NWA Wrestling All-Star Review (W.A.R.)
November 12, 2005
Reunion Arena
Dallas, TX
Disclaimer: This is just fantasy and unfortunately not real.
We open up the show with a shot of hosts Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders standing at ringside. They talk about the "Bad Moon Rising" PPV from the night before. It was a great PPV and a great night for the NWA. We'll have clips later in the show, but first, let's go the ring and Ring Announcer David Penzer for the first match of the night.
RON SIMMONS & BUTCH REED - DOOM versus
"THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS & BUFF BAGWELL
Both teams seem evenly matched at the start as Simmons and Douglas start off by trading armlocks and takedowns. Neither man can secure a definite advantage. Buff gets a shot at Simmons from the outside and gets nailed in the kisser by Ron for his trouble. Reed in with clotheslines and slams on both Buff & Douglas. Doom continues to dominate until Buff twists his knee coming off the ropes and goes down hard. The ref calls a halt to the action to check on Buff's injury. Reed moves too close to see what's going on and Buff nails him with a low kick from his "injured" leg. Douglas nails Simmons and takes him out of the ring. Buff covers Reed and gets the pin.
Winners: BUFF BAGWELL & SHANE DOUGLAS
(commercial)
We come back and The Blue Meanie is in the back talking to "Chyna Doll" Joanie Laurer. We see clips of her match from the night before against Madusa and see Laurer's ex-boyfriend, Sean Waltman get involved. We see clips of later as Waltman and Madusa were making out and mocking Joanie Laurer. Back to Laurer and the Meanie. Meanie asks Laurer what her thoughts were on what happened last night. Laurer just kind of mumbles something. Meanie doens't understand and pushes the issues a bit. Laurer just looks at him and suddenly attacks the Blue Meanie, knocking him to the ground and pounding away. Refs and agents are quickly in to pull Laurer off the fallen announcer/wrestler.
Back to Landrum and Sanders. Sanders calls Chyna Doll a "psychotic nutjob". Landrum ignores Sanders and talks about the PPV the night before. We see a video highlight reel showing clips of some of the action from "Bad Moon Rising". NWA Commisioner Harley Race is coming up next.
(commercial)
Michael P.S. Hayes is in the ring and has a special interview - the man who ended Hulkamania last night at the PPV, the former 8-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion and current NWA Commissioner, Harley Race. Race receives a standing ovation from the NWA fans as he comes to the ring. We see clips of the Hogan - Race match from the night before. Jimmy Hart gets involved and so does the "Macho Man" Randy Savage. In the end, Race takes Hogan down and gets the pin. Hogan is gone from the NWA. Race looks pleased and tells the fans that getting rid of Hogan felt almost as good as winning those 8 World titles. Race shoots on Hogan for a bit and says it's time to get back to business. We see clips of an ambush by Brian Knobbs and Brutus Beefcake on Harley early in the PPV. Race says that both men have been fined and placed on intensive probation. He has them under contract and Hogan isn't here to protect them anymore. They're not here tonight, but tommorow night, they'll be facing Jimmy Valiant and Robert Gibson on the Danger Zone. Tonight, Joanie Laurer will face the Blue Meanie in a match. He thought she would be a positive asset for the NWA, but he's beginning to have his doubts. Race talks about big things happening for the NWA in the future and assures the fans that they haven't seen anything yet so stick around.
Here comes former NWA Champion Big Van Vader to the ring. He's mad and gets in Race's face. Vader wants another shot at Sting. Vader wants to hurt someone. Race tells Vader he'd better turn it down a notch or else. If Vader wants another shot at Sting, then fine. They can do it next week on W.A.R. But tonight, Vader has other problems. We see video of last week as Vader attempted to powerbomb Krowbar on the concrete floor, but Sting made the save. We come back to Race and he tells Vader that tonight, he faces Krowbar... in a hardcore match.. and it starts right now!
Crowbar comes out of the audience and goes straight after Vader as Race & Hayes clear the ring. Krowbar has a krowbar (duh!) and nails Vader, sending him to the floor as we go th commercial.
(commerical)
We come back and the match is in progress.
HARDCORE MATCH
KROWBAR versus VADER
Krowbar has a trashcan lid and is whaling away at Vader. Vader knocks it away and appears livid. Clubbing fists and forearms by Vader and a big clothesline. Vader slams Krowbar into the corner and follows with a splash. Powerbomb by Vader in the middle of the ring. He covers for two and pulls Krowbar up. Vader tosses Krowbar to the floor and follows. Vader goes under the rng and gets out a table. He sets it up and CRASH! A powerbomb by Vader puts Krowbar to the floor. Vader covers for the pin.
Winner: VADER
EMT's and referees quickly rush down to tend to the injured Krowbar as Vader stands tall in the ring with his arm raised high, and calling out Sting.
(commercial)
We come back and see Sean O'Haire in the back talking to Woman. Scott Hall walks by and O'Haire decides to smart off to him. Hall just laughs and tells O'Haire "don't sing it - bring it!" O'Haire looks ready to go, but Woman whispers something in his ear and he quickly calms down. He's got business to attend to right now, but when he's finished, Scott Hall had better watch out. Scott just sighs and says, "Yeah! Whatever, Chico!"
We go back to the ring and David Penzer.
This next match is a four on three handicap match. Penzer introduces the teams as we see clips of the different situations, including the "dance contest" that led up to this match.
THE MASKED SUPERSTAR, "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY & "SWEET" STAN - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS & JIM CORNETTE versus
DISCO INFERNO, LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES.
It's non-stop action from the beginning as the Blondes and Disco keep trying to get Cornette into the ring, but the Express and Superstar keep using the double and triple team moves to keep everyone away from their mentor. Lenny scores with a dropkick and locks Lane in a go-behind. Lane uses the martial arts kicks and takes control. Tag to Superstar and he works over Lenny by beating and pounding on the neck. Chinlock by Superstar and we go to commerical.
(commercial)
We come back and Superstar is still working over Lenny. He mises a clothesline and Lenny scores with a big dropkick. Hot tag to Lodi who goes after Superstar, but falls victim to a shot from the outside by Eaton. Eaton works over Lodi and finally tags in Cornette. Cornette slaps Lodi several times. Cornette goes for a neckbreaker, but Lodi reverses and gives Cornette a neckbreaker. Hot tag to Disco who cleans house with clotheslines for everyone. Lenny and Lodi knock Lane to the floor and begin to brawl with Superstar and Eaton. Disco gives Cornete a "chartbuster" and covers to get the pin.
Winners: DISCO INFERNO & THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES.
Landrum announces that Harley Race has signed Sean O'Haire versus Scott Hall as our main event for the evening.
We cut to the back and see Arn Anderson and the Horsemen headed to the ring. They're up next.
(commercial)
Rich Landrum is in the ring and introduces the newest incarnation of "The Four Horsemen". Arn Anderson leads the way to the ring, accompanied by Woman, Sean O'Haire, Charlie Haas, Miss Jackie and Mark Copani.
We see clips of "The Money Pit" segment from the night before at the PPV where Arn and company turned on and beat up teammate Barry Windham. Arn talks about the future of the Horsemen. These new recruits, led by himself and Woman, are the future of the NWA. As for Windham, he made the mistake of forgetting his roots and what made him great. The Horsemen didn't turn on Windham. He turned on them a long time ago. Arn mentions that Windham is still laid up in a hospital somewhere and if he's smart, he'll stay there as long as he can. And when he returns, he'd better stay out of the Horsemen's way.
Here comes Blackjack Mulligan storming to the ring. He gets in Arn's face and wants to know the deal. Barry never betrayed the Horsemen. It was business. Barry's his son and no one is going to treat Blackjack's kid like they did. Arn tells Mulligan that, out of respect, he should walk away right now before he gets hurt. Mulligan nails Arn across the side of the head. O'Haire nails Mulligan with a clothesline and the Horsemen attack and proceed to beat down Mulligan until he's senseless. O'Haire and Copani hold Mulligan while Woman and Miss Jackie take turns slapping him. Finally referees and agents come out and the Horsemen leave the ring, raising the 4 fingers in triumph as they head to the back.
(Commercial)
We come back and Mulligan is in the back being tended to by medical personal. Harley Race is there and he tells the enraged Mulligan that he'll make a match for next week - it's Blackjack Mulligan and Barry Windham teaming against two of the Horsemen, Arn Anderson and Sean O'Haire. Mulligan mutters something about "them sumbitches are dead!" as we head back to the ring.
We see a clip of the attempted interview earlier with the Blue Meanie attempting to talk to Joanie and Laurer's attack of the rotund interviewer.
Cue David Penzer:
"CHYNA DOLL" JOANIE LAURER versus THE BLUE MEANIE
Meanie appears unsure of whether or not to grab Chyna when Laurer nails him with several forearms and a big kick. Meanie goes for a backdrop, but Laurer uses a sunset flip to get two. Whatever problems she may be facing, Laurer seems ready to wrestle now. A hard whip into the corner by the Meanie. Laurer reverses the second attempt and sends Meanie into the corner. The flippy elbow by Laurer and she's firmly in control. Here comes Madusa out of the back and she's not alone. She has Sean Waltman with her. They stop on the ramp and just when they're sure that Laurer is watching, they begin to kiss. Laurer is distracted and isn't moving. Meanie moves in and tries to roll Laurer up. Madusa and Waltman move to the ring and Waltman jumps on to the apron to prevent the referee's count. Madusa is in the ring and gives Meanie a big superkick to the chops. While Waltman is holding the referee, Madusa places Laurer on top of the Meanie. Waltman releases the referee who turns around to see Laurer covering Meanie. The ref counts and Laurer is the winner.
Winner: JOANIE "CHYNA DOLL" LAURER
Madusa and Waltman applaude Laurer from the rampway as she gets her arm raised and looks bewildered in the ring.
We go backstage and hear agents hollering for medical personal. Someone is down. We look closer and see that a bloody Kevin Nash is laid out on the floor. Scott Hall is there and trying to help his big buddy. Harley Race is there and tells Hall that they'll take care of Nash. Hall has to go the ring because his match is next.
(commercial)
We come back and see a replay of the Kevin Nash being found laid out backstage. Sanders and Landrum speculate on who could have attacked Nash like that. We go to David Penzer who makes the introductions for our main event.
SCOTT HALL versus SEAN O'HAIRE (with Woman, Miss Jackie)
Hall attacks O'haire strong with fists and chops and works over Sean in the corner. O'Haire fights back and sends Scott to the floor. Sean follows and sends Scott into the ringpost. Sean tosses Scott back into the ring for two. O'Haire slams Hall and goes up for the Sean-ton bomb. Hall rolls and Sean crashes and burns as no one is home. Hall is up and pounds away at O'Haire. Slam and Hall says it's time. He sets up O'Haire for the "Razor's Edge" and here comes Mark Copani and Charlie Haas into the ring to attack Hall. Hall tries to fight back, but O'Haire has recovered and joins in the attack as well. The ref calls for the bell and O'Haire is DQ'ed.
Winner by DQ: SCOTT HALL
The Horsemen continue to beat on Hall. We see two very battered men in Blackjack Mulligan and Kevin Nash come clear the ring with chairs in hand as the Horsemen clear the ring. We hear Landrum say we're out of time and we go off the air.
The end!
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