before being chased off by Nash.  Copani slams Hall and signals for the camel clutch.  As he moves in, Hall rolls over on to his back and gives Copani a borderline kick.  Tag to Nash who comes in with clotheslines and a big boot to the face of Copani.  Haas gets a kick as well that sends him to the floor. Powerbomb by Nash and he tags off to Hall.  Razors edge by Hall as Nash keeps Haas from interfering.  Scott covers and gets the pin.

Winners:  SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS

 

(commercial)

 

We see Jim Cornette and his wrestlers in the back.  Cornette is being tended to by medical personal and thinks he has a concussion.  Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane make excuses and apologize for not being able to help Cornette against Mulligan, but he heard what Harley Race said.  Cornette vows revenge and screams in pain as the medic puts an ice-pack on his head.

 

We cut to Missy Hyatt as she's joined by Disco Inferno and The West Hollywood Blondes, Lenny Lane & Lodi.  Disco and the Blondes briefly talk about Cornette & his militia, Scotty Steiner, etc. and it's all not over yet.  But they seem more concerned about where they're going to party after the show tonight and ask Missy if she's going out to "shake her booty" with them. Missy kind of rolls her eyes and says she's got plans.  Lodi calls her "too old" and Lenny tells her to enjoy working the docks!  Disco says it's her loss and they walk off as Missy looks stunned.

 

We go to Gary Michael Capetta as he introduces the challenger for the next match, Barry Windham.

 

(commercial)

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
ARN ANDERSON (with Woman) versus BARRY WINDHAM

 

Schiavone mentions that Harley Race has banned the Horsemen from ringside during this match.  Arn starts off by going after the arm of Windham.  Windham fires back with clotheslines and a suplex for two.  Windham concentrates on the back and neck of Anderson and pounds away before sending Arn to the floor with a big backdrop.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Windham has Arn locked in a chinlock. Arn uses the elbows to escape and scores with a DDT.  Two count for Arn.  A few lefts and Arn goes back after the arm.  Windham reverses a whip into the ropes and scores with a bulldog. He covers, but Woman places Arn's leg on the ropes to make the break.  Windham pounds away at Anderson and sets him on the top for a superplex.  Cover by Barry and Arn just barely gets the shoulder up at two.  Windham whips Arn into the ropes but both men go for a clothesline and collide.  Both down.  The ref counts as Woman shreiks at Arn to get up.  Both men are up and trading punches.  Windham backs into the ropes and Woman attempts to grab his leg.  Distracted for a second, Windham gets caught by Arn and a spinebuster.  Arn covers and grabs the tights.  Windham makes the ropes, but Woman knocks his foot off and the referee doesn't see.  Arn puts his foot on the ropes for extra leverage and gets the pin.

Winner and still champion:  ARN ANDERSON

 

Schiavone reminds us that NWA Danger Zone Wrestling will not be airing next week because of the holidays.  But look for a special edition of NWA W.A.R. next Saturday.  And the main event will be an 18 man over-the-top Battle Royal to determine a new number one contender.  Don't miss it!

 

The end!

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (November 18, 2005)

NWA Wrestlng All-Star Review

November 18, 2005

Boston Garden

Boston, MA

 

Disclaimer:  It's all fantasy folks! 

 

Announcers Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders welcome us to the show.  It's the biggest show in W.A.R.'s history and we've got several huge matches.  Sting defends the NWA World Championship against the former Champion, Vader.  The NWA World Tag Team Titles are on the line as the new champs, Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - KRONIK, take on the team of Shane Douglas & Buff Bagwell.  The Horsemen take on The Mulligans - Blackjack & son Barry Windham.    And so much more.

 

Cue David Penzer as we head to the ring for the first match.

 

We see clips of the 12 man elimination match from last weeks Danger Zone.  The mystery partners for the face team were revealed as Kendall Windham and Mike Rotundo.

 

MIKE ROTUNDO & KENDALL WINDHAM versus BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

 

It's as faced paced as one might express with the Junior Mulligan team (Blackjack's son and son-in-law) keeping the Midnights on the denfensive with a combination of quick tags, power moves and some scientific brawling.  Lane attempts the martial arts to come back for his team, to no avail.  Rotundo has Eaton in an airplane splin and tags to Windham who sets up for the bulldog.  Cornette interferes from the outside and nails Windham as he comes off the ropes with a chairshot to the back.  Lane knocks Rotundo to the floor and catches Windham with a superkick.  Eaton covers and gets the pin.

Winners:  The Midnight Express (and Jim Cornette)

 

Cornette and the Midnights continue the beating on Windham after the match with Eaton holding Windham as Cornette slaps and mocks him.  Lane keeps Rotundo on the outside with kicks and the tennis racket.  From the dressing room, Blackjack Mulligan and Barry Windham enter the ring to save their faimly members.  Cornette and The Midnghts' bail as the Mulligan family regroups in the center of the ring.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and The Blue Meanie is in the ring.  He calls out Joanie Laurer.  We see clips of Laurer's loss to Madusa at the PPV, as well as her "tainted" victory over The Blue Meanie on last weeks W.A.R., courtesy of Madusa and Sean Waltman.  We then see clips of Laurer being told by Harley Race to "do something about it!" 

 

Laurer comes to the ring.  She talks about her history and how she's hit rock bottom several times.  Just when she thinks it's getting better, here comes Sean Waltman.  As long as Waltman is around, she'll never able to truly get back on track and move on with her life.  That chapter needs closure.

 

Here comes Sean Waltman and Madusa.  Laurer needs to quit whining and go crawl back in the bottle somewhere like the loser she is.  Just a vicious "shoot style" segment with Madusa and Waltman totally tearing into Laurer.  She just remains silent and says nothing.  Madusa gets into Laurer's face and just slaps her.  Laurer says nothing and appears to be holding back her anger.  Meanie, watching all this says that it's enough.  Waltman tells Meanie to shove off and pushes him to the mat.  Meanie rolls to the floor and gets a chair as Waltman and Madusa continue to verbally assault Laurer who continues to say nothing and just take it, but we can see tears forming in her eyes.  Meanie's back with the chair and whams Waltman with it, sending him to the floor.  Madusa quickly bails as well as Meanie chases them from the ring, swinging the chair wildly. 

 

Laurer has fallen to her knees, sobbing as The Meanie checks on her and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see clips that, during the break, Meanie consoles the distraught Laurer in the back and tries to give her encouragement.  She can't let Waltman and Madusa keep getting to her.  She needs to fight back.  They go into the dressing room to talk.

 

We go backstage and Michael P.S. Hayes is talking to the NWA World Tag Team Champions, KRONIK.  They put over their title defense against Buff & Douglas coming up later tonight and say that it's going to be "high times" for Buff & The Franchise.  We see clips of Kronik defeating the Outsiders to win the titles.  Adams comments that they know that Hall & Nash weren't 100% - but that's the thing about being a champion.  It happens.  Whenever Hall & Nash are ready for the rematch, it's on. They respect the Outsiders, but they'll learn, just like everyone else, that it's all about Kronik!

 

We see clips of the "new Horsemen" at the Bad Moon Rising PPV beating down Barry Windham and kicking him out of the group.

 

We go to ring announcer David Penzer and the next match.

 

BARRY WINDHAM & BLACKJACK MULLIGAN

versus

THE HORSEMEN - ARN ANDERSON & SEAN O'HAIRE (with Woman, Miss Jackie)

 

Don't even look for moves here - it's a brawl with fists and kicks flying everywhere.  Barry takes early control over Arn and levels him with a slam and a clothesline.  Arn bails to the floor to talk to Woman and Jackie as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Arn has Barry trapped in a chinlock.  We see a clip of during the break as Miss Jackie provided a distraction and Arn took advantage to clip Windham in the gut to take the adavantage.  O'Haire tags in and we see lots of doubleteaming by the Horsemen.  Windham fights back and ducks a clothesline from O'Haire before nailing him with a flying forearm.  Hot tag to Blackjack Mulligan and Daddy Mulligan is fired up.  Fists and punches to everyone.  A slam to Arn and Mulligan locks in the claw. Windham nails O'Haire and the ref is in position.  Woman is up on the apron and the ref goes to get her down.  Miss Jackie is in and kicks Blackjack in the groin.  Mulligan is down and Arn covers, using the ropes for leverage to get a three count and steal the win.

Winners:  ARN ANDERSON & SEAN O'HAIRE (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Rich Landrum announces that Blue Meanie and Joanie Laurer have asked Commissioner Harley Race for a match tonight against Madusa and Sean Waltman and he's agreed.  So that's coming up later tonight. 

 

We go to Michael Hayes who's standing by with NWA Women's Champion Sherri Martel.  Sherri is just in a great mood and wants to thank all her fans for their support and love.  She'll be their champion for a long time to come.  VADER comes over and interupts.  He tells Sherri to move her ass!  Sherri wisely decides to leave.  Vader goes on a rant!  Tonight, it's Sting and Vader gets another shot at reclaiming his NWA World Championship.  Sting's been lucky!  Vader hasn't been mad yet!  Now, he's mad!  Sting is getting hurt... and the title is coming back to Vader!

 

Cut to the ring and David Penzer introduces the challengers for the next match.  Its for the NWA World Tag Team Titles and it's next!

 

(commercial)

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK (c) versus "THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS & BUFF BAGWELL

 

Kronik starts off strong as Clark just levels both Douglas and Buff with clotheslines and shoulders.  Adams tags in and has just as much success as Douglas and Buff just can't seem to get going.  Finally, Douglas manages to hit a jawbreaker on Adams and the "Stuffed Franchise" team takes control.  They're working on the neck and back of Adams with lots of quick tags and double-teaming.  Adams hits a DDT on Buff from out of nowhere and crawls to his corner to make the hot tag to Clark.  Clark unleashes the full power of Kronik on both men and slaps down Douglas with a full power slam.  Suplex on Bagwell and he rolls to the floor.  Adams tags in and it's "High TImes" for Douglas.  Adams covers and gets the pin.

Winners and still champions:  KRONIK

 

(commercial)

 

We go backstage where Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with the World Champion, Sting.  Sting is tired of this song and dance with Vader and is ready to move on to other challengers.  Here is NWA Women's Champion Sherri Martel.  She asks if Sting saw how Vader disrespected her earlier.  She wants to be in Sting's corner during his match against Vader tonight.  Sting brings up that Sherri is not the most trustworthy person in the world.  She gives her word as a champion that she's sincere - she just wants Vader to pay for disrespecting her.  Sting says he'll think about it.

 

Back to David Penzer..

 

INTERGENDER TAG TEAM MATCH

JOANIE "CHYNA DOLL" LAURER & THE BLUE MEANIE

versus

MADUSA & SEAN WALTMAN

 

Madusa and Waltman are all laughs and smiles as they enter the ring. Laurer seems very reluctant and upset as Meanie leads her towards the ring, constantly talking to and reassuring her.  Meanie starts off with Waltman and manages to keep the former X-Pac on the defensive as Meanie unloads with kicks, punches and a facebuster.  He tries to tag Laurer in, but she just stands there, watching.  Waltman kicks Meanie low and tags in Madusa who slaps Meanie and nails him with a superkick. Madusa gets two. Waltman tags back in and hits a leg lariat and clothesline on the Meanie.  Meanie fights back and scores with a DDT on Waltman.  He tags in Laurer who climbs into the ring, looks at the fallen Waltman and then just walks out to the floor before heading towards the back.  Meanie tries to stop her, but she just pushes him away.  Madusa catches Meanie from behind wth a kick to the back of the head. She rolls Meanie into the ring and Waltman hits the X-Factor for the pin.

Winners:  SEAN WALTMAN & MADUSA

 

Laurer is watching from the rampway before turning and heading into the back.  Madusa and Waltman stand over the fallen Meanie and make out in the center of the ring as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We're back and we see a battered Meanie confronting Laurer. What happened?  Why did you bail on me?  Laurer doens't have any excuses and is just crying and walks off from Meanie, telling him to leave her alone.

 

Back to David Penzer and the next match - the main event.

 

NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STING (c) versus VADER

 

Vader comes out first. Sting gets introduced and stops at the bottom of the ramp.  He waves to the back and here comes the NWA Women's Champion, Sherri Martel to be in his corner.  She comes down and mouths off to Vader as the ref calls for the bell.

 

Back and forth action by both men as they seem determined to end it once and for all. Vader goes crashing into the corner. Sting goes for the stinger splash,but miscalculates as Vader drops down and Sting flies over the ropes and to the floor. Sherri checks on Stng as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Vader is working over Sting in the corner with fists and clothelsines.  He tries several times for a pin, but Sting keeps getting the shoulder up at 2 - breaking the counts.  Vader is getting frustrated and slams Sting to the mat.  He's going up for moonsault.  Sting rolls and Vader crashes hard to the mat. Both men are down.  The ref counts and we get both men up around the nine-count and the fists are flying.  The ref gets too close and gets nailed by an elbow.  The ref is down.  Sting manages to catch Vader with a big splash in the corner and a DDT.  Sting covers, but the ref is still down.  Sherri climbs to the top and flies, but Sting moves at the last second and Sherri crashes down on Vader instead of her intended target.  Stng rolls Sherri out of the ring and locks the Scorpion Deathlock on Vader as the ref pulls himself together.  Vader fights for a bit, but has no choice and finally taps.

Winner and still Champion:  STING

 

We're out of time as Landrum and Sanders thank us for watching. See you next week on NWA W.A.R.  

 

The end...

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (November 13, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

November 13, 2005

Lakefront Arena

New Orleans, LA

 

Disclaimer:  It's all fantasy folks and not the real thing!  Too bad!

 

We open up the show with a banner and picture of WWE Superstar Eddie Guerrero that says "Eddie Guerrero 1967 - 2005  Rest In Peace".  We have a ten bell salute for Guerrero as the fans chant Eddie's name.

 

We start off with Tony Schiavoine and Dutch Mantell at ringside.  They briefly talk about Eddie Guerrero and then go on to plug the matches on store for tonight here at the Danger Zone.  Two big main events as NWA World Champion Sting defends the title against "Macho Man" Randy Savage.  Also, The Outsiders, Kevn Nash and Scott Hall defend the NWA World Tag Team titles against the team of Brian Adams and Bryan Clark - Kronik.  Plus we have a twelve-man elimination match as Jim Cornette and his militia, The Midnight Express and the Masked Superstar, are teaming with Scott Steiner and The Honky Tonk Man to take on the unusual grouping of Disco Inferno, The West Hollywood Blondes and Blackjack Mulligan, plus two mystery partners of their choosing.  And Mark Copani, formerly known as Muhammad Hassan takes on The Iron Sheik in a "Persian Death Match".  It's a big show, so stay tuned. 

 

We go to the back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with the NWA World Tag Team Champions, Scott Hall & Kevin Nash.  They're battered and beaten men and we see a brief video clip of the attacks by The Four Horsemen the night before on W.A.R.  Neither man is 100%, but they want revenge and the Horsemen need to watch their backs.  Kronik steps into the scene and Hall & Nash tense up.  Kronik have a title shot against the Outsiders tonight and remind Kev and Scott of that.  Don't look ahead at the Horsemen - you need to worry about Kronik.  The four men have a stare-down and Nash assures them that they're not overlooking anyone - especially Clark & Adams.  They'll be ready tonight.  Clark and Adams tell them to be sure because they don't want to hear excuses when Kronik takes home the titles.  Kronik leaves as Hall & Nash watch.

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta.

 

PERSIAN DEATH MATCH - The only way to win is when your opponent can't make a ten count.

THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI (with Woman, Miss Jackie)

 

It starts off slowly and quickly degenerates into a brawl.  Woman gets in a few shots at the Sheik as well, but he pretty much ignores her and stays focused on his main target, the former Muhammad Hassan.  Copani scores with a suplex on the Sheik that sends him to the outside.  The ref count reaches 8 before Sheik can pull himself together.  The brawling continues and Sheik kicks Copani with a low kick.  Copani pulls himself up at the 7 count. Sheik goes on a roll and hits a series of suplexes on Copani, sending him rolling to the floor.  Copani decides that he's had enough and just bails, walking to the back with Woman and Jackie beside him.  The ref counts to 10 and declares the Iron Sheik as the winner.

Winner: THE IRON SHEIK

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is with Mark Copani and Woman.  Missy wants to know what just happened there.  Why did Copani walk out of the match?  Copani says that he's through with the whole "Muhammad Hassan" character and anything that was related to it.  The Iron Sheik situation was part of his past and he's not wasting his time on that anymore.  He's a Horseman now and he's focused on winning gold and making an impact.  He has no time for petty feuds with old men.  Let Sheik enjoy hsi moment in the spotlight.  He beat "Muhammad Hassan" by a count out.  Big deal!  Any more questions?  Copani and Woman glare at Missy and stalk off.

 

We go back to the ring and Ted DiBiase is set up for an edition of "The Money Pit".  His guest is the NEW NWA Woman's Champion, Sherri Martel.  Sherri comes out and does a brief promo, saying that winning the 4 corners match at the PPV proves that she's the best woman wrestler around.  Here comes Lisa "Ivory" Moretti. Sherri won the match and the title, but she didn't beat the champion.  Ivory wants her rematch... now!  Sherri says that she has too many things to do this week, so the answer is "No!".  Ivory slaps Sherri in the face and we end up with a catfight.  DiBiase and several referees seperate the two ladies.  While the refs calm Ivory, Sherri takes advantage of the distraction and nails Lisa Moretti across the head with the Women's Title belt.  The refs get between them again and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Schiavone informs us that for next week, Sherri Martel will be defending the Women's Championship against Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  We cut again to the back where The Blue Meanie is standing by with Disco Inferno, The Hollywood Blondes and Blackjack Mulligan.  All four men take turns ragging on Jim Cornette and his "army".  Mulligan mentions The Horsemen and their attack on his son, Barry Windham and himself last night at W.A.R.  He's not 100%, but their time is coming.  Tonight, he's finishing business with Steiner and Honky Tonk Man.  Meanie asks if they're ready to reveal who their two mystery partners are yet?  Lenny says to wait until the match and then everyone can find out.

 

Back to the ring and Gary Michael Capetta.

 

We see clips of Knobbs and Beefcake's attack on NWA Commissioner Harley Race at the "Bad Moon Rising" PPV and Schiavione mentions that Race ordered this match to take place.

 

BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart) versus ROBERT GIBSON & "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT

 

Valiant and Gibson storm the ring and quickly clear everyone out.  When the dust settles, it's Valiant and Gibson using quick tags and a mixture of Gibson's science and Valiant's brawling to maintain a strong advantage. Knobbs takes advantage of a Jimmy Hart distraction and catches Valiant with a low blow as we go to a commerical.

 

(commercial)

 

As we return, It's "pit city" for the Boogie Man and we see lots of clubbering and double-teaming by the two Hogan cronies.  Valiant fights back with a thumb to the eyes of Brutus and does the hot tag to Gibson. Gibson scores with dropkicks and clotheslines and seems to be in control.  Jimmy Hart is on the apron for the distraction and Gibson nails him with a hard shot to the head.  Knobbs nails Gibson with Jimmy Hart's megaphone that has been tossed in the ring.  Knobbs tosses the megaphone out of the ring and goes to nail Valiant in the corner.  Beefcake locks in a sleeper on the unconscious Gibson, but it's all academic as the ref calls for the bell.

Winners:  BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart)

 

As the Hart family celebrates their victory, we see a shot of NWA Commissioner Harley Race standing in the back and watching a moniter.  Clearly, he's not happy about the end of this match.  He's approached by Joanie Laurer aka "Chyna Doll".  She apologizes and starts making excuses about her behavior at the PPV and last night at W.A.R.  It's just that having Sean Waltman around drives her crazy.  Harley stops her.  He doesn't want excuses.  She can suck it up and do something about Madusa and Sean Waltman or she can get back out of wrestling and leave the NWA.  He's heard all the excuses before and the next step is up to her.  Laurer watches as Race walks off.

 

(commercial)

 

We see shots of the "Godfather of Soul" James Brown and his entourage sitting at ringside enjoying the show. 

 

We go back to the dressing rooms where Missy Hyatt is standing by with Jim Cornette, The Midnight Express, Masked Superstar, Scott Steiner, Midajah & The Honky Tonk Man.  Cornette rags on Disco and talks about how he (Cornette) is the man who was the inspiration behind "Dirty Dancing".  He's got an army assembled and they're not taking any prisoners tonight.  HTM takes a few shots at Mulligan and the "Sissy Boys" as he refers to the Blondes, Lenny & Lodi.  Steiner gets on the mic and goes into a 'roid rage rant about the NWA, Disco & the Blondes, Mulligan and anyone else they want to bring in.  He's tired of crap and someone is getting hurt tonight.

 

We go to Gary Michael Cappeta at ringside where he makes introductions for the next match.

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS (c)

versus

BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK

 

We see a video of last night at W.A.R. as Hall & Nash were both victims of attacks by the new "Horsemen".  The four men are introduced for the match and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We join the match in progress as Hall and Clark are trading blows in the center of the ring.  Adams is tagged in and scores with several clotheslines and a big slam for two.  Nash breaks it up.  It's just a total pier-sixer as neither team is able to take the advantage for more than a few moments and neither is backing down a step.  We see Woman, Charlie Haas & Mark Copani come out to the rampway.  Hall and Nash appear distracted by the presence of the Horsemen who are just watching.  Clark levels Hall with a big clothesline that sends him flying to the floor where he goes hard into the ring barrier.  Hall appears to be out.  Nash is in, but quickly falls victim to the numbers game. He appears to be fighting back, but Kronik is just too much.  It's "High Times" for "Big Sexy" and Adams covers for the pin.

Winners and NEW NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - KRONIK

 

As Clark and Adams celebrate, Haas & Copani move down towards the ring, but quickly change their minds as they see Clark and Adams standing tall with their new titles and refusing to clear the way to allow access to the fallen Outsiders.  Hall pulls himself back into the ring and along with Nash, has a stare off with Kronik.  The two teams warily shake hands and hug in a sign of respect as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see Hall and Nash confronting NWA Commissioner Harley Race during the break.  Race tells them to calm down and that next week, they'll have a match against the Horsemen.  Nash and Hall appear to be pacified by this and walk off from Race.

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

12 MAN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH:

BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, THE MASKED SUPERSTAR, "BIG POPPA PUMP" SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah), THE HONKY TONK MAN & JAMES E. CORNETTE

versus

THE DISCO INFERNO, LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES, BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & TWO MYSTERY PARTNERS. 

 

Disco and company call out their partners, MIKE ROTUNDO & KENDALL WINDHAM, the son-in-law and son respectively of Mulligan, and the group charges the ring and the match is on.  It's a brawl and pure chaos and the referee has his hands full trying to keep a semblence of order.  The first man eliminated is LODI as he falls victim to a quick roll and handful of tights by Honky Tonk Man.  Honky is the next man out as Mulligan pins him after a suplex.  Next out are Eaton and Rotundo who are both counted out as they brawl on the outside of the ring.  Cornette is doing his best to stay away from everyone and not get involved in the carnage.  Kendall is next as Scott Steiner scores with a frankensteiner for a pin.  Cornette gets a shot at Disco Inferno with the tennis racket and Stan Lane takes advantage to get the pin.  Disco is eliminated.  It's down to Lenny Lane & Mulligan versus Scott Steiner, Stan Lane, and Jim Cornette.  We go to commerical.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see that during the break, Stan Lane was eliminated by a clothesline by Mulligan and a roll-up by Lenny.  Steiner takes advantage and nails Lenny to pin him.  Lenny is gone and it's down to Mulligan versus Steiner and Cornette.  Mulligan fights Steiner and appears to have matters in hand.  Midajah is up on the apron and slaps Mulligan.  Cornette tries to nail Mulligan with the tennis racket, but Mulligan grabs Cornette before he can swing and nails him.  Midajah grabs the referee so he can't see and Steiner nails Mulligan from behind with the tennis racket that Cornette has just dropped when Mulligan hit him.  Mulligan goes down and Steiner tells Cornette to "cover him".  Cornette covers and gets the pin.

Winners:  JIM CORNETTE & SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)

 

We go to the back where NWA World Champion Sting is standing with Missy Hyatt.   Sting talks about "Macho Man" Randy Savage  and his title defense tonight.  Savage is a friend - he's been a foe  - and he's tough. Sting is the champ and likes being the champ.  He didn't beat Vader in a cage two days ago at the PPV to lose the title this quickly.  He tells Savage to "do your best" because it's showtime, folks!

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and it's time for Gary Michael Capetta.

 

NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

STING (c) versus "MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE

 

Both men start off with wrestling, but it quickly goes into a brawl as Savage uses hard fists to get an early advantage. Sting fights back with chops and begins to take shots at the leg of the "Macho Man". Savage fends off the attack and nails Sting with a clothesline that sends Sting to the floor as we head to a commercial.

 

(commerical)

 

We come back and Sting has control of Savage with a chinlock.  Randy uses elbows to escape and levels Sting with a huge slam.  Savage to the top and he scores with the big elbow.  A cover, but it's only for two as Sting makes the ropes.  Savage keeps control and clubs away at Sting. Savage goes for a suplex, but Sting reverses into a scorpion death drop DDT.  Sting has his second wind and tosses Savage into the corner.  Stinger splash and it's time for the Scorpion Deathlock.  Savage counters by rolling Sting up into a cradle for two.  Sting counters by shifting his weight and hanging on to roll over on top of Savage.  The ref does a quick count and Sting has gotten the pin on Savage.

Winner and still Champion:  STING

 

We're out of time as Schiavone quickly plugs the matches already signed for next week with Sherri Martel defending the Women's title against Lisa Moretti and Hall & Nash versus The Horsemen.  See you next week.

 

THE END!