NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (NWA W.A.R.)
October 28, 2005
Municipal Auditorium
Nashville, TN
Disclaimer: This is pure fantasy wrestling and not real in any way, shape or form except inside my warped little mind, which is just too bad because with shows like these, we could kick the WWE's butt.
We have a retro-style opening with pics and graphics of the various wrestlers associated with the NWA. We open up to a big crowd shot as Rich Landrum and "Above Average" Mike Sanders welcome us to the premiere edition of "NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue" - NWA W.A.R. for short! It's a big show and they're starting things off with action. It's time to go to ring announcer David Penzer.
Dave Penzer makes the introductions...
DISCO INFERNO versus THE MASKED SUPERSTAR (with Jim Cornette)
Disco is the first man out and he gets the mic. This show will be huge because the fans get what they want - to see the Disco Inferno dance. Disco = ratings. Disco starts to dance and then gets rudely inturrupted by the intro-music of The Masked Superstar
Cornette gets the mic and verbally tears into Disco about how he's a lousy dancer, a lousy wrestler, and lousy at everything he does. Disco asks Cornette if he thinks he can outdance the Disco Inferno. Cornette says "Heck yeah, even my grandma can and she's been dead for fifteen years!" Disco asks the fans if they want to see Jim Cornette dance. (Big pop!) Cornette starts to do some kind of off-beat steps and Superstar attacks Disco from behind as the ref calls for the bell. Cornette bails to the floor and the match is on.
Superstar just lays into Disco with clubbing forearms and stomps. Disco fights back with chops and a couple of armdrags. Kick by Disco and Superstar is doubled over. It's time for the chartbuster. Disco hits and covers, but the ref is being distracted by Jim Cornette who has jumped on the ring apron. Disco grabs Cornette and pulls him into the ring. He nails Cornette, who manages to drop his tennis racket within reach of the recovering Masked Superstar. Superstar nails Disco with the racket as the ref puts Cornette to the outside. Superstar locks in the cobra-clutch and Disco is out. The ref calls for the bell.
Winner: THE MASKED SUPERSTAR (with Jim Cornette)
We see clips of Sting versus Vader from the "White Castle of Fear" match at WCW Super Brawl III from 1993. Tonight, Vader defends the NWA title against Sting.
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We come back and see again the action that transpired between Disco, Cornette and Superstar. Cornette & Superstar are in the back and are stopped by backstage interviewer The Blue Meanie. Cornette is livid and ranting about Disqo putting his hands on him. Meanie wants to knowif Cornette thinks he's a better dancer than Disco. Cornette says he's better at anything and everything than that loud-mouthed pompus jackass, Disco Inferno. Jim Cornette hates loud mouthed loser like that who are all talk and can't back up anything. The Superstar proved that Disco can't wrestle and Cornette says that Disco can't dance either. Meanie wants to know if maybe Cornette will face Disco in a dance-off. Cornette calls Meanie a "fat, blue haired freak" and says he's better than Astaire, Patrick Swayze and John Travolta together. He's a "dancing machine". And Superstar is a wrestling machine. It's just a matter of time before there's gold around his waist. So all the champions has better be on call. Cornette and Superstar walk off as Meanie starts practicing his dance steps with a killer "Saturday Night Fever - John Travolta" imitation.
We go to the ring and it's fixed up like a good old fashioned BBQ pit. It's the debut of "BLACKJACK's BBQ". Blackjack Mulligan is standing in the ring and he's got a mic. Coming up in a few days, he's facing Scott Steiner in a No DQ match on The Danger Zone. Steiner is a loud mouth punk and old Blackjack is just the man to teach him a little respect. Honky Tonk Man is the special referee. Mulligan has a message for HTM. Stay out of the way and be ready to raise Jack's hand in victory.
As for now, BJM says that he decided to drag the BBQ out of retirement at the suggestion of his old friend, Harley Race. BJ knows he's getting a little older. His wife and family want him to slow things down, but he's planning on sticking around for quite a while with the NWA. Mulligan will still be taking care of business in the ring, but this is his side-project to keep the family happy while still being a part of the mix. His guest is none other than "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson.
Arn comes out and shakes Mulligan's hand. Mulligan congratulates him on a successful return to the ring and points out that Arn is already the NWA North Amercian Champion. Arn says that he had a few small doubts at first about being able to return to the ring after his injuries, but winning that title quickly ended those. He's better than ever and more dangerous than ever. He's "The Enforcer" and he's all business in that ring.
BJ wants to know what's ahead for Double-A. Arn says, "You mean 'the Horsemen' right? Well, without Ric Flair, my best friend, there are no Horsemen. Simple as that! I speak to Ric daily and we've had this discussion. We know what we want to do and what matters have to be rectified. Will there be a Horseman reunion here in the NWA? Just wait and see."
Mulligan mentions that Arn has been teaming with BJ's son, Barry Windham. Arn says that Windham is a fantastic wrestler. They've been together in the past as both allies and opponents. Right now, they're on the same page and that's taking care of business and winning matches.
BJ asks Arn for closing comments. Arn says to just watch and see what happens. They have a plan and an agenda. Simple as that. It's just a matter of connecting the dots and letting the pieces fall where they may!
Arn and Mulligan shake hands as we go to a commercial.
We see clips of Sting battling Vader in WAR GAMES from WCW Fall Brawl 1993....
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We come back and see Doug Gilbert and "Wildfire" Tommy Rich backstage with interviewer Michael P.S. Hayes. Hayes wants to know why Gilbert and Rich went after Sean O'Haire on this week's edition of the Danger Zone. (We see a clip of Rich & Gilbert attacking O'Haire. Barry Windham makes the save.) Rich says that he's tired of seeing these new punks get everything handed to them on a silver spoon and then whine and cry about it when things don't go their way. O'Haire was crying because Vader beat his ass. He'll be crying more when they beat his ass. Hayes asks about Barry Windham coming down and making the save. Gilbert says they don't know why Windham is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong, but it's a mistake he'll end up paying for with his blood.
We cut to ringside and Nancy Benoit, aka "Woman" have moved to a seat at ringside with a clipboard in her hands.
Cue David Penzer...
LUNA VACHON versus SHERRI MARTEL
Landrum mentions that the winner of this match will get a title shot against the NWA Women's Champion, Lisa Moretti on next week's edition of NWA W.A.R. We see clips of the tag match from this past weeks Danger Zone with Sherri and Luna losing to Jackie Moore and Moretti. After the loss, they both blamed the other and a brawl ensued.
Luna & Sherri start off circling and Luna scores with an armwhip and armbar. Sherri with elbows and kicks and she tosses Luna to the floor by the hair. Sherri follows and the women trade slaps and chops on the outside. Luna pushes Sherri into the ringpost. She puts Sherri back in the ring and covers for two. Luna starts clawing and ripping at the face of Sherri. Big slam and Luna goes to the top. Crossbody by Luna, but Sherri moves and Luna eats canvas. Sherri with a slam and kicks. She goes up and goes for the crossbody, but Luna moves and Sherri crashes and burns this time. Luna with stomps. She goes to argue with the ref and shoves him a couple of times. She moves back in and Sherri snares her with a roll-up to get a three count.
Winner: SHERRI MARTEL
We see clips of Vader eliminating Sting from the ring to win WCW Battle Bowl in 1993.
(commercial)
We come back and see video of what happened after the match. Luna was upset with losing and attacked the referee before being escorted to the back by NWA officials and agents.
We see Vampiro in the back talking to the Blue Meanie. He wants to be the North American Champion and plans on beating the crap out of Arn Anderson tonight. We see KRONIK walk by in the background. Vampiro excuses himself and walks over to Brian Adams and Bryan Clark as the cameras follow. He wants to talk to them in private. Clark & Adams agree and walk off with Vampiro.
We go to ringside and Mike Sanders has decided to ask Woman just why she's at ringside for the second week in a row. We see clips from the Danger Zone as Missy Hyatt approached and asked Woman that same question, only to be told it's none of her business. Sanders asks Woman why she's at ringside and what's up with the clipboard. She flirts a bit with Sanders and tells him that it's really none of his business why she's there, but when she's ready to reveal the reason, he'll be among the first to know.
We go the back and NWA Commissioner Harley Race is standing with Michael P.S. Hayes. He reveals that he's been in negotiations with Hulk Hogan's lawyers and at the upcoming NWA PPV, "Bad Moon Rising" on November 11 from San Antonio, TX - a stipulation has been put in place for his match with Hogan. If Race wins, Hogan is gone from the NWA. If Hogan wins, he gets to be NWA Commissioner for 90 days. Race also announces that at the PPV, all the current NWA titles will be defended. As for now, Race has signed a "dancing contest" for next week on W.A.R. between Jim Cornette and the Disco Inferno. Also, Sherri Martel will be facing the NWA Women's Champion for the gold.
We go the ring again and David Penzer...
He introduces the team of "Dirty" Doug Gilbert and "Wildfire" Tommy Rich as we go to commercial.
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TOMMY RICH & DOUG GILBERT versus BARRY WINDHAM & SEAN O'HAIRE
All four men start off brawling as the match begins. Rich and Gilbert try to isolate Windham and work over his knee with lots of quick switching and double-teaming. Windham fights back and catches Rich with a hotshot on the top rope. Hot tag to O'Haire who cleans house and sends Gilbert flying to the floor. DDT on Rich and tag back to Windham. Windham with a slam and suplex with the roll-over for two. Another slam and a tag to O'Haire who comes off the top with a Swanton as Windham goes after Gilbert to prevent him from entering the ring. As Barry & Doug brawl on the floor, O'Haire hits Rich with the superkick to get the pin.
Winners: SEAN O'HAIRE & BARRY WINDHAM
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We come back and The Blue Meanie is with the NWA World Champion, VADER. Tonight, he's defending the title against Sting. What are his thoughts. Vader says that Sting is a fool for wanting to get back in the ring with him. He used to beat the mess out of Sting daily just for fun. Sting should have learned his lesson back in the day. Now, he's going to beat him again and take care of Sting once and for all. Here's Sting. He's in Vader's face and says that Vader better be ready. Sting is. Vader tries to intimidate Sting, but Sting doesn't care and tells him to "bring it!" Vader storms off and Sting says, "it's showtime, folks!"
We see a shot of "Woman" still at ringside.
David Penzer makes the intros for the next match..
NWA NORTH AMERCIAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
ARN ANDERSON (c) versus VAMPIRO
Arn starts off by working on the arm of Vampiro in classic "Anderson" fashion. Vampiro fights back with kicks and chops and scores with a gutbuster for two. Vampiro goes after the head and neck of "Double-A" with some clubbling forearms. DDT by Vampiro, but Arn gets a foot on the ropes at the two count. Vampiro whips Arn into the corner and runs into a big boot as he charges in. Lefts by Arn and he scores with a huge spinebuster for two. Arn goes back to the arm of Vampiro. Vampiro powers out with elbows and slams Arn to the mat. Big elbow for two. Vampiro goes to whip Arn into the corner, but Arn reverses and Vampiro goes crashing into the referee. Referee bump. Arn nails Vampiro with a DDT and covers but there's no ref. Arn goes to check on the ref and Vamp signals to the back. Here's comes Brian Adams and Bryan Clark - Kronik. Vampiro comes up behind Arn and hits him witha low blow. Adams & Clark are in the ring and Vampiro signals for them to put Arn away while he gets the fallen ref. Clark and Adams look at each other and grab Vampiro, giving him some "high times" before slamming him hard to the mat. Clark puts Anderson on top of Vampiro while Adams puts the ref in position to count the pin.
Winner and still champion: ARN ANDERSON
Vampiro slowly pulls himself together and can't understand what happened. By this time, Clark and Adams are over by the announce position and grab the mic from Landrum and Sanders. "Hey Vampiro, next time you hire someone to do something, make sure there's money in the bank to cover the check!", says Adams as Clark holds up a check and rips it in half. They go back into the ring to beat on Vampiro some more, but he bails to the other side of the ring and flees through the crowd.
We see clips of Vader fighting Sting in a match from WCW Fall Brawl 1994. The main event, Sting versus Vader is next...
(commercial)
We come back and Landrum announces that next week on W.A.R., Vampiro will take on one half of Kronik, Brian Adams. It's time for the main event...
David Penzer makes the introductions...
NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
VADER (c) versus STING
We start off and Vader is just ruthless, pounding away at Sting. Sting tries to fight back and scores with several chops. Vader just shrugs them off and slams Sting hard to the mat. Stomps by Vader and he clubs Sting in the corner. A whip into the ropes and Sting rebounds with a flying forearm. Vader is stunned. Sting hits a running clothesline and both men go to the outside as we go to a commercial
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We come back and Vader is in control with a chinlock. He just clubs away at Sting in the head and face area. Sting is bleeding from the nose and things are looking rough. Vader throws Sting into the corner and charges in after him. Sting moves and Vader hits the corner hard. Sting with a roll for two. Sting with chops and kicks as he seems to have gotten his second wind. Slam by Sting and he's going up top. Vader catches him and does the gorilla press before slamming him hard to the mat. Vader moves Sting to the corner and goes to the second rope for the big splash. He connects and covers. He pulls Sting up at two. That's not enough for Vader. He moves Sting back into position. Vader climbs to the top for the big moonsault. Sting rolls and Vader crashes and burns. No one home! Both men are down.
Sting is the first up and chops and kicks away at Vader. He clips the leg and Vader goes down. Sting tries for the Scorpion leglock and manages to get it locked in. Vader is in pain and looks ready to tap, but manages to reach the ropes. Sting breaks on four and continues to go after the leg of Vader.
Vader catches Sting with a hard shot to the head as Sting tries to grab the leg. More clubbing blows by Vader and he picks Sting up for a powerbomb. The leg of Vader buckles and he goes down with Sting on top. Sting manages to hold on as the ref makes the count and Sting gets the pin.
Winner and NEW NWA WORLD CHAMPION: STING
Wrestlers come from the back to celebrate with the new champ as we see a replay of the final moments. The leg buckles. Sting is on top and gets the pin. New champion.
Landrum and Sanders remind the viewers to tune in next week for more W.A.R. The Danger Zone is coming up on Sunday with Steiner versus Mulligan, The Outsiders defending the tag titles against Shane Douglas & Buff Bagwell and much more. Landrum thanks the fans for watching as the show ends.
THE END...
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