NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (October 30, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

October 30, 2005

Louisville Gardens

Louisville, KY

 

Disclaimer:  This is just fantasy wrestling and not the real thing.  It's for entertainment purposes only...

 

We open up the show with Tony Schiavone standing in the middle of the ring.  He has big news for all of the NWA Fans.  There's a new NWA World Champion.  We see clips from two days earlier at the premiere episode of NWA W.A.R. and see Sting pin Vader to capture the NWA Championship.  Schiavone introduces the new champ... here is STING..

 

Big pop for the champ.  He comes down and thanks the fans and everyone for their support.  The path back to the gold has been a long time coming and he's on top of the world. 

The former NWA Champion, VADER appears on the big screen moniter facing the ring. He bellows that Sting was just lucky at W.A.R. and he'd better enjoy the title because he won't be holding it for long.  Vader has talked to NWA Commissioner Harley Race and he'll be getting his rematch at the NWA PPV, "Bad Moon Rising" on November 11th from San Antonio, TX.  Until then, he's asked and Race has agreed to suspend all title shots to guarentee that Vader has the first crack at the new champ.  Sting says that's cool and he'll beat Vader at the PPV just like he beat him on W.A.R.  Vader says that Sting better not be too confident because their match at the PPV will be a CAGE MATCH.  Sting just smirks and says that Vader can get any kind of stipulations that he wants because Sting is keeping the NWA title for a long time.  At Bad Moon Rising, in the steel cage, for the title, it's showtime, folks! 

 

We cut to the back and see Charlie Haas and Greg Valentine talking about their match from last weeks show.  Valentine wants to make sure that he and Haas are on the same page tonight and that there are no hard feelings since Valentine won.  Haas assures Greg that he's cool and that tonight, the Midnight Express are going down.  Miss Jackie steps in and tells the guys that it's time to head towards the ring.   Valentine & Haas versus The Midnight Express is next!

 

(commercial)

 

We see a shot of Nancy Benoit aka "Woman" sitting at ringside with a clipboard in hand, just as she has for the past couple of shows. 

 

Schiavone and Dutch Mantell are at ringside to call the action.  Schiavone plugs that tonight will feature the debut of "The Great Wall of China".  We see a brief video featuring shots of "The Great Wall of China" and saying "Appearing tonight!"  Schiavone also plugs the main event of The Outsiders defending their NWA Tag Team titles against Shane Douglas & Buff Bagwell.  It's time for action so...

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie) versus

STAN LANE & BOBBY EATON - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

 

As the match starts, Haas and Bobby Eaton exchange takedowns and armdrags.  Cornette is mouthy at ringside and talking trash to Haas, Valentine, the referee and anyone else who will listen.  Haas and Eaton exchange holds again for a second, but neither man can get an advantage.  Haas tags in Valentine.  Greg clubs away at Eaton in the corner and hits a big slam. He misses an elbow drop and Eaton tags in Lane.  Lane uses the martial arts kicks to take down Valentine and locks in a chinlock. Valentine powers out with elbows, but gets trapped in the wrong corner and the Midnight's double-team.  Valentine takes a beating, but manages to clothesline Eaton before crawling towards his corner.  We see a shot of Woman at ringside and she stands up and grabs Miss Jackie.  Woman just says "Now" and Jackie goes over and taps Haas on the back of the leg.  Valentine is almost there for the tag.  Haas drops down and walks off towards the back with Miss Jackie.  No one knows what is going on and even Cornette can be heard asking the ref and the Midnighter's what's going on.  Woman just sits back down in her chair and smirks.  Valentine has been left out to dry by his partner.  Lane is tagged in and nails Greg from behind.  Several tags later as the Midnights take advantage of the 2 on 1 and Eaton hits the legdrop from the top and gets the pin.

Winners:  STAN LANE & BOBBY EATON - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)

 

As the Midnights and Cornette celebrate, we quickly cut to the back where Missy Hyatt is attempting to stop Charlie Haas and Miss Jackie and find out why they abandoned Valentine during their match.  Jackie tells Missy that they have answered the call of greatness.  Missy doesn't understand what she means.  Haas tells Jackie to come on, and they walk off, leaving Missy confused.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see the ring set up for "The Money Pit".  Ted DiBiase is in the ring,  It's time for what we've all been waiting for.  Over the past few weeks, several vignettes have appeared talking about "The Great Wall of China"... Now it's time for the debut.

 

Music plays and pyro goes off... And no one comes out from the ring entrance.  DiBiase does the into again and gets... nothing.  DiBiase is confused and doesn't know what is happening. Different music hits and out comes Madusa.  She takes the mic from DiBiase and says that "China" couldn't make it tonight.  Yeah, "China" is former WWE diva Joanie Laurer.  She's probably just off being drunk again on some reality TV show.  Or maybe making some trashy porn movies.  Madusa says that Laurer is a piece of trash and a joke.  There's only one woman who really matters in the NWA and that's her, Madusa.  Chyna beat a man for a title.  So what?  So did Madusa.. and she didn't have to screw half the lockerroom to do it.  DiBiase looks very uncomfortable as Madusa continues to shoot on Joanie Laurer.  Madusa continues that "Chyna" was sleeping with everyone but her boyfriend, who dumped her to marry the boss's daughter.  And so it goes.  Madusa concludes by saying that if Chyna can ever get her drunken carcass to the NWA, expect the beating of a lifetime because it's all about Madusa here.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and take a look at what happened during the break.  Madusa was backstage, so proud of herself.  Here is NWA Commissioner Harley Race.  He is not happy.  Joanie Laurer was the surprise known as the "Great Wall of China".  Harley talked to her earlier and knew she wasn't going to be appearing due to a prior committment.  He told Madusa earlier to inform DiBiase so he'd have time to arrange another guest for his segment, which she evidently didn't.  And he doesn't appreciate Madusa airing all of Laurer's dirty laundry on the Danger Zone.  He's not sure of what Madusa's game is.  So, Joanie Laurer will still be debuting, but it will be at the "Bad Moon Rising" PPV.... when Chyna Doll takes on Madusa.  Madusa starts to object, but Race stops her.  Be careful what you ask for because you just may get it!

 

We cut to The Honky Tonk Man who is standing by with Greg Valentine.  Valentine is incensed about Haas & Miss Jackie walking off on him earlier.  He wants another match with Haas.  He doesn't care where or when - but Haas walked off on the wrong man.  Last week, Valentine beat Haas, and that was a nice Valentine who played by the rules.  Next time, forget the rules.  "The Hammer" vows to break Haas' leg.

 

We see another shot of Woman who is still sitting at ringside.

 

Cut to the crowd and we see actor Sean William Scott & singer Shooter Jennings at ringside, enjoying the action.

 

Back to the ring and Gary Michael Capetta...

 

NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

LISA (IVORY) MORETTI versus JACKIE (JACQUILINE) MOORE

 

The two former WWE divas shake hands as the ref rings the bell.  Jackie goes after the arm, but Ivory reverses.  Ivory takes down the leg, but Jackie manages to escape.  Back and forth is goes with every move by one lady being countered the other.  Jackie catches Lisa with an elbow to the face and tempers start to flare.  Slap by Moretti and a flip that sends Jackie to the floor.  Lisa follows and the fists are starting to fly.  Jackie gets the adavantage and hits Moretti with a powerslam for two.  Elbow by Jackie, but Lisa moves and nobody home.  A hard whip by Lisa sends Jackie into the corner.  Suplex by Lisa and she's going up top.  Jackie is stunned and Ivory hits the bulldog from the top.  Cover and pin.

Winner and still champion:  LISA "IVORY" MORETTI

 

Schiavone announces that at the "Bad Moon Rising" PPV, there will be a Women's "Four Corner's" match for the NWA Women's Title.  Lisa Moretti will be defending against Jackie Moore, Sherri Martel and Luna Vachon.  Also, for next week on the Danger Zone, Harley Race has signed a match with Charlie Haas versus Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.

 

We cut to the back and see Blackjack Mulligan talking to the Honky Tonk Man.  He tells HTM to stay out of his way later tonight in the match against Scott Steiner.  Just be ready to make the three count.  HTM says that he owes Steiner too, and will enjoy counting that pin after Mulligan kicks Steiner's ass.  And if Midajah wants to get involved, he's got a little shake, rattle and roll for her as well.

 

(commercial)

 

We're back and Missy Hyatt is talking to the Iron Sheik.  Why did he slap Muhammad Hassan last week after Muhammad lost to Arn Anderson.  Sheik calls Muhammad a "poser" and "wannabe".  He'll never be a true Arab like the Iron Sheik.  Sheik doesn't have time to waste with screw-ups!  Muhammad is a screw-up and tonight, he pays! Now, zoom cameraman, zoom!

 

Another crowd shot and we see Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top in the audience.   

 

Woman is still at ringside and Dutch Mantell decides to go and ask her once again why she's at ringside and how was she involved in the earlier match when Haas walked out on Valentine.  Woman tells Mantell that she just giving Haas an opportunity.  As for why she's at ringside, she's Woman and does what she wants when she wants.  And he'll find out when she wantds him to so he needs to mind his own business for now.

 

We see a clip of last week where Scott Steiner decides to bail out of a match with Blackjack Mulligan and gets counted out.  In the back, he grabs the Honky Tonk Man and slams him hard into a wall.  Back to live action:

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

NO DISQUALIFICATION - Guest Referee:  The Honky Tonk Man

SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah) versus BLACKJACK MULLIGAN

 

Steiner gets the mic and blasts Honky Tonk Man who is standing at ringside waiting for both men to get into the ring.  He cuts a profanity-laced promo on Mulligan as well and says that the only reason he walked out last week was that he didn't want Mulligan to have a heart attack and die on him like old-saddle bum cowboys are prone to do.  He's going to kick Mulligan's ass!  Here comes Blackjack to the ring.  Honky calls for the bell and the match begins.

 

It's just fists and brawling.  No wrestling here.  Mulligan clubs at Steiner.  Steiner rips at the eyes and sends Jack to the floor.  He follows and puts Mulligan into the steel post, busting him open. Steiner gets a chair, but HTM grabs the chair from Steiner and tosses it away.  Steiner shoves HTM, but gets nailed from behind by a bloody Mulligan. Fists and chops by Mulligan and he sends Steiner into the ringpost, busting him open as well.  Both men are a bloody mess as they continue to pound away at each other.  Mulligan scores with a suplex, but gets distracted as Midajah climbs up on the apron. HTM goes after Midajah and she drops to the floor to get away from the aging Elvis impersonator.  Mulligan locks Steiner in the claw.  Midajah is up again and she has Honky's guitar that was sitting at ringside.  HTM goes after her again and grabs the guitar away from Midajah.  He has the guitar in his hands and looks at Mulligan, who still has Steiner locked in the claw.  OINGO BOINGO! WHAM!  Honky crashes the guitar across Mulligan's head.  Steiner is dazed and doesn't realize what's happening, but he sees Mulligan down and makes the cover.  HTM counts three and Scott Steiner is the winner by pinfall.

Winner:  SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)

 

Steiner goes over and pulls up Mulligan.  Honky takes hold of Mulligan and does the "shake, rattle & roll" on the big Texan.  Steiner locks in the "Steiner Recliner" as other refs and NWA officials run into the ring to restore order.  Finally  Steiner breaks his hold and leaves as the officials check on the fallen Mulligan.

 

(commercial)

 

We're back and Missy Hyatt talks to Muhammad Hassan.  He's tired of dealing with the crap being tossed at him by the NWA.  He didn't want the Iron Sheik in his corner, but the promotion insisted.  He's done what he was told, but when the Iron Sheik dared to cost him a big match for a championship.. and then slapped him in the face, it was just too much.  He has no qualms about beating up an old man.  And the Iron Sheik is just that to him - just another old man who needs to be put out to pasture.

 

We see in the background as the Honky Tonk Man comes quickly by carrying his bags with him.  The cameras follow as he goes out to the parking lot and gets into a car, speeding away. 

 

Cut to World Champion Sting who is standing in the back talking with Ron Simmons.  Ron congratulates Sting on his win and mentions how he'd like to get back in the running for that gold belt one day.  Sting asks if that's a challenge.  Ron says, "Yeah, I guess it is!".  "Well, there's a freeze on title shots right now because of Vader, but I'll be glad to wrestle you any time", say Sting.  Simmons says he'd like that and they'll have to do it sometime soon.  Sting agrees.

 

We see the Iron Sheik and he's headed towards the ring. Muhammad Hassan versus The Iron Sheik is next...

 

(commercial)

 

We see another shot of Woman who is still at ringside. 

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta....

 

THE IRON SHEIK versus MUHAMMAD HASSAN

 

Muhammad starts off by pounding away at the Sheik with fists and forearms.  Sheik fights back with a kick and a suplex.  Knees to the back by the Sheik.  Hassan rolls to the floor to escape.  Sheik follows and gets caught with a sucker punch before being tossed hard into the steel ring steps.  Slam on the floor by Muhammad and he tosses Sheik back into the ring and covers for two.  Muhammad with the chinlock.  Sheik uses the elbows to escape and kicks Muhammad in the gut.  Another suplex by Sheik for two.  Sheik starts to kick and stomp away at Muhammad.  Muhammad fires back with a big clothesline and he covers for another two.  Stomps and kicks by Muhammad.  Suddenly at ringside, Woman stands up and starts walking to the back.  She signals Muhammad to follow and he goes to the floor and just walks to the back with Woman, totally forgetting about his match.  Sheik pulls himself to his knees as the ref begins to count.  He reaches ten and the Iron Sheik is the winner.

Winner by count out:  THE IRON SHEIK

 

(commercial)

 

We're back and Tony Schiavone announces that two more big matches have been signed for the NWA PPV "Bad Moon Rising" on November 11th from San Antonio, TX.  In a Texas Street Fight, Blackjack Mulligan will take on The Honky Tonk Man.    Plus, Arn Anderson will defend the  NWA North American Championship against "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner.

 

We go the back and Shane Douglas & Buff Bagwell are standing with Missy Hyatt.  Tonight, they get a shot at the NWA World Tag Team Championship and the Outsiders, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall.  Douglas says that Hall & Nash are washed-up has beens and need to go back to the retirement home.  Tonight, they're going to get their asses franchised.  Buff talks about how sexy he is and flirts with Missy a bit before getting serious.  He's been a tag champion many times before, including with Douglas as his partner.  He likes that feeling and he wants to do it one more time.  And tonight, he and Douglas are going to do it!  And they're going to do it right now....

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

He introduces Scott Hall and Kevin Nash - the Outsiders.  Hall gets the mic and does his bit. "Hey, yo!  Time for a survey!  Are you here to see me & Kev, the Outsiders?"  (big pop by the crowd) "or are you here to see Dean Douglas and Judy's son?"  (boo's by the crowd!)  Hall smiles and says, "One more for the good guys!".  Nash gets the mic and is all business.  They wanted to mess with Scott while Kevin was away last week?  That's fine!  He's there tonight so Buff and Shane,.... let's do it

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

KEVIN NASH & SCOTT HALL - THE OUTSIDERS (c)

versus

"THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS & BUFF BAGWELL

 

Scott and Buff start off and immediately trade fists.  Armdrag by Buff and he poses to the crowd.  He's buff and he's the stuff.  Scott comes right back and armdrags Buff.  Then Scott poses.  Big pop!  Buff is mad and shoves Scott. Scott shoves him right back and then takes him to the floor with a hiptoss.  Buff is on the floor and Shane comes to him to talk strategy as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Douglas is in and choking Nash on the ropes.  Clawing at the eyes by the "Franchise" and he starts kicking and stomping at the knee of Kevin Nash.  Kevin fights back with fists and elbows and traps Douglas in the corner.  Choke with the boot by Nash.  Douglas tries to fight back with fists and manages to stun Kevin.  Douglas hits the ropes for a shoulderblock, but Nash is ready with a big spinebuster.  Tag to Hall and he's in quickly with chops.  Douglas goes to the eyes and tags in Buff.  Buff with fists and a big slam.  He goes to the top for the "Buff-buster" , but Kevin comes over and pushes him off the top to the mat.  Hall grabs him and levels Buff with a suplex.  He signals for the "Razors Edge", but Douglas breaks it up by nailing Scott from behind.  Nash is in and kicks Douglas to the floor.  Douglas and Nash begin to brawl on the floor as Buff tries to give Hall a neckbreaker.  Scott blocks it and kicks Buff in the stomach.  Razor's Edge by Scott and he covers for the pin.

 

Winners and still champions:  THE OUTSIDERS - SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH

 

We're running out of time, but Schiavone quickly plugs two big matches for next week:  Greg Valentine versus Vampiro and Arn Anderson defending the North American Championship against The Iron Sheik.  See you next week fans.  Watch NWA W.A.R. on Friday and the Danger Zone will be back on Sunday.  Have a great night!