NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue
November 4, 2005
Civic Center
Florence, SC
Disclaimer: This is just fantasy and not the real deal! It is for entertainment purposes only.
NWA W.A.R.
We open up and The Blue Meanie is standing in the center of the ring. Tonight, on W.A.R., there will be a dancing contest between The Disco Inferno and Jim Cornette. We go back to last week and see Cornette rag Disco about his dancing skills. Later in an interview with the Meanie, Cornette says that he can out-dance Disco Inferno.
Back to Meanie who says that both men will have the chance to dance for 30 seconds and the fans will vote for who they feel is the winner. Ring announcer David Penzer makes the introductions for both men.
DANCING CONTEST
DISCO INFERNO versus JIM CORNETTE
Cornette is accompanied by "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton. Meanie says that both men selected their music earlier and flipped a coin. Cornette will go first.
The sounds of "Time Warp" fill the arena as James E. Cornette starts to shake his groove thing and do the "Time Warp"... very badly. The fans boo and Disco is standing in the corner with Meanie laughing his head off. Cornette stops after a few moments, and throws a tantrum about the fans booing him. Eaton gives him a hug and consoles his hot-tempered manager. Disco's turn - and he brings out the disco classic "Jive Talking" from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and proceeds to shake his booty to a big pop from the crowd. Cornette is upset as he's watching this and sends Eaton to attack Disco Inferno. Eaton hits Disco with a running knee and proceeds to beat the crap out of him after the sneak attack. Cornette is in and slams Disco with the tennis racket across the head. Eaton goes to the fop and hits the "Alabama Jam" on the fallen Disco Inferno. Eaton and Cornette then head to the back as referees and The Meanie check on the fallen Disco Inferno.
We cut to Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders at ringside as we see referee's helping out the injured Disco Inferno the the back. Later tonight, Vampiro will be taking on one-half of Kronik in Brian Adams. Also, Vader will be wrestling. Lisa Moretti will be defending the Women's Championship against Sherri Martel. And The Outsiders will be defending the Tag Team titles against the team of Sean O'Haire and Barry WIndham. It's a big show so stay tuned.
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We come back and Landrum informs us that a match has been signed for later tonight with Disco Inferno taking on Bobby Eaton. Now it's time for action and we go to ring announcer David Penzer.
ROBERT GIBSON versus "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT (with Tommy Rich)
Landrum comments that Gibson is working as a singles wrestler now. Sanders injects that Gibson's long-time partner, Ricky Morton, is in jail for being a deadbeat dad! Landrum ignores Sanders comment and says that Gibson is moving on with his career and may be looking for a new partner down the road. Gilbert & Gibson are no strangers and have wrestled many times in the past. Gibson starts off by working on the arm. Gilbert counters with power moves and a big suplex for two. Gison finally gets a good advantage. Tommy Rich jumps on the ring apron to distract Gibson and the referee. Gilbert pulls a chain from his tights and nails Gibson to get the pin.
Winner: DOUG GILBERT
We see VADER in the back with Michael P.S. Hayes. Vader is mad. He's livid. He feels that he was ripped off by Sting last week and he wants his NWA World Title back. At the PPV, Bad Moon Rising, he's going to be champion again. He's going to hurt Sting. He's going to hurt everyone!
We see clips of Vader's loss to Sting for the NWA Championship last week on W.A.R. Cut to David Penzer for the introductions.
KROWBAR versus VADER
Vader attacks Krowbar before the bell and just pounds away at his opponent, sending him to the floor. Vader follows and rams Krowbar into the ringpost. Vader starts moving mats and sets Krowbar up for a powerbomb on the concrete floor. Referees and agents are quickly out to try and prevent Vader from doing this dastardly deed. Here is Sting. He goes after Vader and a big brawl ensues. The match is a no-contest as Vader and Sting fight up the rampway and into the back. Several wrestlers come out to pull the men apart. Harley Race gets between the two incensed wrestlers and tells them to quit now or he'll fire both of them. Save it for the PPV. Vader allows himself to be led off as wrestlers continue to restrain Sting.
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David Penzer is in the ring and he introduces one of the participants for the next match - Vampiro. We see clips of last week where Vampiro tried to hire Kronik with a bad check and fell victim to some "high times" as a result. We cut to the back where The Blue Meanie is standing by with Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - KRONIK! Adams says that Vampiro is an idiot and deserves what he has coming to him. It's not personal - or at least it wasn't until Vampiro tried to screw with Kronik. Now, it's time to pay for that check with his ass! Adams tells Clark to stay backstage. Clark tells Brian that he'll be watching to make sure Vampiro doesn't try to get slick. They high-five and Adams heads to the ring.
BRIAN ADAMS versus VAMPIRO
It's what you'd expect from these two men - a big time brawl. Adams pounds away at Vampiro, who keeps taking shots with the kicks and the martial arts moves. The ref gets bumped in the corner as he gets caught by a Vampiro elbow. Adams presses Vampiro over his head and throws him to the mat with a hard slam. Here is the Great Muta from out of nowhere and he sprays at Adams with the green mist. Brian gets his arm up to deflect most of the mist. Bryan Clark is out and goes after Muta. Vampiro is back in and goes after the half-blinded Adams. The ref is finally getting to his senses and calls for the bell.
Official Decision: DOUBLE-DISQUALIFICATION
Road agents and refs come down to the ring and break up the four men.
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We come back to Landrum & Sanders and they run down the matches signed so far for the NWA PPV - "Bad Moon Rising" coming on November 11th from the Alamo Dome in San Antonio, Texas. Programming note - on that week, W.A.R. will air on Saturday, November 12th instead of the usual Friday airdate.
Signed so far:
NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - STEEL CAGE MATCH
STING (c) versus VADER
FOR CONTROL OF THE NWA
NWA Commissioner HARLEY RACE versus HULK HOGAN (with Jimmy Hart)
NWA North American Championship
ARN ANDERSON (c) versus SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)
NO DISQUALIFICATION
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE versus CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie)
FOUR CORNERS - NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LISA MORETTI (c) versus JACKIE MOORE versus SHERRI MARTEL versus LUNA VACHON
MADUSA versus JOANIE LAURER
TEXAS STREET FIGHT
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN versus THE HONKY TONK MAN
And just added:
KRONIK versus VAMPIRO & THE GREAT MUTA
We cut to the back and see Michael Hayes standing by with Woman. Hayes wants to know what's going on with Woman? Why has she been at ringside lately and what's the deal with Charlie Haas and Muhammad Hassan walking ourt of their matches at apparently her urging? Women just smiles and promises that all will be revealed at "Bad Moon Rising!"
(commercial)
We see clips of earlier tonight as Disco and Cornette have a dance-off. Eaton attacks Disco and along with Cornette, leaves him laid out.
Cue David Penzer as we go the ring...
DISCO INFERNO versus "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON (with Jim Cornette)
It's obvious that Disco is still feeling the effects of the earlier beating by Eaton & Cornette. He attacks quickly with punches and kicks. Eaton fights back and takes Disco to the floor with a hiptoss. Cornette provides the distraction and Eaton rams Disco into the steel post. It's just a matter of time and Eaton wears down the injured Disco some more before finally putting him away with an Oklahoma roll for the pin.
WInner: BOBBY EATON (with Jim Cornette)
Bobby & Cornette start to beat on the fallen Disco. Stan Lane and the Masked Superstar come out to join in the fun. Here come Lenny & Lodi - the West Hollywood Blondes and they have chairs. Lenny & Lodi clear the ring of Cornette's militia and check on Disco as we go to commercial.
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We see Michael Hayes in the back with Lenny, Lodi and Disco. Disco is being tended to by
the medics. Lodi tells Hayes that they want to wrestle Jim Cornette's militia... and issues a challenge for a six-man tag next week.
We cut to The Blue Meanie who is standing with the World Tag Team Champions, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall. Hall and Nash talking about being fighting champions and taking on all the challengers. Tonight, it's Windham and O'Haire. Tough team and two great wrestlers, but they're still going down. They need some challengers for the PPV. Harley Race needs to get on the ball about that!
Cut to Lisa Moretti talking to Jackie Moore in the back. Lisa is getting ready for her match. Jackie wishes her luck and Lisa is headed towards the ring.
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We come back and see clips of Sherri Martel defeating Luna Vachon last week on W.A.R. to get this title shot.
Cue David Penzer..
NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LISA MORETTI (c) versus SHERRI MARTEL
Back and forth cat-fight with Sherri taking the early advantage. Kicks and fists by Sherri and she scores with a slam and elbow. To the top, but Lisa slams her off and drops a leg across Sherri for two. Slam by Lisa, but Sherri rolls her up for two. Fists and kicks by both ladies. Sherri rolls up Lisa and grabs the ropes for extra leverage for two. Lisa reverses her weight and rolls up Sherri. Lisa grabs the ropes for the extra leverage and manages to get the pin.
Winner: LISA MORETTI
We go the back where Michael P.S. Hayes is standing with Sean O'Haire and Barry Windham. Hayes announces that Harley Race has signed a handicap match for next week with The Midnight Express, The Masked Superstar & Jim Cornette versus Disco Inferno & The Hollywood Blondes. Hayes asks Windham and O'Haire about becoming a tag team and wrestling for the titles. Windham says he sees a big star in the making in O'Haire and is glad to be teaming with him. O'Haire says he still plans to get the NWA title back, but he'd be a fool to turn down a chance to team with Windham and go after the tag straps. They proved last week that they work well together and they might have a few surprises for Hall & Nash tonight.
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Cue David Penzer..
NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS (c)
versus
SEAN O'HAIRE & BARRY WINDHAM
Windham starts off with Hall by going after the arm. Scott fights back with a slam and some chops. O'Haire tagged in and they double-team Hall. Kev breaks it up with a boot to Windham. Hall makes the tag to Kevin and he works over Windham in the corner with elbows and a big boot to the chops. Tag to Hall who scores with a backdrop and clotheslines. Windham comes back with a cradle on Hall for two. Hot tag to O'Haire who trades fists with Hall. Suplex by O'Haire and he goes up top. Swanton by O'Haire, but no one is home as Hall rolls out of the way at the last second. Both men down.
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Windham and O'Haire are doubleteaming on Scott. Hall manages to catch Windham with the hotshot and rolls to the corner for the hot tag to Kevin. Nash with the clothesline on both Windham and O'Haire. O'Haire is tossed to the floor and Nash slams Windham to the mat. Tag to Hall who signals for the Razor's Edge. He has Windham up, but O'Haire catches Hall in the kisser with a superkick. Windham covers Hall and gets two as Nash breaks up the count. Nash goes after O'Haire and nails him with a clothesline that sends O'Haire back to the floor again. Nash follows. Hall and Windham are slugging it out in the ring. Windham gets the advantage and hits with a suplex. He rolls through and gets 2 1/2 before Hall kicks free. Windham whips Hall into the ropes for a clothesline, but Hall catches him with an inside cradle to get the pin.
Winners and still champions: SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS
Landrum & Sanders close out the show by reminding viewers to watch NWA Danger-Zone Wrestling on Sunday. Next week on W.A.R., Jim Cornette wrestles with his militia against Disco Inferno and the West Hollywood Blondes. The "Bad Moon Rising" PPV is coming up on November 11. They're out of time and the show ends.
The End...
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