NWA Danger Zone Wrestling
December 4, 2005
Civic Center
Mobile, Alabama
Disclaimer: It's not real - just fantasy. Enjoy!
We open up the show and NWA Commissioner Harley Race is standing in the ring with Tony Schiavone. He has several matters to address. First of all, a match between Scott Steiner and Vader was scheduled to take place on NWA W.A.R. a couple of days ago. That didn't happen because neither Vader or Steiner were at the TV. Race has spoken to both men and they will wrestle - at Seasons Beatings - the next NWA PPV. Now, on W.A.R., a match occured between managers Jimmy Hart and Jim Cornette. Race told both men that if any of their wrestlers interfere in the match, they and the manager would be fired. We see clips and see Vampiro attacking Masked Superstar, Brian Knobbs & Brutus Beefcake at ringside with a chair and then applying the "Nail in a Coffin" to Jimmy Hart, allowing Jim Cornette to get the pin. Race demands that both Jim Cornette and Vampiro come to the ring NOW!
Cornette and Vampiro come out. Race is livid and is about to fire both men, but Cornette stops him and says that Race said that he can't fire Cornette for what Vampiro did... because Cornette doens't manage Vampiro. Vampiro says that Race specified wrestlers interfering on behalf of their manager - and since Vampiro wasn't managed by Cornette at the time, that edict didn't apply to him. Race thinks about it for a second and admits that they got him on that... so they keep their job. But they still have someone to answer to - and that's this man....
We go to the Titantron and see The Masked Superstar. He is PO'ed about the ambush by Vampiro and thinks Cornette is behind it. Cornette says that Superstar complained too much and disrespected him and had to pay. Superstar is FIRED from Cornette's militia. Superstar says that's OK - because Cornette isn't much of a manager anyway. Superstar vows revenge - no matter what it takes.
Harley Race steps back in. Superstar will have his chance at revenge at Season's Beatings. It's Masked Superstar versus Vampiro... and if Superstar wins, he gets five minutes alone in the ring with Jim Cornette. Cornette is shocked and upset. Superstar smiles and says that's fine with him. See you at the PPV. As for Vampiro and tonight, Race tells Vampiro that he will have tonight off... but next week on the Danger Zone - he gets to wrestle "Nasty Boy" Brian Knobbs... in a hardcore match. Race leaves the ring as Vampiro complains to Cornette.
(commercial)
We come back and at ringside, Tony Schiavone & Dutch Mantell talk about what we just heard from Harley Race. They plug the matches signed for later tonight with the big main event of an 8-man tag team match of Kronik & The Outsiders teaming up to take on the Horsemen. Plus, the final three men in last weeks # 1 Contender Battle Royal and the NWA World Champion will meet tonight in a tag team epic as Christian Cage & Sting team up to take on the team of Mike Awesome & Barry Windham. It's a big show! Now time to go to the ring...
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
JIMMY "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" VALIANT versus THE HONKY TONK MAN
Boogie charges the ring and goes straight after the former WWF IC Champ, sending HTM to the floor. Boogie follows and claws at the eyes before sending HTM into the steps. Valiant tosses HTM back into the ring and goes to high-five some fans in the audience. He gets back in the ring and gets caught by a knee by HTM. Fists and a neckbreaker by Honky and he stomps away at Valiant. Suplex and HTM gets two. HTM puts Valiant in the corner and starts to pound away at him. Valiant fights back with several kicks and punches and a big roundhouse that has HTM seeing stars. Valiant whips HTM into the ropes and hits the elbow. Big elbow drop and Valiant gets the pin.
Winner: JIMMY VALIANT
We go to the back and Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Luna Vachon and Sherri Martel. Last time these ladies were together, they were trying to maim each other. Tonight, they're teaming against Jackie Moore & Molly Holly. What are their thoughts? Luna says that she and Sherri might not always get along, but they are both ladies who will do anything to win. And they're better together as a team than trying to hurt each other. Sherri agrees and says that Luna is the toughest lady she's ever fought. Better to be with her than against her. Less painful too. And tonight, Molly and Jackie will learn the meaning of pain.
(commercial)
We have Missy Hyatt standing by with NWA World Champion Sting and # 1 Contender Christian Cage. Tonight they're a team against Windham and Awesome. At the PPV, they wrestle each other for the title. What are their thoughts? Sting talks about the respect he has for Cage and he thinks they could be a good team. But when it comes to the title, respect goes out the door and it's all about keeping the belt. Christian agrees and calls Sting one of his "heroes". Awesome and Windham are two tough men, but no match for the Stinger and Captain Charisma... because that's how they roll!
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)
versus
ROBERT GIBSON & THE BLUE MEANIE
Cornette is obviously still flustered from the earlier announcement Harley Race and keeps looking around as if he's afraid of being ambushed or attacked. Meanie starts off against Lane and we see Meanie in total control with clotheslines and a big slam. Gibson tags in and goes after the arm of Lane with several armdrags and a dropkick. Eaton tags in and we see a virtual clinic of great wrestling between Bobby & Robert. Meanie tags in and the Rock & Blue Express doubleteams Eaton. Eaton fights back with fists and a big knee. Lane gets a cheap shot in from the outside and it's the beginning of the end as Lane works over Meanie with the martial arts kicks before tagging to Eaton who hits the Alabama Jam for the pin.
Winners: THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
We go to the back and Disco Inferno is there. listening to a CD on a headset and practicing his dance moves. We see Mike Rotundo in the background talking to barry WIndham and they're having a conversation and laughing. Disco notices and takes offense - thinking they're laughing at him. He confronts Rotundo and Windham about it and they don't have a clue to what Disco is talking about. They were having a conversation. But if Disco has a problem, they can settle that in the ring. Disco pokes Rotundo in the chest and tells Mike that he's going to the ring. "See you there, Irwin!" Disco stalks off as Rotundo and Windham look at each other in confusion. Rotundo slaps Windham on the back and says he guesses he's headed towards the ring.
(commercial)
Cue Gary Michael Capetta...
DISCO INFERNO versus MIKE ROTUNDO
It's just a slobberknocker brawl from the beginning as Disco attacks Rotundo as he enters the ring. Fists and kicks by Disco and he hits a neckbreaker. Disco decides to dance for the fans for a moment and Rotundo, taking advantage of Disco's momentary inattention with a cradle for the quick pin.
Winner: MIKE ROTUNDO
Rotundo rolls out of the ring and the ref raises his hand in victory as Disco stands stunned in the middle of the ring, wondering what happened.
(commercial)
We see a video package highlighting the recent problems between the Outsiders, Kronik and various members of The Horsemen.
We come back and Michael P.S.Hayes is standing by with Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Brian Adams & Bryan Clark aka The Outsiders and Kronik. Adams says that Kronik and the Outsiders don't always see eye to eye, but they do have mutual respect. That's something the Horsemen don't understand. They've stepped on the wrong toes this time and it's time to pay. Nash agrees and asks if the Horsemen realize just what they're up against tonight. They're probably shaking in their little booties. Clark talks briefly about giving the Horsemen some "high times". Hall closes the segment by conducting a little survey - do the fans want to see The Horsemen (lots of boos) or The Outsiders and Kronik (big pop)... One more for the good guys!
We go to Gary Michael Capetta..
LUNA VACHON & SHERRI MARTEL versus JACKIE MOORE & MOLLY HOLLY
Actually quitea bit of good wrestling as all four of these ladies can do their thing in the ring. Lots of back and forth as neither team can keep the advantage for long. The end comes when Molly sets up Sherri for the "molly-go-round", but misses as Luna pulls her partner out of the way. Molly hits the corner hard and Sherri rolls her up for the quick pin.
Winners: LUNA VACHON & SHERRI MARTEL
(commercial)
We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with The Horsemen - Arn Anderson, Charlie Haas, Mark Copani, Woman, Miss Jackie & Sean O'Haire. Arn talks about the upcoming match against Kronik and The Outsiders and speculates if they can trust each other. Kronik beat the Outsiders for the tag team titles recently. Are they on the same page? The Horsemen are unified and have one goal in mind - win titles and hurt opponents. The Horsemen rule the NWA and already have the North American Championship and Tag Team Titles. The other belts are coming their way soon enough. And tonight, the onslaught continues as one of their opponents are going out in an ambulance.
We see a video package promoting the upcoming PPV, Seasons Beatings, on december 20, 2005 from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The matches signed so far include.... NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - STING versus CHRISTIAN CAGE, CAGE MATCH - THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI, MADUSA & SEAN WALTMAN versus JOANIE LAURER & PAUL (?), A FOUR-WAY FOR THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES - THE HORSEMEN versus KRONIK versus THE OUTSIDERS versus RICH/GILBERT, and SCOTT STEINER versus VADER....
(commercial)
Cue Gary Michael Capetta..
STING & CHRISTIAN CAGE versus BARRY WINDHAM & MIKE AWESOME
An extremely fast paced and entertaining match that sees both teams with the advantage time and time again and neither team able to keep it going for long. Awesome uses the power moves again and again on Sting and scores with a powerbomb. Suplex by Windham. Windham misses a clothesline and Sting makes the hot tag to Christian. Clotheslines and slam by Captain Charisma on Windham. Unprettier by Cage and he covers Windham for the pin. Awesome tries to get in to break it up, but he's cut off by Sting and a big Stinger Splash.
Winners: CHRISTIAN CAGE & STING
(commercial)
Cue Gary Michael Capetta..
SCOTT HALL, KEVIN NASH, BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - THE OUTSIDERS & KRONIK versus
ARN ANDERSON, SEAN O'HAIRE, CHARLIE HAAS & MARK COPANI (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN
It's exactly what you'd expect as all four men immediately start brawling in the opening minutes of the match. The ref has his hands full, but finally restores order as we end up with O'Haire and Hall alone in the ring. Lots of moves and counter moves and Hall unloads with several chops on the chest of O'Haire. Clark tags in and levels O'Haire with the clothesline. Powerslam by Clark and he gets two as the Horsemen break up the pin attempt. It's pure chaos again. Woman jumps up on the ring apron and we see her toss a handful of powder in the face of Brian Adams. Adams is blinded and gets nailed in the back of the head by Copani. The ref calls for the bell and we have a DQ for outside interference.
WInners by DQ - THE OUTSIDERS & KRONIK
The chaos continues as Miss Jackie hands Charlie Haas a chair from the outside and Haas goes on a chairshot rampage - laying out the blinded Adams, Bryan Clark and both outsiders. The Horsemen toss the bodies of Hall & Kronik to the floor and go after the knee of Kevin Nash. Copani and Anderson pull on the leg and hold it as Haas whacks it several times with the chair. O'Haire comes off the top with a knee onto the outstretched leg of Nash and it's obvious he's hurt. Hall and Kronik return to the ring with chairs of their own and the Horsemen flee the ring. But it's obvious that the damage has been done as Nash is screaming in pain, holding his leg. Hall screams for a stretcher as we see the Horsemen watching from the rampway, smiling and holding up the 4 fingers, symbolizing a job well done and mission accomplished as the show goes off the air.
The end..
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