NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (December 11, 2005)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

December 11, 2005

Civic Center

Charleston, West Virginia

 

Disclaimer:  Unfortunately, it's just fantasy.

 

We open up the show with announcers Tony Schiavone & Dutch Mantel at ringside. Schiavone announces that later in the show, NWA Commissioner Harley Race has a big announcement about the upcoming NWA PPV, Seasons Beatings, that will affect the entire NWA.  Plus tonight, in a hardcore match, "Nasty Boy" Brian Knobbs will take on Vampiro.  And the team of Kronik will take on two members of the Horsemen, Arn Anderson & Sean O'Haire.    Plus, we'll have an update on the condition of Kevin Nash, who's leg was injured by the Horsemen at the end of NWA W.A.R. just a couple of days ago.  It's a big show.  Time to go to the ring and Gary Michael Capetta.

 

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE versus THE BLUE MEANIE & "ROCK & ROLL EXPRESS" ROBERT GIBSON

 

The two veterans and Hall of Famers are a unique team and Mantel talks about the long history dating back over twenty years between these two men - Mulligan and Valentine, both as friends and foes.  Valentine beats on the Meanie with rugged forearms and clubbing blows.  Several elbows and a tag to Mulligan.  Jack slams Meanie and tosses him to the floor.  Gibson is tagged in and he rattles Mulligan with some dropkicks, but to no avail as Jack is just too big to knock off his feet.  Clothesline by Mulligan and Valentine tags in.  Several elbows to the leg and Valentine locks in the figure four.  Gibson is forced to tap.

Winners:  Blackjack Mulligan & Greg Valentine

 

We see Harley Race headed towards the ring.  He doesn't look happy.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing in the middle of the ring with the NWA Commissioner Harley Race.  Race has several matters to address. 

 

The first one is Kevin Nash.  Race has spoken to Nash's doctors and Kevin's knee will require surgery.  Therefore, there is no way that Nash will be able to team with Scott Hall at the Seasons Beatings PPV on the 20th of December.  We see video of the Horsemen ambush and attack on Kevin Nash from the most recent edition of NWA W.A.R.  Harley has talked to Scott Hall and informed him that he can choose any wrestler he'd like to be his partner and take Nash's place in the Fatal-4-Way Tag Match for the Tag Team Championship at the PPV.  Hall will be out later to let the fans know who his partner will be.

 

And secondly, this is what Race hates, but after talking to the investors behind the N.W.A. - some fat needs to be trimmed off the roster.  There are just too many wrestlers currently under contract to the N.W.A.  So at the PPV, there will be the first ever "Pink Slip Battle Royal" where  the first eight men eliminated from the Battle Royal, by being tossed over the top rope and having both feet touch the floor, will have their contracts with the NWA terminated.  The wrestlers who are currently involved in matches already signed for the PPV have nothing to worry about, but for the rest of the active roster, it will be a battle to survive and keep their jobs.  The men who will be in this "Pink Slip Battle Royal" will be announced next week on the Danger Zone - the last edition of N.W.A. wrestling before the PPV.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see Disco Inferno, Lenny Lane & Lodi in the back talking about the Battle Royal and Race's announcement.  They don't like what they just heard.  Disco talks about his match later tonight against Christian Cage.  Disco feels he has to win so he won't be part of the Battle Royal. 

 

We cut to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with the NWA Woman's Champion, Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  Missy asks Lisa about the Battle Royal and Lisa says that since she's the NWA Women's Champion, she should be immune.  But she's already talked to Harley Race and for now, the Women's Division is safe from the pink slips because Harley wants to build up a strong Women's Division for the company.  Tonight, Lisa defends the title against Luna Vachon.  They've done this dance before and tonight, it's just one more time that will end just as all the others did, with Ivory keeping her title.

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta..

 

BRUTUS BEEFCAKE (with Jimmy Hart) versus STAN LANE (with Jim Cornette)

 

Cornette and Hart both take turns with the mic and bash each other.  It ends up in a shoving match between the two mouthy managers and Lane & Beefcake are forced to step inbetween their two advisors to stop things from getting out of control.  Lane, taking advantage of the confusion, levels Beefcake with several martial arts kicks to the gut and starts clubbering away on Beefcake.  Suplex by Stan for two.  Beefcake kicks out and rips at the eyes of "Sweet" Stan.  Slam and chinlock.  Neckbreaker by Beefcake for two as Cornette puts Lane's foot on the ropes.  Beefcake puts Lane in the corner and pummels him with fists and kicks.  Lane fights back with kicks and chops, but misses a dropkick.  Beefcake locks in the "Goodnight Irene" sleeper and Lane slowly goes out.  Cornette tries to get involved, but Jimmy Hart cuts him off.  The ref checks Lane's hand three times and declares Beefcake the winner.

Winner:  Brutus Beefcake (with Jimmy Hart)

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - Kronik.  Tonight, they face two of the Horsemen in Arn Anderson and Sean O'Haire.  Kronik knows the deal.  The Horsemen want to take out Kronik tonight like they did Nash last week to help save the tag titles at the PPV.  The Horsemen are scared.  But they'd better get over it - because no one knows more about taking out people and causing pain than Kronik.  And the Horsemen can do their worst tonight because it won't be enough.  And at the PPV, Kronik is taking back the World Tag Team titles.  As for tonight, someone will be feeling some 'high times" because it's all about Kronik!

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

HARDCORE MATCH

"NASTY BOY" BRIAN KNOBBS versus VAMPIRO

 

Schiavone mentions that the two managers, Jim Cornette and Jimmy Hart, have been barred from ringside for this match.  Vampiro and Knobbs immediately lock up in the ring and begin to brawl.  Vamp scores the first shot with a chair from the ringside area and then levels Knobbs with a trashcan lid.  Knobbs fights back with a street sign and a kendo stick that he pulled out from under the ring.  Vampiro manages to kick the sign back into Knobbs face and busts Knobbs over with a stiff kick to the kisser.  Chairshot by Vampiro and then the "Nail in the Coffin" and Vampiro gets the pin.

Winner: Vampiro

 

We go the back and see Luna Vachon warming up.  She's headed to the ring to face the Women's Champion... next

 

(commercial)

 

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

LISA "IVORY" MORETTI versus LUNA VACHON

 

Another great outing by both of these talented ladies as they mix science and brawling to put on a great back and forth match with neither lady able to maintain the advantage for long.  Luna hits a backbreaker and clothesline.  Suplex by Luna and she gets two.  Luna argues with the referee and whips Lisa into the corner.  Luna charges in, but Moretti moves out of the way.  Lisa rolls up Luna into a small package as the referee counts three. 

Winner & still champion: Lisa "Ivory" Moretti

 

Missy Hyatt is backstage with Madusa and Sean Waltman.  What about Joanie Laurer's mystery partner at the PPV - the one she identified as "Paul".  Any thoughts.

Waltman goes on the rant about how Laurer is psycho.  There is no "Paul".  Waltman has spoken to the only "Paul" it could be and has been assured that it's not him.  Waltman doesn't know what kind of games Laurer is trying to play, but the psycho shouldn't be trying to play mind games when she's so unprepared.  Madusa says that at the PPV, Laurer can bring whoever she wants - because this is all ending.. and Waltman and Madusa can be happy together without the baggage of Waltman's past mistakes coming back to bother them.

 

(commercial)

 

Time to go to Rich Landrum and the Season's Beatings Control Center.  Landrum plugs the upcoming NWA Seasons Beatings PPV coming up on December 20th from the Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.  It's the NWA's biggest PPV to date.  Here are the matches signed so far for the show...

 

NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

STING (c) versus CHRISTIAN CAGE

 

CAGE MATCH - THE IRON SHEIK versus MARK COPANI

 

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

SEAN WALTMAN & MADUSA versus JOANIE "CHYNA DOLL" LAURER & MYSTERY PARTNER (Paul)

 

FATAL 4-WAY DANCE FOR THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES

SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (c) versus KRONIK versus MIKE ROTUNDO & BARRY WINDHAM versus SCOTT HALL & ?????

 

MASKED SUPERSTAR versus VAMPIRO

(If Superstar wins, he gets five minutes in the ring with Jim Cornette)

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

ARN ANDERSON (c) versus MIKE AWESOME

 

PINK SLIP BATTLE ROYAL - The first eight men eliminated will be fired from the NWA. - Names to be announced at a later date...

 

Landrum plugs the PPV again and wishes all the fans Happy Holidays from everyone here at the NWA. 

 

(commercial)

 

Michael P.S. Hayes is with Arn Anderson, Sean O'Haire, Woman & Mark Copani - The Horsemen.  Hayes inquires about the remaining Horsemen, Miss Jackie and Charlie Haas.  Woman mentions that they decided to fly to Vagas for the weekend for an appearance. Tonight, phase two begins.  The Horsemen have already taken out their biggest threat in the Outsiders.  Nash is haivng surgery on the leg and won't be back.  And Hall, without Nash to keep him straight, is no match for the Horsemen.  And tonight, it's Kronik.  Adams & Clark are two tough guys and in other times and situations, they'd be valued allies.  But it's about the titles right now and keeping the gold belts in the Horsemen stable.  So if that means that someone has to be hurt, so be it.  Nothing personal - just business.  O'Haire talks about respect - and how both Clark & Adams helped him learn the business back in the day.  But now, he's moved on - he's a Horseman.. and it's all about keeping the titles.. at any price.  They've got to finish getting ready for their match.

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta...

 

DISCO INFERNO versus CHRISTIAN CAGE

 

Great openings by both men - Disco does some dancing and Christian breaks out a few "5 second poses" for the peeps.  The match begins and we have a lot of great back and forth action mixed with a lot of compedy spots as both men really know how to excite the crowd.  Disco decides to dance.  Christian dances too - and we have the two men dancing in stereo in a hilarious spot.  Disco lets his guard down and Christian nails him with a neckbreaker.  Unprettier and the pin.

Winner: CHRISTIAN CAGE

 

(commercial)

 

Cue Gary Michael Capetta - it's time for the main event...

 

The men are in the ring when an image appears on the Titantron. It's Scott Hall.  He says that the Horsemen may have gotten to Big Kev, but they can't keep a good man down and Nash will be back... and out for Horsemen blood.  As for the PPV, Hall was told by Harley Race that he can have any partner he chooses.  Well, Hall searched long and Hall searched hard for a partner - and then, in a small bar in Tampa, there he was - someone who is just as cool and can party just as hard as "The Bad Guy"...  The camera pans and we see Hall's new partner for the PPV - and see a big grin.  It's "Dancing" Stevie Richards.  Richards and Hall embrace and look directly at the camera - see you at the PPV!

 

ARN ANDERSON & SEAN O'HAIRE (with Woman) - THE HORSEMEN versus BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK

 

Kronik take advantage of the Horsemen's reaction to this new bit of news by attacking the Horsemen at the bell and sending Anderson to the floor, pounding away at O'Haire. Lots of quick tags and double-teaming as the Kronik seems intent to inflict serious pain and agony on the back of O'Haire.  A double-clothesline by Clark & Adams sends O'Haire to the floor.  Woman and Arn rush to the side of their comrade to regroup and we go to a commercial break.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Arn has Adams trapped in an armbar.  We see footage of what happened during the break as the Horsemen managed to get the advantage on the outside, sending Adams into the ringspot on his arm and shoulder.  Anderson slams Adams on the arm and tags back in O'Haire.  Double-teaming in the corner by the Horsemen.  Adams fights back and delivers a DDT to O'Haire before tagging off to Clark.  Clark is on fire and levels everyone with clotheslines.  Fists and it's time for the pumphandle slam on O'Haire.  Adams cuts off Anderson and Clark scores.  The two Kronik guys team up and it's "high times" for O'Haire.  Clark covers and gets the pin.

Winners:  KRONIK

 

Here comes Mark Copani to the ring with a chair.  He levels both members of Kronik from behind and then Anderson & O'Haire join in as they kick and stomp away at the fallen Adams & Clark.  The crowd erupts as Scott Hall & Stevie Richards hit the ring from through the audience.  Stevie nails Copani with a Stevie-kick and sends him flying to the floor.  Hall clotheslines Anderson to the outside as well.  Clark and Adams have recovered enough and give another "high times" to O'Haire before kicking him to the floor.  The Horsemen beat a hasty retreat as the Kronik team and the Stevie Richards - Scott Hall team eye each other warily before shaking hands as the show ends.

 

The end...