NWA Danger Zone Wrestling
October 16, 2005
Detroit, MI
Joe Louis Arena
Disclaimer: This is a fantasy wrestling show and for entertainment purposes only. It's all just for fun!
Lots of pyro and explosions as we come on the air. Ted DiBiase is already in the ring and set up for an edition of "The Money Pit" to kick things off. DiBiase welcomes everyone to the "Danger Zone" and introduces his guests, Muhammad Hassan and The Iron Sheik.
Muhammad and the Sheik come out to a loud chorus of boos. Sheik gets the mic and rambles for a bit about his legacy as the greatest Arab wrestler of all time. He beat Hogan. He ended the career of Backlund at the PPV. He's a former WWF Champion and has done it all. Now it's time to pass the torch to the man of the future, Muhammad Hassan. Muhammad gets the mic and tears into the fans at ringside for their boos, blaming it on their prejidice and bigotry. They don't have to like him though. But he'll make them respect him.
Lights flash and Vampiro comes to the ring. Vampiro calls the Sheik a "cueball son of a b*tch" and tells Muhammad to quick whining. The people don't like him because he's an a**hole! Vampiro says that Muhammad is no more Arab than he (Vampiro) is and this whole gimmick is a load of crap. "Isn't that right, Mark?" Hassan attacks Vampiro and a pull-apart brawl ensues. Refs and agents are quickly out to seperate the two as we cut to a commercial.
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We're back and go to Tony Schiavone and Dutch Mantell at ringside. We see clips of the action that just took place between Vampiro and Muhammad Hassan and Schiavoine announces that NWA Commissioner Harley Race has signed a match for later tonight between Vamprio and Muhammad. Harley will also be out later with some big news about the future of the Danger Zone. Dutch and Tony speculate as to what it might be. Time for some action.
NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
LISA (IVORY) MORETTI (c) versus MADUSA
We see some clips from the PPV of Ivory pinning Madusa in the final moments of the 6 Pack Challenge to become the new NWA Women's Champion. Penny Banner is shown presenting Ivory with the title belt and raising her hand.
Both women start off circling as neither wants to make a mistake in the early part of the match. Madusa starts off with a kick and suplex for two. Ivory responds with fists and a flip to the corner. Madusa scores with a superkick and covers for another two. Slam by Madusa and she locks in the chinlock. Ivory fights her way up and escapes with a jawbreaker. Forearms by Ivory and a headscissors. Ivory gets two. Madusa powers out and the fists start to fly. Slam and elbow by Madusa for two. She puts Ivory in the corner and kicks away. Ivory fights back with kicks and a suplex. Spin kick by Ivory and Madusa is stunned. Ivory goes up and catches the dazed Madusa with a bulldog from the top. Cover and the pin.
Winner: LISA (IVORY) MORETTI
Cut to the back and we see Jimmy Hart, Brian Knobbs and Brutus Beefcake. They're talking about something and seem to be headed towards the ring.
Cut to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with Lenny and Lodi -The West Hollywood Blondes and Disco Inferno (and Disco has his duck). The Blondes talk about their upcoming match against the Outsiders. Lenny predicts they'll rise to the occasion and take home gold tonight. Lodi says they won't "blow it". Lots of innuendo towards Hall and Nash. Disco is upset and distraught. He has to fight Jimmy Valiant in a street fight tonight. Valiant is an old man. He's crazy. Tonight, Disco swears, by all he holds dear (and he holds up the duck for symbolism), he'll beat the crazy old man at his own game. And then, all the fans will finally get what they came to see.. the Disco Inferno dance.
(commercial)
Here comes Jimmy Hart and his associates to the ring. Hart is mad about the PPV and the "criminal assault" on Hulk Hogan by Randy Savage and Kronik. Hogan suffered some torn ligaments in his knee and will be on the shelf for a while. Hart hopes that Savage is happy. And Harley Race is happy! Because of Race's jealousy of Hogan, wrestlings greatest performer is injured. And the NWA will suffer because Hogan isn't here to wrestle and be on the main event.
Cue the "Macho Man" as Randy Savage comes to the entrance way. He called out Hogan for years to step up and be a man. Hogan finally got what was coming to him. Hart starts throwing insults at Macho, trying to lure him to the ring where Hart is waiting with Knobbs and Beefcake. Macho looks ready to storm the ring, but pulls back. "I'm not as crazy as you think I am - mad maybe, but not nuts. Three of you and one Macho Man - not good odds. Oh yeah!" Knobbs gets on the mic and calls Savage a coward. "Not so tough without your friends, Kronik, are you?" Savage just shrugs and storms the ring. Knobbs and Beefcake attack Savage as he climbs through the ropes. It's a two on one beatdown with Jimmy Hart directing traffic. Here comes Kronik to the ring. The Hart Family flees as Brian Adams and Bryan Clark enter the ring to aid Savage.
(commercial)
We come back and Tony Schiavone announces that next week, Kronik and Randy Savage will face Brian Knobbs, Brutus Beefcake and a partner of their choice in a six man tag match.
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE versus BUFF BAGWELL
Buff starts off strong with fists and kicks and a couple of armdrags. He struts - happy with himself. Valentine pushes Buff back into the corner and lands a few stiff forearms and a chop. Armdrag by Valentine and he does a classic strut to the delight of the fans. Buff isn't happy and starts throwing the fists. He quickly learns why Valentine is called "the Hammer" as Valentine nearly caves his chest in with stiff forearms and clubbing blows to the chest and back. Slam by Buff and he is still being cocky. He goes to dive at Valentine in the corner and Greg moves. Buff hits his knee on the corner and Greg is ready. Two quick elbows to the injured knee and it's figure four time. Buff tries to fight it, but Greg grabs the ropes for some extra leverage. Buff finally taps out.
Winner: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
We go backstage where The Honky Tonk Man is standing with NWA World Champion VADER. What's the deal with Vader and number one contender Sean O'Haire. It's almost as if Vader "likes" O'Haire. We see a quick clip of the PPV where Vader raises Sean O'Haire's hand after his victory over Sting. Vader says that he sees a lot of himself in the young O'Haire and respects the kid. HTM asks about the title match tonight. Vader responds with he respects O'Haire, but he lives and breathes that NWA World title... and they'll have to kill him t take away his belt. It's VADER time tonight!
We see Disco with the West Hollywood Blondes. He wants them to come to ringside with him for his match. Lenny says that they have to get ready for their title shot against the Outsiders. Disco looks disgusted, grabs his duck and says he doesn't need them anyway. He's going to the ring.
(commercial)
It's back to Gary Michael Capetta...
NEW YORK CITY STREET FIGHT
DISCO INFERNO versus "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT
Disco is waiting as Valiant storms the ring and unloads several fists on Disco's head. Boogie pulls out a chain and attempts to nail Disco, but gets a kick in the guts. Disco goes to the floor and gets a trash can full of junk fron under the ring. He nails Valiant with a stop sign and starts stomping away. Valiant does the shakey thing he does and Disco gets a kendo-stick. He swings, but Valiant ducks and rakes Disco's eyes. Trash can lid shot by Valiant and he starts pounding away at Disco. Disco grabs the front of Valiant's tights and pulls him face first into the corner. Fists by Disco and he goes for a chair. Valiant catches Disco before he can use the chair and kicks him in the stomach. Valiant has the chair and swings wildly at Disco, but Disco pulls the referee in front of him. The ref catches the chair shot and is down. Valaint nails Disco with a punch and goes to check on the fallen referee. Disco rolls to the corner and grabs his duck. Valiant turns around and "BLAMMO" - Disco nails him with the duck. The referee slowly counts as Disco covers Valiant and gets the pin.
Winner: Disco Inferno
We cut to the back and see Harley Race telling someone in an office to wait to come out until Race calls them. Missy Hyatt is there and she wants to know what the big news is that Harley has. She'll find out in a few minutes when Harley gets to the ring. Well, what about what Jimmy Hart said about Race being jealous of Hulk Hogan? Harley stops walking and replies that Hogan has been leeching off the sweat and blood of others for too long and he deserves whatever he gets. As for Race being jealous, he was the NWA World Champion 8 times... And he earned his titles with blood and hard work. Hogan was a politician who was given everything all his life. Race has nothing to be jealous of. But Race has something to say for Hogan. He'll say it whe he gets to the ring.
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We come back and Harley Race is standing in the ring with Tony Schiavone. He tells Tony to go sit down because he's got big news and wants to do this solo. First off - Hulk Hogan. Race admits he doesn't like Hogan and thinks Hogan is a blemish and insult to every man who ever stepped foot in the squared circle. Hogan was a great showman, but he was never a "wrestler". Harley has enjoyed making Hogan squirm over the past few months, but it's time to end it. Hogan is injured now as a result of his match with the Macho Man. Race tells Hogan to stay home and rest and heal up.. because at the next NWA PPV - "Bad Moon Rising", coming on November 11, 2005 - Hogan will get his wish. He will face Harley Race in the middle of the ring and they can settle their differences once and for all.
And now for the bigger news that concerns the future of the NWA and the Danger Zone. Since the debut of NWA Danger Zone Wrestling, it's been a three hour program. The ratings for this Sunday night series have been phenomenal and the network is very happy. But sometimes, changes have to be made. And this is one of those times. So beginning next week, at the request of the network, the NWA Danger Zone will be only two hours. But, beginning in two weeks on every Friday, there will now be a second edition of NWA Wrestling on television. The NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue.... or NWA W.A.R. This is the future of the NWA and he expects the new show to make an immediate impact as the NWA will be stronger than ever.
Race talks about the new show for a few moments and says that he wants to announce the newest members of the NWA family who will be announcing the new broadcast. Schiavone and Dutch Mantell will remain at the Danzer Zone. And the new announcers for NWA W.A.R. will be... "Above Average" Mike Sanders doing the color commentary. Mike Sanders comes out to a resounding chorus of boos as the fans remember him from his WCW days. He shakes the hand of Harley Race and gets on the mic. He thanks Race for the opportunity and says that he's looking forward to this new role in his life. He'll call the action and do his best which has always been 'above average"... And if anyone has a problem, well, they're S.O.L.. and we all know what that means!
Race takes back the mic to introduce the man who will be doing the play-by-play for the new show. He's no stranger to wrestling fans. He's been a prominent wrestling announcer for a long time now and is one of the best of all time. The fans start to chant "J.R.... J.R...." as they seem to know who Race is preparing to introduce. Race calls out the new voice of NWA R.A.W. - the one and only... Rich Landrum.
Rich Landrum, the long time voice of World Wide Wrestling, comes to the ring. The fans are shocked as many don't remember this man. Landrum takes the mic and thanks Harley for the opportunity to come back to the greatest sport in the world. He's been out of wrestling for too long, but it's in his blood and he's back and ready to go.
Race raises the arms of Landrum and Sanders and plugs the new show one more time. Coming in two weeks - NWA W.A.R.
(commercial)
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS (c)
versus
LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES
It starts off quickly as Nash just starts punching away at Lenny in the corner and levels him with some elbows. Kicks and a tag to Hall. Hall chops at Lenny and allows him to tag Lodi. Lodi comes in, but is greeted by a takedown and some slaps by the bigger Hall. Lodi escapes and flees to the floor to regroup. Lenny and Lodi confer on the outside as Hall acknowledges some of the cheers by the capacity crowd. Lenny is up on the apron to distract Hall while Lodi tries an ambush from behind. No good as Hall catches him with a chop and a suplex. Tag to Nash who decides to end it with a powerbomb on Lodi. Cover and pin.
Winners: The Outsiders
We cut to the back where the Honky Tonk Man is standing with Arn Anderson. HTM asks Arn about his match against Shane Douglas tonight for the North American title. Arn says he's ready and he's going to win. Any more dumb questions? HTM asks about "The Horsemen" and if we will see a reunion. Arn replies that you'll see it if it happens. But he can guarentee two things. If the Horsemen do return, heads will roll. And tonight, it's a return to greatness for "The Enforcer". Arn walks off from HTM.
We see Charlie Haas and Greg Valentine in the back. Haas congratulates Valentine on his victory over Buff earlier in the night. Here's Miss Jackie. Valentine looked good tonight, but he could never do that against someone like her Charlie. Valentine just smiles and says, "You think so? Maybe we'll just have to find out!" as Haas and Miss Jackie walk off.
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Scott Steiner is in the back with Midajah. He's pissed off as always and is headed towards the ring. He comes across Blackjack Mulligan in the back on his cellphone. He roughly bumps into Mulligan as he walks pass, causing Mulligan to drop his phone. "Get out of my way, old man!" Mulligan starts to move after Steiner, but Midajah jumps in his way to protect her man. "What ya gonna do, redneck?" Steiner yells at Mulligan. Mulligan just steps back and smiles! Steiner says, "That's what I thought" and storms off. Midajah just glares at Mulligan before taking off after her man.
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
MUHAMMAD HASSAN (with the Iron Sheik) versus VAMPIRO
Vampiro starts off on the offensive with forearms and kicks. Suplex and chops and Vamp gets two. Hassan powers back with punches and a big backbreaker. Suplex by Hassan and he locks in a big bearhug. Vampiro rips at the eyes to escape and kicks Muhammad in the gut. Facebuster by Vampiro for a quick two. Slam by Vampiro and he tosses Muhammad into the corner. He dives in, but the Sheik is up and pulls Muhammad out of the corner at the last second. Vampiro crash and burn as no one is home. Muhammad moves in and locks in the Camel Clutch. Vampiro has no choice but to tap.
Winner: Muhammad Hassan (with the Iron Sheik)
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We're back and Lisa Moretti is in the back talking to Molly Holly. Here is Luna Vachon and Sherri Martel. It's a fluke that Lisa won the title at the PPV. They both want to know when they'll get their shots at the title. Lisa tells them to stand in line because she'll be a fighting champion. Luna asks what if she doesn't want to stand in line? Ivory tells her to bring it and slaps Luna across the face. Sherri and Luna jump at Ivory. Molly gets involved and helps Ivory fight them off. "It's not over" shreiks Luna as they flee the scene.
Missy Hyatt is with Sean O'Haire. Tonight is his chance at the NWA Championship and Vader. What are his thoughts? O'Haire says that Vader is a tough S.O.B. and he has a lot of respect for him. But Sean's tasted gold and it's addicting. He wants more! And if he has to kill Vader to take his belt, it's not personal - it's business.. That's just what he'll do. Anything it takes.. and he does mean anything!
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
"THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS (c) versus "THE ENFORCER" ARN ANDERSON
They lock up and Anderson quickly takes down Shane with an armlock. Douglas fights back with some elbows. The strategies quickly become apparent as Arn works the Anderson style of concentrating on the arm. Douglas seems focused on the back and neck of Arn. Slam and stomps by Douglas. A big suplex for two. Clothesline by Douglas and he seems to have the match in control. A cocky strut and Shane moves in for the kill. Arn grabs Shane by the tights and tosses him to the floor. Arn follows and the men exchange fists. Arn puts Shane into the ringpost before putting him back in the ring. DDT by Arn and he covers, but Douglas gets a foot on the ropes. Arn argues with the referee as Douglas pulls a chain from his tights. He goes to nail Anderson, but Arn catches him with a spinebuster at the last second. Arn has the chain and waits. Douglas is up and Arn nails him with his chain-wrapped left hand. A cover and a pin.
Winner and NEW NWA North American Champion: "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson
(commercial)
Back to Tony Schiovane and Dutch Mantell as they talk about the matches signed for next week.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage & KRONIK versus Brian Knobbs, Brutus Beefcake and a mystery partner (with Jimmy Hart)
Lisa Moretti and Molly Holly versus Luna Vachon & Sherri Martel
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine versus Charlie Haas (with Miss Jackie)
Cut to the back and Arn Anderson is standing with Missy Hyatt. Barry Windham is there also. Arn talks about how everyone doubted him and his returning to the ring. Well, the proof is the belt he's now holding! Barry congratulates Arn and slaps him on the back as they walk off. It's time to celebrate.
Here's Gary Michael Capetta...
SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah) versus RON SIMMONS
Steiner quickly starts off with power moves and tries for a suplex. Ron reverses and scores with a suplex of his own. Slam by Simmons and Steiner rolls to the outside. Midajah is up on the apron to distract Ron. He's nailed by Steiner who starts to pound away. Suplex by Steiner and he follows with a powerslam. Steiner flexes for the crowd. Ron comes back with punches and a kick. Steiner scores with a low kick and places Ron in the corner. Frankensteiner by Scott. He starts to cover, but here is Blackjack Mulligan coming from the back. And he's wearing Steiner's chain-mail headgear on his head. Steiner sees this and gets distracted, screaming at Mulligan. Simmons rolls up Steiner to get a quick pin.
Winner: Ron Simmons
Ron quickly rolls out of the ring as Steiner starts screaming at the referee and Mulligan and anyone else he sees. Mulligan raises Simmon's hand in victory as Steiner nails the referee for making the count. Steiner places the referee in the "Steiner Recliner" as other refs and security come from the back to break it up.
(commerical)
Brief video clip showing scenes from the Great Wall of China. And the words "Coming soon!"
In the back with the Honky Tonk Man is The Masked Superstar. He feels kind of lost in the shuffle these days with the NWA. It's getting old fast and he may need to take drastic measures to make an impact. Here is Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express - Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton. They agree with Superstar and feel the same way. Maybe they can all scratch each other's back, so to speak. Superstar agrees and goes off with the Express and Cornette to talk.
We come back and are informed by Tony Schiavone that Scott Steiner has been fined by the NWA Commissioner Harley Race for attacking the referee after his match. Also, signed for next week, it'll be Scott Steiner versus Blackjack Mulligan.
Cut to the dressing room where Vader is beginning to make his way to the ring. He's psyched up and ready for action. The title match is next!
(commercial)
NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
VADER (c) versus SEAN O'HAIRE
They lock up and Vader just tosses O'Haire back across the ring. It's the power game for Vader. O'Haire just nods and takes Vader down with an armdrag. Vader with the slam and several forearms. O'Haire fights back with punches and chops and levels Vader with a superkick out of nowhere for two. Vader is on the defensive as Sean attempts to wear him down with a dropkick and a big slam. Sean pounds away at Vader. Vader fights back and nails Sean with a stiff punch to the mouth. Slam by Vader and he lands a big splash. He moves O'Haire to the corner and works him over. Sean fights back, but the power is too much. Vader with a huge power-slam and he goes up to the 2nd rope. Big splash. Vader up on top and moonsault. It connects and Vader gets the pin.
Winner and still champion: VADER
We go back to Schiavone and Mantell who remind up that NWA W.A.R. is coming in just two weeks. Next week on the Danger Zone, it's Steiner versus Mulligan, the ladies wrestle in a tag match, and Greg Valentine takes on Charlie Haas. Plus so much more. It's must-see-action at it's best! Don't miss it!
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