NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (November 13, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

November 13, 2005

Lakefront Arena

New Orleans, LA

 

Disclaimer:  It's all fantasy folks and not the real thing!  Too bad!

 

We open up the show with a banner and picture of WWE Superstar Eddie Guerrero that says "Eddie Guerrero 1967 - 2005  Rest In Peace".  We have a ten bell salute for Guerrero as the fans chant Eddie's name.

 

We start off with Tony Schiavoine and Dutch Mantell at ringside.  They briefly talk about Eddie Guerrero and then go on to plug the matches on store for tonight here at the Danger Zone.  Two big main events as NWA World Champion Sting defends the title against "Macho Man" Randy Savage.  Also, The Outsiders, Kevn Nash and Scott Hall defend the NWA World Tag Team titles against the team of Brian Adams and Bryan Clark - Kronik.  Plus we have a twelve-man elimination match as Jim Cornette and his militia, The Midnight Express and the Masked Superstar, are teaming with Scott Steiner and The Honky Tonk Man to take on the unusual grouping of Disco Inferno, The West Hollywood Blondes and Blackjack Mulligan, plus two mystery partners of their choosing.  And Mark Copani, formerly known as Muhammad Hassan takes on The Iron Sheik in a "Persian Death Match".  It's a big show, so stay tuned. 

 

We go to the back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with the NWA World Tag Team Champions, Scott Hall & Kevin Nash.  They're battered and beaten men and we see a brief video clip of the attacks by The Four Horsemen the night before on W.A.R.  Neither man is 100%, but they want revenge and the Horsemen need to watch their backs.  Kronik steps into the scene and Hall & Nash tense up.  Kronik have a title shot against the Outsiders tonight and remind Kev and Scott of that.  Don't look ahead at the Horsemen - you need to worry about Kronik.  The four men have a stare-down and Nash assures them that they're not overlooking anyone - especially Clark & Adams.  They'll be ready tonight.  Clark and Adams tell them to be sure because they don't want to hear excuses when Kronik takes home the titles.  Kronik leaves as Hall & Nash watch.

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta.

 

PERSIAN DEATH MATCH - The only way to win is when your opponent can't make a ten count.

THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI (with Woman, Miss Jackie)

 

It starts off slowly and quickly degenerates into a brawl.  Woman gets in a few shots at the Sheik as well, but he pretty much ignores her and stays focused on his main target, the former Muhammad Hassan.  Copani scores with a suplex on the Sheik that sends him to the outside.  The ref count reaches 8 before Sheik can pull himself together.  The brawling continues and Sheik kicks Copani with a low kick.  Copani pulls himself up at the 7 count. Sheik goes on a roll and hits a series of suplexes on Copani, sending him rolling to the floor.  Copani decides that he's had enough and just bails, walking to the back with Woman and Jackie beside him.  The ref counts to 10 and declares the Iron Sheik as the winner.

Winner: THE IRON SHEIK

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is with Mark Copani and Woman.  Missy wants to know what just happened there.  Why did Copani walk out of the match?  Copani says that he's through with the whole "Muhammad Hassan" character and anything that was related to it.  The Iron Sheik situation was part of his past and he's not wasting his time on that anymore.  He's a Horseman now and he's focused on winning gold and making an impact.  He has no time for petty feuds with old men.  Let Sheik enjoy hsi moment in the spotlight.  He beat "Muhammad Hassan" by a count out.  Big deal!  Any more questions?  Copani and Woman glare at Missy and stalk off.

 

We go back to the ring and Ted DiBiase is set up for an edition of "The Money Pit".  His guest is the NEW NWA Woman's Champion, Sherri Martel.  Sherri comes out and does a brief promo, saying that winning the 4 corners match at the PPV proves that she's the best woman wrestler around.  Here comes Lisa "Ivory" Moretti. Sherri won the match and the title, but she didn't beat the champion.  Ivory wants her rematch... now!  Sherri says that she has too many things to do this week, so the answer is "No!".  Ivory slaps Sherri in the face and we end up with a catfight.  DiBiase and several referees seperate the two ladies.  While the refs calm Ivory, Sherri takes advantage of the distraction and nails Lisa Moretti across the head with the Women's Title belt.  The refs get between them again and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Schiavone informs us that for next week, Sherri Martel will be defending the Women's Championship against Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  We cut again to the back where The Blue Meanie is standing by with Disco Inferno, The Hollywood Blondes and Blackjack Mulligan.  All four men take turns ragging on Jim Cornette and his "army".  Mulligan mentions The Horsemen and their attack on his son, Barry Windham and himself last night at W.A.R.  He's not 100%, but their time is coming.  Tonight, he's finishing business with Steiner and Honky Tonk Man.  Meanie asks if they're ready to reveal who their two mystery partners are yet?  Lenny says to wait until the match and then everyone can find out.

 

Back to the ring and Gary Michael Capetta.

 

We see clips of Knobbs and Beefcake's attack on NWA Commissioner Harley Race at the "Bad Moon Rising" PPV and Schiavione mentions that Race ordered this match to take place.

 

BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart) versus ROBERT GIBSON & "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" JIMMY VALIANT

 

Valiant and Gibson storm the ring and quickly clear everyone out.  When the dust settles, it's Valiant and Gibson using quick tags and a mixture of Gibson's science and Valiant's brawling to maintain a strong advantage. Knobbs takes advantage of a Jimmy Hart distraction and catches Valiant with a low blow as we go to a commerical.

 

(commercial)

 

As we return, It's "pit city" for the Boogie Man and we see lots of clubbering and double-teaming by the two Hogan cronies.  Valiant fights back with a thumb to the eyes of Brutus and does the hot tag to Gibson. Gibson scores with dropkicks and clotheslines and seems to be in control.  Jimmy Hart is on the apron for the distraction and Gibson nails him with a hard shot to the head.  Knobbs nails Gibson with Jimmy Hart's megaphone that has been tossed in the ring.  Knobbs tosses the megaphone out of the ring and goes to nail Valiant in the corner.  Beefcake locks in a sleeper on the unconscious Gibson, but it's all academic as the ref calls for the bell.

Winners:  BRIAN KNOBBS & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart)

 

As the Hart family celebrates their victory, we see a shot of NWA Commissioner Harley Race standing in the back and watching a moniter.  Clearly, he's not happy about the end of this match.  He's approached by Joanie Laurer aka "Chyna Doll".  She apologizes and starts making excuses about her behavior at the PPV and last night at W.A.R.  It's just that having Sean Waltman around drives her crazy.  Harley stops her.  He doesn't want excuses.  She can suck it up and do something about Madusa and Sean Waltman or she can get back out of wrestling and leave the NWA.  He's heard all the excuses before and the next step is up to her.  Laurer watches as Race walks off.

 

(commercial)

 

We see shots of the "Godfather of Soul" James Brown and his entourage sitting at ringside enjoying the show. 

 

We go back to the dressing rooms where Missy Hyatt is standing by with Jim Cornette, The Midnight Express, Masked Superstar, Scott Steiner, Midajah & The Honky Tonk Man.  Cornette rags on Disco and talks about how he (Cornette) is the man who was the inspiration behind "Dirty Dancing".  He's got an army assembled and they're not taking any prisoners tonight.  HTM takes a few shots at Mulligan and the "Sissy Boys" as he refers to the Blondes, Lenny & Lodi.  Steiner gets on the mic and goes into a 'roid rage rant about the NWA, Disco & the Blondes, Mulligan and anyone else they want to bring in.  He's tired of crap and someone is getting hurt tonight.

 

We go to Gary Michael Cappeta at ringside where he makes introductions for the next match.

 

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH - THE OUTSIDERS (c)

versus

BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK

 

We see a video of last night at W.A.R. as Hall & Nash were both victims of attacks by the new "Horsemen".  The four men are introduced for the match and we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We join the match in progress as Hall and Clark are trading blows in the center of the ring.  Adams is tagged in and scores with several clotheslines and a big slam for two.  Nash breaks it up.  It's just a total pier-sixer as neither team is able to take the advantage for more than a few moments and neither is backing down a step.  We see Woman, Charlie Haas & Mark Copani come out to the rampway.  Hall and Nash appear distracted by the presence of the Horsemen who are just watching.  Clark levels Hall with a big clothesline that sends him flying to the floor where he goes hard into the ring barrier.  Hall appears to be out.  Nash is in, but quickly falls victim to the numbers game. He appears to be fighting back, but Kronik is just too much.  It's "High Times" for "Big Sexy" and Adams covers for the pin.

Winners and NEW NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - KRONIK

 

As Clark and Adams celebrate, Haas & Copani move down towards the ring, but quickly change their minds as they see Clark and Adams standing tall with their new titles and refusing to clear the way to allow access to the fallen Outsiders.  Hall pulls himself back into the ring and along with Nash, has a stare off with Kronik.  The two teams warily shake hands and hug in a sign of respect as we go to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see Hall and Nash confronting NWA Commissioner Harley Race during the break.  Race tells them to calm down and that next week, they'll have a match against the Horsemen.  Nash and Hall appear to be pacified by this and walk off from Race.

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

12 MAN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH:

BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, THE MASKED SUPERSTAR, "BIG POPPA PUMP" SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah), THE HONKY TONK MAN & JAMES E. CORNETTE

versus

THE DISCO INFERNO, LENNY LANE & LODI - THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES, BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & TWO MYSTERY PARTNERS. 

 

Disco and company call out their partners, MIKE ROTUNDO & KENDALL WINDHAM, the son-in-law and son respectively of Mulligan, and the group charges the ring and the match is on.  It's a brawl and pure chaos and the referee has his hands full trying to keep a semblence of order.  The first man eliminated is LODI as he falls victim to a quick roll and handful of tights by Honky Tonk Man.  Honky is the next man out as Mulligan pins him after a suplex.  Next out are Eaton and Rotundo who are both counted out as they brawl on the outside of the ring.  Cornette is doing his best to stay away from everyone and not get involved in the carnage.  Kendall is next as Scott Steiner scores with a frankensteiner for a pin.  Cornette gets a shot at Disco Inferno with the tennis racket and Stan Lane takes advantage to get the pin.  Disco is eliminated.  It's down to Lenny Lane & Mulligan versus Scott Steiner, Stan Lane, and Jim Cornette.  We go to commerical.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see that during the break, Stan Lane was eliminated by a clothesline by Mulligan and a roll-up by Lenny.  Steiner takes advantage and nails Lenny to pin him.  Lenny is gone and it's down to Mulligan versus Steiner and Cornette.  Mulligan fights Steiner and appears to have matters in hand.  Midajah is up on the apron and slaps Mulligan.  Cornette tries to nail Mulligan with the tennis racket, but Mulligan grabs Cornette before he can swing and nails him.  Midajah grabs the referee so he can't see and Steiner nails Mulligan from behind with the tennis racket that Cornette has just dropped when Mulligan hit him.  Mulligan goes down and Steiner tells Cornette to "cover him".  Cornette covers and gets the pin.

Winners:  JIM CORNETTE & SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)

 

We go to the back where NWA World Champion Sting is standing with Missy Hyatt.   Sting talks about "Macho Man" Randy Savage  and his title defense tonight.  Savage is a friend - he's been a foe  - and he's tough. Sting is the champ and likes being the champ.  He didn't beat Vader in a cage two days ago at the PPV to lose the title this quickly.  He tells Savage to "do your best" because it's showtime, folks!

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and it's time for Gary Michael Capetta.

 

NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

STING (c) versus "MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE

 

Both men start off with wrestling, but it quickly goes into a brawl as Savage uses hard fists to get an early advantage. Sting fights back with chops and begins to take shots at the leg of the "Macho Man". Savage fends off the attack and nails Sting with a clothesline that sends Sting to the floor as we head to a commercial.

 

(commerical)

 

We come back and Sting has control of Savage with a chinlock.  Randy uses elbows to escape and levels Sting with a huge slam.  Savage to the top and he scores with the big elbow.  A cover, but it's only for two as Sting makes the ropes.  Savage keeps control and clubs away at Sting. Savage goes for a suplex, but Sting reverses into a scorpion death drop DDT.  Sting has his second wind and tosses Savage into the corner.  Stinger splash and it's time for the Scorpion Deathlock.  Savage counters by rolling Sting up into a cradle for two.  Sting counters by shifting his weight and hanging on to roll over on top of Savage.  The ref does a quick count and Sting has gotten the pin on Savage.

Winner and still Champion:  STING

 

We're out of time as Schiavone quickly plugs the matches already signed for next week with Sherri Martel defending the Women's title against Lisa Moretti and Hall & Nash versus The Horsemen.  See you next week.

 

THE END!