NWA BAD MOON RISING!
PAY-PER-VIEW
November 11, 2005
Alamo Dome
San Antonio, Texas
Disclaimer: This is fantasy wrestling only and not real! Too bad because my N.W.A. rocks!
The show opens up as pop/blues legend Rickie Lee Jones sings "America the Beautiful" in the center of the ring. We then cut to ringside where the voices of NWA Danger Zone Wrestling, Tony Schiavone & "Dirty" Dutch Mantell are joined by NWA W.A.R. commentator Rich Landrum. They welcome everyone to the show and we go straight to the ring and ring announcer David Penzer.
EIGHT-TEAM BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
KEVIN NASH & SCOTT HALL - THE OUTSIDERS (c) versus STAN LANE & BOBBY EATON - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS versus RON SIMMONS & BUTCH REED - DOOM versus DOUG GILBERT & TOMMY RICH versus LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES versus SHANE DOUGLAS & BUFF BAGWELL versus BARRY WINDHAM & SEAN O'HAIRE versus ROBERT GIBSON & JIMMY VALIANT..
All the teams make their entrances and the ref calls for the bell. It's on. Tommy Rich is quickly tossed over the top rope by Scott Hall. RICH & GILBERT ELIMINATED. Hall is attacked by Bobby Eaton & Shane Douglas, but Lenny Lane comes over to help him out. Nash nails Buff Bagwell with a boot. He goes over, but hangs on to avoid elimination. Barry Windham takes out Butch Reed with a clothesline that sends Reed to the floor. DOOM ELIMINATED. A superkick by Sean O'Haire sends Stan Lane out and the MIDNIGHT EXPRESS ARE ELIMINATED. Jimmy Valaint and Robert Gibson are trying to eliminate Shane Douglas in the corner. Scott Hall & Barry Windham team up to knock all three men over the top and to the floor. SHANE DOUGLAS & BUFF BAGWELL ELIMINATED. JIMMY VALIANT & ROBERT GIBSON ELIMINATED. It's down to three teams. Lodi tries to toss O'Haire out, but Sean reverses and flips Lodi to the floor. THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES ARE ELIMINATED. It's now down to two as Hall & Nash square off against Barry Windham & Sean O'Haire. O'Haire has Nash on the ropes and one leg over. Hall breaks it up and nails Sean with a big chop. Windham launches himself at Nash with a flying clothesline, but Nash ducks down and backdrops Windham to the floor. O'HAIRE & WINDHAM ELIMINATED.
Winners and still NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: KEVIN NASH & SCOTT HALL - THE OUTSIDERS
We go to Gary Michael Capetta who is standing with Jimmy Hart, Brian Knobbs and Brutus Beefcake in the back. Capetta asks Hart about Hulk Hogan, who's wrestling against NWA Commissioner Harley Race tonight. If Hogan wins - he becomes Commissioner for 90 days. If Hogan loses, he's gone from the NWA for good! Hart says that everyone had better get ready because things are fixing to change. Hogan never loses the big matches and Harley Race is nothing but a jealous never-was. Capetta asks about Hogan's knee injury that he suffered a few weeks ago against Randy Savage at the last PPV. Hart says the knee is fine and the fans had better be ready because Hulkamania is preparing to run wild tonight!
We go to "Above Average" Mike Sanders who is standing by with the NWA Women's Champion, Lisa "Ivory" Moretti. What are her thoughts about the Four-Way match tonight? Lisa says that she's had a great run as the champion and that isn't going to end anytime soon. She respects all the ladies - even though she thinks Luna is a bit nuts, and they're not taking her title away. No one is!
We see shots of several members of the San Antonio Spurs in the audience. We see a quick video package highlighting the recent problems with Kronik & The Dark Carnival.
Cue David Penzer...
BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK versus VAMPIRO & THE GREAT MUTA - THE DARK CARNIVAL
Adams & Muta start off and it's a brawl. Muta uses the chops and kicks to get an early advantage. Adams uses the power and press-slams Muta before tossing him hard to the mat. Muta bails and Clark is tagged in. Clark just manhandles Muta and sends him flying back into the corner. Vampiro is tagged in and he quickly falls victim to the power of Kronik. Clark and Adams tag in and out several times, working that five-count for maximum double-teaming. Finally, they end it as Vampiro falls victim to some "High Times". Clark covers and gets the pin as Adams nails Muta to prevent the save.
Winners: BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK!
We go back to a clip of Ted DiBiase's "Money Pit" two weeks ago where his guest was supposed to be Joanie Laurer aka "Chyna Doll". She never showed, but here is Madusa who goes on a bitter shoot-style rant about Laurer. Harley Race makes the match for the PPV and here we are.
MADUSA versus "CHYNA DOLL" JOANIE LAURER
This is Joanie's NWA debut. Joanie starts off strong with punches and a slam, but Madusa comes back hard with several kicks to the head. Slam by Madusa, followed by a big suplex. Laurer with several fists and chops and she's fighting back. A big knee by Laurer and a press-slam. She does the handspring elbow thingee in the corner and looks ready to put Madusa away. From out of nowhere. Sean Waltman is on the ring apron and Laurer is distracted. She looks very upset and has lost her focus. Madusa plants a big kick out of nowhere on Laurer's head and covers for the pin.
Winner: MADUSA
Waltman gets in the ring and he hugs and kisses Madusa as the ref tends to the fallen Laurer. Laurer just looks in shock as she watches Madusa & Waltman celebrate as they head to the back.
We go back now to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with Blackjack Mulligan. Tonight, he wrestles The Honky Tonk Man in a street fight. What are his thoughts? Mulligan is not in a good mood and keeps it short. Honky doublecrossed him a few weeks ago. Now, Honky is in for the beating of a lifetime.
We see some video detailing what Mulligan is talking about and Honky Tonk Man, serving as the guest referee in a match versus Scott Steiner, nails Mulligan with a guitar shot. Time for the next match. Cue David Penzer:
TEXAS STREET FIGHT
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN versus THE HONKY TONK MAN
The two men start to fight even before Penzer can finish the introductions. They quickly go the outside and Honky rams Mulligan into the ringpost, busting him open. Honky digs some plunder out from under the ring and nails Mulligan with a trash can lid. Mulligan is gushing blood. Honky looks cocky and stops to dance a moment for his fans. Mulligan has had enough and is incensed. Hard fists to HTM and Mulligan takes off his belt to start strapping HTM across the back. A big slam on the floor by Mulligan and he pulls out a table from under the ring. He picks HTM up to slam him through the table, but HTM rips at the eyes to escape. Low kick by HTM and Mulligan is down. HTM rolls Mulligan back into the ring and stops to argue with a fan at ringside. He finally gets into the ring and it's time for the "Shake, Rattle & Roll". Mulligan pushes HTM off and into the ropes and catches him with the claw. HTM struggles, but he can't escape and goes out as Mulligan picks up the pinfall and the win.
Winner: BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
We go back to the back where Missy Hyatt is standing by with NWA Commissioner Harley Race. She asks Harley about his match with Hulk Hogan for later tonight. Race calls Hogan a "blemish on the face of wrestling" and says that for his entire career, Hogan has taken and taken and never given back. But now, there are no backstage politics to protect Hogan. Race signed Hogan to the NWA because he thought it would be good for the company, but Hogan is a parasite and needs to be eliminated. Harley's not the flashiest guy in the world, but anyone who knows anything will tell you that Harley is one of the toughest. And tonight, Hulkamania ends forever.
Here is Jimmy Hart. He's in Harley's face and slaps the former 8-time NWA World Champion. Harley grabs Hart. From out of nowhere comes Brutus Beefcake and Brian Knobbs, attacking Race. They quickly administer a beating to the NWA Commisioner before fleeing when referees and agents enter the scene. Race is a battered mess as we switch scenes and head to the ring.
It's Ted DiBiase and we're set up for an edition of "The Money Pit". Ted's guest is the always lovely and always dangerous Woman. We see clips from the past few weeks where Woman was sitting at ringside and taking notes. Ted asks Woman what's the deal. She told Mike Sanders that everything would be explained at the PPV. So explain. Woman says that rather than have her explain, there's someone else better suited. Music hits and here comes the NWA North American Heavyweight Champion, Arn Anderson, along with Barry WIndham. Arn & Barry hug Woman and then Arn just raises 4 fingers in the air as the crowd pops wildly.
DiBiase asks if the Horsemen are back. And who are the other members if that's the case? A big chant of "We want Flair" fills the arena. Arn says, "I want him too, but that's not possible at this time! Ric is busy up North right now." Arn mentions that he just got off the phone with Flair and he has Flair's blessing to resurrect the Horsemen, but there is one small catch. He'll get to that in a moment. As for who are the new recruits, let's bring them out. Here comes Charlie Haas (with Miss Jackie), Muhammad Hassan & Sean O'Haire. They join Anderson, Windham & Woman in the ring. Anderson puts over Haas, Hassan & O'Haire as three of the finest talents in the business today. But they need to clarify something. Hassan will now be known by his real name, Mark Copani. With Arn Anderson and Woman showing the way, this group will easily dominate the NWA just like the original Horsemen did back in the day. Arn and the new Horsemen raise the 4 fingers in the air and prepare to leave, but then Arn says that he almost forgot something. Arn says "Now" and O'Haire, Copani & Haas immediately attack Barry Windham and begin pounding him into the mat. Woman and Miss Jackie get their shots in as well as Arn directs traffic. As O'Haire & Copani hold Windham, Arn gets the mic again and asks Barry if he remembers when he sold out Flair to become Eric Bischoff's flunkie? Arn does! Flair does! And payback is a bitch! Arn finishes off WIndham with a big DDT. Arn directs traffic again. Copani levels Windham with a big powerslam. O'Haire comes off the top and nails the body of Windham with a swanton bomb. And finally, Haas administers the "Haas of Pain". Windham is out and the new Horsemen leave the ring as NWA officials come into the ring to check on Windham.
We go to the back and Mike Sanders is standing by with NWA World Champion Sting. Tonight, he takes on VADER in a cage. What are his thoughts? Sting says that Vader is an animal and needs to be caged. Sting fought hard to get the NWA title and he's planning to keep it. Vader is a lunatic - a madman. But Sting will do what he has to - and will keep his title. And at the end of the night, it's showtime, folks!
Back to the ring and David Penzer to make the introductions for the next match.
NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LISA "IVORY" MORETTI (c) versus LUNA VACHON versus JACKIE "JACQUILINE" MOORE versus SHERRI MARTEL
Lisa starts off with Jackie, exchanging armlocks and wrestling moves. Luna tags herself in and chops at Lisa. Lisa with kicks and a facebuster for two. Sherri is in and she slams Luna. Two count before Jackie breaks it up. Lisa blind tag by Jackie on Sherri. Lisa sends Sherri to the floor. Jackie and Lisa are exchanging fists and kicks. Luna comes in and scores with clotheslines on both ladies. Luna claws and rips at Lisa and chokes her in the corner. Sherri slaps Lisa on the back to tag herself in. The ref sees it, but Luna doesn't. Sherri acts as if she's going to help Luna double-team Lisa, but as soon as Luna turns her back, Sherri rolls her up with a handful of tights for the pin.
Winner and NEW Women's Champion: SHERRI MARTEL
Everyone is just shocked. Luna can't believe she just got pinned. Lisa can't believe she just lost her title and wasn't even pinned. Sherri quickly bails from the ring. The ref gives her the belt and raises her hand in victory. She's the new Women's Champ.
We go to the back again and Mike Sanders is trying to get a word in with Joanie Laurer. She won't talk and goes by him. Tears are still running down her face. Sanders asks her what her thoughts are and she stops for a minute. But breaks out in tears and walks off again as Sanders makes a face and asks, "Have you been drinking?"
We cut to Gary Michael Capetta who's tracked down Sean Waltman and Madusa. They're all hugged up and laughing about their earlier stunt. Madusa calls Laurer a "basket case" and says that she'd better get used to Waltman and Madusa together because he's her man. Waltman says he doesn't want to talk about Joanie and he and Madusa are going to celebrate. They walk away, leaving Capetta speechless.
We see a video clip highlighting the recent problems between Charlie Haas & Greg Valentine.
NO DISQUALIFICATION
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE versus CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie, Woman)
Haas tries to start off by wrestling, but Valentine just wants to pound away and clubs Haas across the back and chest. Haas bails to the floor and Greg follows. Haas hides behind Miss Jackie. Valentine shoves her aside, and Haas nails him with a cheap shot and sends Greg into the ringpost. Kicks and stomps by Haas and he looks like he's setting him up for the "Haas of Pain". Greg isn't through yet and scores with an elbow to the kisser. Suplex by Valentine and he drops a big elbow for two. Jackie is up on the apron and she slaps Valentine across the face. Greg grabs Jackie, but is jumped from behind by Woman who wraps a cord around his throat and chokes. Greg shrugs both ladies off and they fall to the mat. Haas takes advantage of the confusion and scores with a running knee that drives Valentine into the corner. It's the "Haas of Pain" and Charlie Haas gets the pin.
Winner: CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie, Woman)
Schiavone informs us that Barry Windham has been taken to a nearby medical facility as a result of the attack by the new group of Horsemen. We go to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and Midajah. Steiner is wrestling Arn Anderson tonight. Soctty doesn't care about the Horsemen and none of them had better get in his way. He's taking home the North American title tonight and then he's going to go party with all his freaks!
We go to Mike Sanders who attempts to talk to the challenger for the NWA Championship later tonight in the cage, Vader. Vader is throwing stuff around the locker room and bellowing "Sting - No Pain!" Vader stops long enough to tell Sanders that "Sting will hurt! Sting will bleed! Vader is getting his belt back!" Vader then tells Sanders to leave him alone and Sanders leaves the locker room quickly.
To ringside and David Penzer.
NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
ARN ANDERSON (with Woman, Miss Jackie) versus SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)
Steiner takes the early advantage, beating on Arn and going after the back and neck. Arn fights back with lefts and kicks and scores with a DDT for two. Steiner hits an elbow and becomes a human suplex machine on Double-A. Scotty gets two as Arn makes the ropes with his foot. Midajah starts to get involved with a cheap shot, but Woman and Miss Jackie quickly cut her off and pull her from the apron. Jackie and Midajah are fighting on the outside. Steiner gets distracted by this for a second. Woman tosses Arn a set of brass knucks and Arn nails Steiner across the chops. Scott is out. Arn covers for the pin and the win.
Winner: ARN ANDERSON
Coming on December 14, 2005 - the next big NWA Pay-Per-View: "SEASON'S BEATINGS!"
We cut to Schiavone, Landrum & Mantell at ringside and they discuss everything that's happened so far tonight. The attack on Harley Race by Jimmy Hart's goons. The reformation of the Horsemen and their attack on Barry Windham. The debut of Joanie Laurer and the appearance of Sean Waltman. Plus a new Women's Champion in Sherri Martel. Hall & Nash retained the tag titles in the Battle Royal. And it's not over yet. Coming up next - it's Race versus Hogan.
We see video clips of the history of Hulk Hogan and Harley Race. Race has made Hogan's life miserable since Hogan arrived in the NWA - putting him in matches against Blackjack Mulligan, Vader, The Iron Sheik and finally, Randy Savage. And then, it's down to David Penzer who explains the stipulations of this next match. If Hulk Hogan wins, he becomes the NWA Commissioner for 90 days. If Harley Race wins, Hogan leaves the NWA forever!
HARLEY RACE versus HULK HOGAN (with Jimmy Hart)
Harley is battered and moves slowly as he comes to the ring. Hogan has his knee heavily taped. The bell rings and it's on. Landrum informs us that Knobbs and Beefcake, Hogan's cronies, are banned from ringside. Hogan starts off strong and pounds away at Harley, opening up the forehead of the NWA Commissioner. Slam by Hogan and he goes for a legdrop, but Harley rolls out of the way at the last second. Harley kicks at the knee of Hogan and lands a judo thrust to the throat. Suplex by Race and a big knee to he head. Harley goes on top for the diving headbutt. Hogan moves and Race crashes and burns. Hogan pounds away at Race and hits the legdrop. He covers and gets a two as Race makes the ropes with his foot. Hogan argues with the ref and pounding away at Harley. Race fights back and fists are flying everywhere. The ref is bumped and goes down. Jimmy Hart is on the ring apron with his megaphone. Hogan holds Race and Hart nails him with the megaphone. Hogan covers, but there is no referee. Randy Savage is out and he nails Jimmy Hart. Hogan sees him coming and nails Savage, but Randy catches him with a low blow. Hogan is down. Harley is back up and goes to the top. Diving headbutt and it connects this time. Savage puts the referee in position as Harley covers for the pin. The ref counts three and Hulkamania is history!
Winner: Harley Race
Hogan pulls himself up as the ref raises Race's hand in victory. He can't believe it! The fans start chanting and singing the "Nah Nah Nah Nah - Goodbye" song as Hogan & Jimmy Hart slowly make their ways towards the back. Hogan gets a mic and says that "To hell with the NWA and to hell with Harley Race! He's going back to the WWE where they know how to treat a legend! And the NWA fans - they can go to hell too!"
At ringside, Schiavone says that "No Hogan - you can go to hell!" Landrum and Schiavone plug what's coming up on this week's editions of Danger Zone Wrestling and W.A.R. On W.A.R., it's Sean O'Haire versus Scott Hall. Also, Jim Cornette's militia versus Disco Inferno and The West Hollywood Blondes. And on the Danger Zone, Hall & Nash defend the tag titles against Kronik. Plus the Iron Sheik takes on Mark Copani in a "Persian Death Match". Plus the winner of the Sting/Vader cage match defends the NWA title against "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It's a big weekend for the NWA.
Now to David Penzer and the main event...
CAGE MATCH - NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
STING (c) versus VADER
It's as brutal and bloody as you would expect. Sting tried to use his speed advantage to stay away from Vader and nail him with hit & run tactics. Vader just tried to use the power advantage and beat Sting into a pulp. Both men were successful to a point. Sting would take shots and then back away and Vader was getting noticibly weary giving chase. Vader finally managed to get Sting caught in the corner and worked him over with clubbing forearms and fists. Sting goes face-first into the cage and come up a bloody red mess. Vader with the slam and the big splash. Vader goes for the pin, but Sting barely manages to roll the shoulder for two. Vader tosses Sting around and tries to slam him into the cage again, but Sting reverses and Vader eats steel. Fists and chops by Sting and he takes Vader down with a dropkick to the leg. Sting goes after the leg and keeps Vader on the mat where he can't use the power advantage. Vader tries to club away at Sting, but can't get his weight and strength behind the blows so they have marginal effect. Vader finally gets the comeback and sets up Sting for a suplex. Sting reverses and hits a Scorpion Deathdrop. Sting whips the dazed Vader into the corner and hits the Stinger Splash. It's Scorpion Deathlock time and Sting drags Vader out to the center of the ring. Vader resists, but eventually has no choice and is forced to tap out.
Winner and still NWA World Champion: STING
Schiavone & Landrum plug the TV shows - NWA Danger Zone Wrestling and NWA W.A.R. one more time. Thanks to everyone for watching and good night!
The end!
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