NWA Danger Zone Wrestling
January 22, 2006
Pittsburgh, PA
Mellon Arena
Disclaimer: It's all fantasy and not real! I wish it was real, but then again, I also wish Juvi was the "boy next door". Too sad!
We open up the show with Tony Schiavone and Dutch Mantell at ringside. It's another big show and we're just 4 days away from the big NWA PPV, "Thunder & Lightning" coming from Las Vegas, Nevada. Things are really on fire in the NWA and there is a big main event tonight as the NWA World Champion Christian Cage teams with Disco Inferno to take on Scott Steiner & Andrew "Test" Martin. And so much more. Let's start off with action as we go to ring announcer David Penzer..
BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)
versus
RON SIMMONS & BUTCH REED - DOOM
Cornette gets on the mic and cuts loose with a rant on DOOM, the NWA, tag team wrestling, and anything else he can think of. Cornette is fired up and thinks the world is conspiring against himself and the Midnight Express. He's tired of games and wants action. Simmons and Reed hit the ring and immediately go after Lane & Eaton as Cornette rolls to the floor to get away from the wrestlers. Simmons pounds away at Lane and slams him hard to the mat for two. Tag to Reed and a double-team by DOOM. Lane fights back with the martial arts and manages to tag Eaton. Eaton throws the lefts and sends Reed reeling. Slam and a big neckbreaker. Eaton goes up to the top, but Simmons interferes and pushes Eaton to the mat. Reed stomps Eaton and tags in Ron. Ron with clotheslines on Eaton and Lane who has entered the ring. Ron picks up Eaton and delivers a big powerslam. Reed cuts off Lane with a clothesline. The ref counts and Simmons manages to get the pin.
Winners: RON SIMMONS & BUTCH REED - DOOM!
We go backstage and see Greg Valentine sitting in the dressing room talking to several other wrestlers. They're telling stories about the past and Valentine is just finishing up a story about Blackjack Mulligan. Barry Windham happens by and doesn't hear the conversation, but just hears Mulligan's name and lots of laughs from the wrestlers. He wants to know what is so funny. Greg tries to explain that he was just telling a story about the old days and Windham takes exception to his dad being the punch line and feels he's being disrespected. Valentine tells him to watch it. BJM is his friend and tag team partner and Valentine isn't disrespecting anyone. Some harsh words are exchanged and the men look ready to rumble. NWA Co-Commissioner Harley Race is walking by and steps in. If Valentine and Windham have problems - take it to the ring. Valentine asks Windham if that's what he wants to do - have a match? Windham says "yeah!". Valentine smiles and says that he'll see Barry in the ring and walks off.
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We come back and Ted DiBiase is in the ring with an edition of "The Money Pit". DiBiase introduces his guest, Lodi. Lodi comes to the ring and talks for a moment about how his life has been in an uproar since his friend and partner, Lenny Lane was fired at the Seasons Beatings PPV last month. But Lodi has found support - a "coalition of friends" if you will. And he wants to bring them out now - Lodi introduces his new "team" - The Rainbow Coalition. A rocking new version of the song "Over The Rainbow" echoes throughout the arena as Lodi brings out former WCW star Kwee Wee and former WWE superstar Rico. The three men hug and say a new day is coming to the NWA. They have united into a union of sorts to spread love and harmony all throughout the NWA. And if they can't spread the love, then they'll just kick some ass! Lodi gets back on the mic and says that the group is strong and together, but they need a leader. And he might not be able to wrestle right now, because of the "Pink Slip Battle Royal" stipulation, but he can still manage other wrestlers. Please welcome the new manager of "The Rainbow Coalition", Mr. Lenny Lane. Lenny comes out and says that he will be refered to as "Mr. Lane" from now on. He's the manager for Lodi, Rico & Kwee Wee and no one will be able to stop them - because they are "family". And tonight, they plan to show the entire NWA just what they can do. Tonight, the NWA will have to "taste the rainbow" and we're not talking about skittles.
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Cue ring announcer David Penzer...
KWEE WEE, RICO & LODI - THE RAINBOW COALITION (managed by Mr. Lane)
versus
HECTOR GARZA, LA PARKA & SILVER KING
A very quick paced with lots of action. Kwee Wee takes a beating from La Parka until the temper flares and he gets mad. As we all know, don't make Kwee Wee mad. He unloads some punches and tags in Rico who uses the kicks and martial arts to keep control. Silver King & Garza both use the high flying impact moves to keep it moving and Garza hits an amazing corkscrew plunge from the top to the floor, taking out Rico, Kwee Wee, Lodi and Mr. Lane. In the end, Lodi scores with a big superplex on La Parka. Rather than cover the masked man and pick up the pin, he gets a hug from Mr. Lane on the apron. After getting his hug, he turns around and walks into a inside cradle by Parka, The ref counts and the lucharodes get the pin over the Rainbow Coalition.
Winners: LA PARKA, HECTOR GARZA & SILVER KING..
We go to the back and some of the Horsemen, Charlie Haas, Sean O'Haire & Miss Jackie are standing by with Michael P.S. Hayes. They're tired of wrestling Kronik in this "Best of 7 series" and think they should have their tag team titles back now since the Horsemen lead the series 3 - 2. NWA Co_Commissioner Harley Race steps into the scene. He's ready to see other teams in contention for the World Tag Team titles as well, so at the PPV, it will be the end of the series between Kronik and The Horsemen. Since there are still potentially 2 matches left, this will be a "2 out of 3 falls" match. If the Horsemen win the first fall, they win the series 4 - 2. But if Kronik wins the first fall, the series is tied and they go for sudden death. And the winning team wins the tag team titles. Kronik is here now as Brian Adams & Bryan Clark step into the picture. This match is fine with them because they plan on beating Haas & O'Haire's asses. But they do have a favor to ask. Ban everyone from ringside to prevent interference. Race agrees and says that no one will allowed to interfere in this match and will be banned from ringside. The Horsemen start to complain, but Race tells them to "shut it!" If they're so great, they don't need anyone else so now they can prove it. Kronik laughs and walks off as does Race. Haas & O'Haire are mumbling and angry as we fade to commercial..
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Cue David Penzer..
THE MASKED SUPERSTAR versus MIKE ROTUNDO
Both men kind of nod and shake hands in a sign of respect as the bell rings. They circle warily and Rotundo moves in, taking out the leg of the Superstar. A quick takedown and Rotundo locks in stepover toehold. Schiavone and Mantell at ringside are putting over the amatuer skills of Rotundo as well as discussing the segment from before the break. Kronik has their work cut out for them, beating the Horsemen two falls straight. Schiavone agrees, but says that if anyone can do it, it's Clark & Adams. In the ring, Superstar has capitalized on a Rotundo mistake and scores with a neckbreaker. Rotundo reverses a whip and goes for the airplane spin. Star shifts his weight and reverses the move into a backwards DDT, sending Rotundo crashing hard to the mat. Superstar locks in the cobra clutch and after a few moments, Rotundo is forced to tap.
Winner: MASKED SUPERSTAR
We see Scott Hall in the back, talking to Stevie Richards. He's headed towards the ring because he has something to say.
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We come back and SCOTT HALL has come down to ringside. He gets the mic and says that he's been thinking. We're just a few days away from a big PPV and he's not on the show. What are the promoters thinking? So Hall has an idea. He thinks he should be wrestling Arn Anderson and challenging for the NWA North American Championship. Big pop from the crowd as Hall makes the challenge. So it's time for a little survey for the fans. Do they want to see a washed-up, bald headed, two-bit jackass like Double-A as the champion, or...... do they want to see a sleek and slick latino lover, "the bad guy" as their North American Champion? (Big pop) Suirvey says, one more for the bad guy...
Here comes Arn Anderson & Woman on to the rampway. Arn has the mic. Arn snaps on Hall and says that Hall had better be careful what he asks for because he just might get it. Arn says he's surprised that Hall has the guts or coherence to challenge anyone to anything except for maybe a game of quarters at the bar. Arn accepts the challenge and says that Hall had better be on his game and ready to go at the PPV because he's going to learn first hand why Arn is "The Enforcer" and why Arn is a "Horseman"... Hall mocks Arn and plays at being scared at Arn's words as we fade off to another commercial..
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Cue David Penzer...
BARRY WINDHAM versus GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
It's old school style as Windham & Valentine trade armbars and hammerlocks to start. Windham scores with a shoulderblock and Valentine gives as good as he gets with a shoulder of his own. Valentine with chops in the corner and a suplex. Windham with elbows and plants Greg with a DDT. It's back and forth as neither man can sustain an advantage for long. Finally, Barry scores with clothesline and goes for the figure-four on Valentine. Valentine catches Windham and rolls him up into a ball with a cradle. Greg manages to grab a handful of tights to keep the extra leverage and the referee counts three.
Winner: GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
Windham complains to the referee as Valentine raises his arms in victory. We cut to the back where Michael P.S Hayes is standing by with Missy Hyatt. Missy has a street fight tonight with Luna Vachon. Missy says that she's not just another pretty face. She's learned from the best and proved that last week when she used a chain to bust Luna up. Missy says that Luna may belong in the streets since she's a ho', but tonight, it's Missy who will be coming out as the top lady in this war... Here comes Luna from out of nowhere and she attacks Missy. The brawl is on and it's all backstage for now as we fade to commercial...
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STREET FIGHT
MISSY HYATT versus LUNA VACHON
We come back and Luna & Missy are in the crowd fighting as hard as any two men ever have, exchanging chops and slaps. They work their way to the ring as Missy tosses Luna over the ring barrier by her hair. Missy uses a t-shirt to choke Luna as she pulls her into the ring. Kicks and Missy scores with a face-first DDT in the ring. Missy covers for two. Missy tosses Luna to the floor and follows, going over to the announce table and moving moniters. Missy grabs Luna and pulls her up on to the announce table. Missy is going for a DDT on the table, but Luna reverses into a backdrop and Missy crashes hard on to the table. Luna is slow to get up, but grabs Missy and tosses her into the ringpost face first. Luna rolls Missy back into the ring. Missy is busted open and bleeding. Luna smiles as she see's the blood and scores with a big neckbreaker. A cover and Luna gets the pin.
Winner: LUNA VACHON
Luna smiles and shreiks and raises her arms in victory as the referee and EMT's come to ringside to tend to the bloody and fallen Missy Hyatt.
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As we come back, we see Missy being loaded into an ambulance backstage. We cut to Michael P.S Hayes who is standing by with Scott Steiner & Test. Steiner is in rare form as he cuts loose on the NWA Champion Christian Cage about their match at "Thunder & Lightning"... It might be Cage's type of match - a "TLC", but Steiner will still beat his ass and take home the World title. Test talks for a moment and says that his opponent for the PPV, Disco Inferno is a joke. Test says that he'll beat Disco like a dog and just like the music died in the seventies, Disco will be dead! Tonight is the beginning and at the PPV, Disco & Christian are going down!
We go back to the ring and it's NWA Co-Commissioner Juventud Guerrera in the ring. Juvi gets on the mic and says that at the PPV, it's a gauntlet match to determine who will be the 1rst NWA Cruiserweight Champion. Eight men will draw numbers. # 1 will wrestle # 2 and when that match has a winner, # 3 will come down and so on - until one man is left. That's the new Champion. Juvi wants to announce who the eight men will be. He signals Penzer to announce the men as they all come to the ring.
Penzer gets the mic. The eight men in the Cruiserweight Gauntlet will be...
YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI... KWEE WEE... KAZ HAYASHI.... EVAN KARAGIAS... "PRIMETIME" ELIX SKIPPER... BILLY KIDMAN.... and JEFF HARDY...
The seven wrestlers fill the ring and are all eyeing each other and acknowledging the big pops from the fans. Penzer realizes that it's only seven names on the list and questions Juvi. Juvi hands Penzer a card with the name of the 8th man in the match... JUVENTUD GUERRERA.... Juvi has placed himself into the Gauntlet match for the PPV. We go to a commercial as the wrestlers file out of the ring and head towards the back.
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We come back and go to Rich Landrum standing by with the "Thunder & Lightning PPV Control Center". The matches are set for the PPV and it will be coming up on January 26, 2006 from Las Vegas, NV. Landrum runs down the matches signed for the card (coming up shortly) and plugs the big event one more time. The main event is coming up next...
(commercial)
CHRISTIAN CAGE & DISCO INFERNO versus SCOTT STEINER & ANDREW "TEST" MARTIN
A total brawl and utter chaos from start to finish. Steiner beats down Disco with clubbing forearms and a big suplex. Disco hits the neckbreaker before hot-tagging Cage who nails Scotty with clotheslines and a big slam. Test catches Cage from the outside with a knee and tags in, pounding away on the champ. Lots of double-teaming on Cage by Steiner & Test as they keep Cage on their side of the ring and beat him unmercifully. Several two counts by Steiner, but Cage keeps kicking out. Steiner misses a clothesline and he and Cage collide in the ring. Both men are down. Cage tags Disco while Steiner tags in Test. Fists are exchanged and Disco scores with the neckbreaker. He signals for his finisher, but gets clubbed from behind by Steiner. Cage is back in the ring and sends Steiner to the floor with a clothesline. Cage follows Steiner. Disco is stunned in the ring and turns around into the boot by Test. Big kick to the head and Test covers to get the pin.
Winners: TEST & SCOTT STEINER
Cage checks on Disco as Steiner & Test raise their arms in victory outside the ring. Steiner signals that he plans on winning the belt and illustrates a belt around his waist as we fade to black...
The End!!!
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