Disclaimer: This is all totally fiction. It's fantasy wrestling created for the folks here at Yahoo Groups.. I don't own these characters or their likenesses. So please, don't sue me, Vince!
Welcome to "DANGER ZONE WRESTLING"
Danger Zone Wrestling
Live from The Dorton Arena - Raleigh, NC
September 18, 2005
We open to a shot of former 8-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion Harley Race standing in an empty ring. Harley welcomes the viewers to the debut edition of "Danger Zone Wrestling"... a weekly three hour series sponsered by the promoters of the "National Wrestling Association"... Harley explains that DZW is the place where the past and the future meet. It's dog eat dog here and only the best wrestlers in the world are welcome. Age doesn't matter. Allegiance to other companies doesn't matter. DZW has an open-door policy and anyone who wants to step up is welcome to try their luck. Harley then plugs three big matches for tonight's show - The Midnight Express will take on The Rock & Roll Express. Team 3-D, fresh from the WWE, will take on the team of The Outsiders, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall. And there will be a six-man tag team elimination main event as Scott Steiner, Buff Bagwell & VAMPIRO will take on the team of Barry Windham, The Masked Superstar & Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. Harley then looks directly into the camera and says, "It's time to go back to school... And wrestle!"
We cut to the announce table where Tony Schiavone, "Dirty" Dutch Mantell & Jesse "The Body" Ventura are sitting at ringside. They talk about the excitement in the air as "DZW is the future of professional wrestling"... Tony says that tonight will be the single greatest night in the history of professional wrestling. Tony reveals that the tag matches with The Midnights versus the Rock & Rollers and The Outsiders versus Team 3-D are semi-final matches to determine new NWA Tag Team Champions. Ventura calls Schiavone a "pipsqueak puke!"
We go the ring for the first match. Ring announcer Gary Michael Cappetta makes the introductions:
(Commercial Break)
Match # 1: Charlie Haas (w/Miss Jackie) versus Alex Wright
Charlie and Alex start off slowly, circling like two wild dogs with neither man wanting to make the first move. A stare down and Alex goes to the side of the ring and begins to grind and dance for Miss Jackie. She's not appreciative of his talents and flips him off as Haas attacks from the back. Lots of chain wrestling back and forth by both Haas and Wright with neither man keeping an advantage for long. Alex starts to get rough with the fists, but Haas is ready and gives as well as he takes before moving his attack to the head and neck. Wright fights back with punches and seems to be taking control. He launches himself for a flying forearm, but Haas moves and Wright hangs himself on the top rope. Haas moves in with the Haas of Pain and covers Wright for the pin. Miss Jackie joins him in the ring as they celebrate.
Winner: Charlie Haas
We cut backstage where interviewer Missy Hyatt is standing with Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express. Cornette goes on a rant about how great the Midnight Express is and how everyone is going down as the Midnighters will wear tag team gold once again. Stan Lane & Bobby Eaton just nod in the background.
Back to Gary Michael Capetta as he makes the introductions for the second match.
Match # 2: Ron Simmons versus "Dirty" Doug Gilbert
Gilbert tries to keep the action slow in the beginning by arguing with the referee about Simmons pulling hair. This is before even the first lock up. The ref tells Gilbert to quit stalling and the wrestlers lock up. Gilbert pulls the hair and celebrates, bowing to the fans. Another lock up and the same result. Simmons is infuriated and on the 3rd lock-up, grabs Gilbert and starts pounding away. Gilbert flees to the floor with Ron in hot pursuit. Doug climbs in the ring first and catches Ron as he tries to get into the ring wiht a series of kicks. Choke by Doug Gilbert. The ref breaks it up as Gilbert proclaims his innocence. Finally, Ron manages to unload on Gilbert with a load of punches and score with the shoulderbreaker. The ref starts to count... 1..2.. And "Wildfire" Tommy Rich hits the ring, attacking Simmons. Gilbert and Rich beat down Simmons and leave him lying a bloody and battered mess as the ref calls for the DQ.
Winner by DQ: Ron Simmons
Backstage again to interviewer The Honky Tonk Man, who is standing with Harley Race. Race announces that next week, there will be a twelve-man elimination battle royal with twelve of the biggest names in wrestling.. and the winner will become the first ever NWA World Champion. Also, former WWWF Champion Bruno Sammartino will be on hand to present the winner of this match with his first WWWF Championship belt... to make the monent even more special.
(Commercial)
The crowd lets out a big groan as the music of The Disco Inferno fills the arena. Disco climbs into the ring with the mic and proclaims that he knows that the only reason the fans came to the show tonight was to see the Disco Inferno dance... so hit his music. But the music that plays is "Boy From New York City" as wrestling legend Jimmy "The Boogie Woogie Man" Valiant hits the arena and quickly clears Disco from the ring. Boogie dances in the ring as Disco glares from ringside. Then a strange thing happens - Boogie invites Disco to climb into the ring and dance with him. Disco seems resluctant, but quickly gets into the groove of things as he shakes his booty to the sounds of the Manhattan Transfer. Disco and Boogie dance as we cut to:
Backstage with Missy Hyatt. She's talking to The Outsiders. Kevin flirts with Missy as Scott tells a little story about adversity. Either it kills you or makes you stronger. He's still breathing and stronger than ever. And tonight is the start of the road back to the top, Chico!
(commercial)
Team 3-D (Bubba & D-Von) come to the ring. They cut a strong promo trashing the WWE and talking about the trials and tribulations of the past few months. They're totally PO'ed and want to take it out on someone. Hall & Nash - get your asses out there.
Kevin & Scott come out on the rampway and mock the former Dudz by wearing camoflauge and dark-rimmed glasses. "Just call me 'Big Sexy' Dudley", Nash laughingly says. "Oops! Hope the lawyers up North weren't listening!"... The former Dudleys charge up the ramp and a big pull apart brawl ensues. Referees and road agents come from the back and pull the two teams apart as we cut to a commercial!
(Commercial)
We come back and Honky Tonk Man is standing backstage with Harley Race. Race declares that this match will be a "tables match"...
Match # 3: TABLES MATCH - Semi-Finals for the NWA Tag Team Championships
The Outsiders (Kevin Nash & Scott Hall) versus Team 3-D (Bubba & D-Von)
It's just what you'd expect - pure chaos and brawling. No wrestling involved here as both teams seemed determined to seriously hurt te other team. Hall squares off with D-Von as they battle up the ramp. Nash and Bubba are brawling in the middle of the ring. Just pure chaos and mayhem. D-Von nails Hall with a ladder outside of the ring and sets up a table for Bubba. Bubba signals for the 3-D with Kevin Nash, but Hall has pulled himself together from the outside and breaks it up before the former Dudz can connect with the wood. More braling ensues and Scott Hall manages to get D-Von up for the "Outsiders Edge". Nash sees what's happening and pushes the table into the path, so D-Von eats table and the Outsiders get the win and the title shot for the NWA World Tag Team title next week.
Winners: THE OUTSIDERS - SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH
(commercial)
Match # 4: Krowbar (Devon Storm) versus The Blue Meanie
Purely a comedy match as it's Krowbar in control from start to finish. Meanie manages to get in a few punches, but then decides to go up top for a Meanie-Sault. Krowbar easily moves out of the way and go to the top for a big splash and the pin.
Winner: Krowbar
We go backstage and see Disco Inferno & Jimmy Valiant still dancing. Lenny Lane and Lodi are in the background watching and laughing. Valiant confronts the "West Hollywood Blondes" about what they're laughing about? Lenny looks over Valiant and Disco and says, "Nothing!" Lodi r makes a crack about one guy who's lost in the seventies and one who is in his seventies. Valiant tries to go after Lenny & Lodi, but Disco holds him back, whispering in his ear.
(commercial)
Tony Schiavone is in the ring and has a special guest. He introduces "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan. Hogan comes to the ring and cuts a big promo running down everyone and declaring that "Hulkamania lives forever, bruthuh!" Harley Race comes down to the ring. He asks Hulk how he's feeing about being a part of NWA? Hogan replies how he's fired up and ready to take on the world! "Good!", Race replies,.. because you've signed a contract and that's what you're going to do! There's no creative control here. And next week, you'll get a shot at the World title in the ten-man elimination. But tonight, you wrestle a street fight... against a Texas legend, Blackjack Mulligan.." Hogan is speechless as we cut to commercial.
(Commercial)
Match # 5: The West Hollywood Blondes (Lenny Lane & Lodi) versus "The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant & The Disco Inferno.
The Blondes hit the ring first and spout all sorts of innuendo about the Disco Inferno and Valiant. Disco comes to the ring, but he just seems to want to dance. Valiant hits the ring and all hell breaks loose and he unloads on both Lenny and Lodi and quickly takes control with a nervehold on Lenny. Lenny gyrates and gets free, fleeing to the corner for a tag to Lodi. Lodi comes in and is quickly frustrated by the clowing and antics of the legendary "Boy from NYC"... Valiant goes to tag Disco, but Disco drops down to the floor and goes over to the announce position, climbing on the table and proclaiming loudly in the microphone, "It's time to see the Disco Inferno dance!" Disco starts dancing on the announce table. The match has come to a standstill in the ring. Valiant is hollering at Disco, demanding to kmow what's going on. Lenny & Lodi attack the distracted Valiant and beat him down before Lodi covers for the pin.
Winners by pinfall: Lenny & Lodi (The West Hollywood Blondes)
We cut to Harley Race standing in the back, watching the moniter. Blackjack Mulligan enters the room and thanks Harley for the chance to put an end to the crap that is Hulkamania, once and for all. Blackjack tells Harley that it's "Texas Bunkhouse Rules" tonight... and there won't be enough left of Hogan after this week to wrestle next week for the title. So Blackjack may just have to take his place. Harley just smiles and says, "We'll see!"
Cut to: Hogan in the dressing room with Jimmy Hart. He's clearly upset and wants Jimmy to do something. Jimmy says it's out of his hands - Hulk signed a contract with Harley and the NWA and his lawyers didn't put the creative control clause in there. So they don't have a choice. They walk out - and they'll be sued. Hulk has to fight tonight. Hogan doesn't like it, but sneers and says, "If that's what I've got to do..."
(commercials)
Match # 6: Semi-Finals for the NWA Tag Team Championships
The Midnight Express (Stan Lane & Bobby Eaton) - with Jim Cornette versus The Rock & Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
Fast paced action from start to finish - just like it was 1987 instead of 2005. Neither of these teams seems to have lost a step and for every move one man does, the other has a counter. Just back and forth excitement for close to fifteen minutes. Stan Lane has Gibson trapped in the corner and is beating on him. Cornette climbs up on the apron and distracts the referee, while tossing Lane his tennis racket. Morton intercepts the toss and nails Lane with the tennis racket before tossing it to Gibson, who nails Eaton. Gibson tosses the racket from the ring while Morton covers Eaton to get the pinfall and the title match for the NWA Tag Team Titles.
Winners: The Rock & Roll Express
As The Rock & Rollers clear the ring, Cornette enters the ring and throws a massive temper tantrum. kicking and screaming. Lane and Eaton help him up and escort him to the back.
Tony Schiavone announces that he's just been told that next week will be the "Danger Zone" debut of former WWF Champion Bob Backlund... who will be facing off against the man who defeated him for the WWF title, The Iron Sheik... in a "Submissions Match"...
Backstage, we see Barry Windham & Greg Valentine talking about the debut of Backlund next week. Valentine starts to tell a story of how he beat Baclund for the WWF title, but was screwed. The Masked Superstar walks up. Are they ready because their match is next!
(Commercial)
Match #7: SIX MAN TAG TEAM ACTION
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Barry Windham & The Masked Superstar
versus
"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner (with Midajah), Buff Bagwell & Vampiro
Nothing but a pure "Pier-Sixer" brawl from start to finish. Valentine and Steiner exchange chops and forearms in the corner that echo throughout the arena. Buff and Vampiro spend a long time double-teaming on Windham. Midajah gets her shots in too, but Superstar comes past the referee and make a save. Valentine gets distracted by Midajah who grabs his foot from the outside, and gets nailed by Vampiro and his "Nail In The Coffin". Windham and Superstar come in quickly and go to the floor with Vampiro and Buff. Steiner slides in and locks in the "Steiner Recliner" on "The Hammer" The ref calls for the bell.
Winners: Vampiro, Buff Bagwell & Scott Steiner... with Midajah
We see Hogan storming into Harley's office. He's not putting up with this crap from Race. He'll wrestle Mulligan tonight, but Race better realize just who he's dealing with. Race gets in Hogan's face and tells him that he knows "exactly who he's dealing with" and tells Hogan to back off before Harley "beats his ass like he should have twenty years ago!" Hogan backs off and storms out of the office, saying "This isn't finished, Race!"
(Commercial)
Harley Race is on the ramp with Missy Hyatt. Next week, we'll have the finals for the Tag Team titles.. And we'll have the Battle Royal for the NWA World Championship. The 12 men involved will be: Kevin Nash, Barry Windham, Scott Steiner, Greg Valentine, Charlie Haas, The Masked Superstar, Vampiro, Ron Simmons, the winner of the Hogan-Mulligan streetfight, and three names that will be announced next week...
Match #8: The Main Event:
TEXAS BUNKHOUSE STREET FIGHT
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN versus HULK HOGAN (with Jimmy Hart)
It's a brawl to start as Hogan surprisingly goes immediately after Mulligan with a series of fist, trying to end this quickly. Mulligan no-sells the punches and lands some hard shots of his own, drawing blood. Hogan fights back and soon Mulligan's face is a crimson mask as well. Mulligan takes the advantage and levels Hogan with a big suplex. Hulk is up and is "Hulking Up!"... Punches and kicks by Hogan and he pulls off his weight belt and starts strapping Mulligan. Mulligan is pissed! He's like a madman as he asorbs the strapping blows and doubles over Hogan with a big kick to the guts. Hogan fights back and throws some punches and sends Mulligan into the ropes. He goes for the boot, but Mulligan holds on to the ropes and Hogan is thrown off balance. Mulligan scores with a clothesline and locks in the claw. Hart is on the ring apron and tosses Hogan the megaphone. Barry Windham is out from the back and pounds Hart, pulling him down from the apron. A helpless Hogan tries to nail Mulligan with the megaphone, but gets treated to another big boot by Mulligan. Mulligan locks back in the claw and Hogan goes out as the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Blackjack Mulligan
(Mulligan goes on to the 12 Man Battle Royal next week!)
We close with several wrestlers from the dressing room coming to the ring and celebrating with Mulligan and Windham as a bloody and battered Hogan is helped from the ring by referees and Jimmy Hart.
Match Results:
Charlie Haas (with Miss Jackie) defeated Alex Wright
Ron Simmons over "Dirty" Doug Gilbert by DQ.
TABLES MATCH:
Kevin Nash & Scott Hall defeated "Team 3-D" (the Dudleyz)
Krowbar beat The Blue Meanie
West Hollywood Blondes (Lenny & Lodi) defeated Disco Inferno & Jimmy "The Boogie Woogie Man" Valiant
The Rock & Roll Express defeated The Midnight Express (with Jim Cornette)
Buff bagwell, Vampiro, Scott Steiner (with Madajah) defeated Greg Valentine, Barry Windham & The Masked Superstar
TEXAS BUNKHOUSE STREET FIGHT
Blackjack Mulligan defeated Hulk Hogan (with Jimmy Hart)
Matches announced for next week:
12 Man Battle Royal for Vacant NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
The Rock & Roll Express versus Scott Hall & Kevin Nash for the NWA World Tag Team Titles
Submission Match:
Former WWF Champion Bob Backlund versus The Iron Sheik
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