NWA Danger Zone Wrestling (January 8, 2006)

NWA Danger Zone Wrestling

January 8, 2006

Tampa, FL

Sun Dome

 

Please excuse this edition of DZW being a couple of days late.  Between work and a certain someone who shall remain nameless - I haven't had much free time over the past couple of days.  But I'm trying to get caught up.

 

Disclaimer:  It's all fantasy and not the real thing.  If it was real, Vince would be sueing me by now.  Hang on a sec! My lawyer is on the phone...lol.  : )

 

We open up the show and we have a live three piece Mexican band standing in the middle of the ring, complete with sombraros, maracas, and the funky little guitars.  They're just playing away.  Tony Schiavone and Dutch Mantell are dressed in parkas and sombraros and welcome us to the show.  There's a new Sheriff in town - or a new "Co-Commissioner" if you will - and tonight, he's throwing a party to celebrate.

 

Here comes Co-Commisioner Juventud Guerrera to the ring, accompanied by three very busty and scantily clad mamacitas. Juvi gets on the mic and says that the party is just starting.  He's the boss and along with Harley Race, runs the NWA.  Race is old school and boring - but "The Juice" is here to liven things up.  He has a big announcement for the upcoming "Thunder & Lighting PPV" coming up on January 26.  Juvi is looking out for the smaller men - the cruiserweights - and at the PPV, a brand new NWA Cruiserweight Champion will be crowned.  As for tonight, Juvi plans to party and celebrate with the mamacitas.  De' Juice is in the house! 

 

Here comes VADER storming the ring.  Juvi quickly moves to hide behind one of the mamacitas as Vader grabs a mic and bellows. Last week on DZW, he and Muta were screwed by Scott Hall & Stevie Richards and cheated out of a big win.  Vader is PO'ed and wants to know what Juvi is going to do about it.  Juvi tells Vader to calm down and have a drink.  Come join the party in the back.  No go because Vader just wants to hurt someone.  Juvi says that OK then.... Vader can wrestle Scott Hall later tonight.  And he can choose the match.  Vader says OK and storms back off.  Juvi breathes a sigh of relief at surviving his first test as Commissioner and hugs the mamacitas.  We go to commercial...

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Schiavone informs us that Juvi has the party going backstage and we'll be go back and forth to the backstage area from time to time to keep up with things. 

 

We see a video package of the history and matches between The Iron Sheik and Horseman Mark Copani.  We see Arn Anderson informing Copani that he's on thin ice and Arn says that he'll take care of the Iron Sheik problem himself..  Back to live action.

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

ARN ANDERSON (with WOMAN) versus THE IRON SHEIK

 

Arn gets on the mic before the match and says that he's giving the Iron Sheik a chance right now to just quit - walk out of the NWA and pro wrestling, because if he doesn't, Arn is going to hurt him badly and end his career tonight.  Sheik plays as if he's considering Arn's comments and looks as if he's going to leave.  But he turns and kicks Arn in the gut as the bell rings and the match is on.  Sheik is in early control with lots of suplexes.  Arn is rattled, but fights back with lefts anda big DDT from out of nowhere.  Kicks and stomps by Arn and he tosses Sheik to the floor. Woman is there to claw and rip at the eyes of the Iranian superstar and Sheik is blinded.  Arn attacks again and puts Sheik into the ringspost, busting him open as we cut to commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

Back in the ring as the onslaught continues - the Sheik is blinded by blood gushing from his forehead and is helpless as Arn picks his shots with lefts and kicks.  Finally, Sheik manages to score with another suplex for two, but Woman grabs Arn's leg and puts it on the ropes to break it up.   Sheik tries for another suplex, but Arn counters with the DDT again.  Arn sets up Sheik and scores with the brainbuster to get the three count and pin as Sheik is unable to continue.

Winner:  ARN ANDERSON

 

Arn waves to the back and here comes Mark Copani, Charlie Haas & Sean O'Haire - The Horsemen.  A big four-on-one beatdown takes place until the ring fills up with agents and referees who manage to get the bloody and beaten Iron Sheik away from the bloodthirsty Horsemen.  Woman raises Arn's arm in victory and he holds his North American Championship belt high as we cut to a commercial.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and go to Michael P.S. Hayes who is in the back at Juvi's "Fiesta"...  We see a Limbo Contest going on and are treated to a great shot of Christy Hemme going under the bar.  Hayes talks to Scott Hall who is standing by with a lei around his neck.  Hall laughs about Vader being upset and says that when Vader gets mad, he's like a big old bull.  Stevie Richards interjects that Vader is more like a big fat cow than a bull.  Hall says that "the fat cow" gets mad and makes dumb mistakes like challenging him.  The kind of match doesn't matter because, as always, Vader will screw up and fall on his fat ass.. and then Scott will pick him up, slam him down and get the win...like always.  Richards interjects with a "We'll show you!  You'll see!"  Scott just laughs at his partner and says, "Hey yo!"  Now, they're going back to the party.  And Scott tells Vader that he'll see him later in the ring.

 

We cut now to a clip of the ill-fated tag team pairing of Lodi and Jimmy valiant last week as they lost a match to Tommy Rich and Doug Gilbert.  After the match, they both blamed the other for the loss and ended up arguing.

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

LODI  versus JIMMY "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" VALIANT

 

Lodi attacks Valiant as he enters the ring with punches and kicks.  A big knee by Lodi and he gets two.  Valiant fights back with punches and kicks and rips at the eyes of Lodi.  A slam by Valiant and he whips Lodi into the ropes, catching him with the elbow.  Big elbow drop by Valiant and it's over, just like that.

Winner:  JIMMY VALIANT

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with NWA World Champion Christian Cage, Disco Inferno & The Masked Superstar.  We see clips of the attack last week by Vampiro and the Midnight Express on Cage and have Superstar and Disco making the save.  Back to now and all three men are laughing and smiling.  The Midnight Express are old men and Vampiro is a makeup wearing freak.  They're letting Cornette write checks that they can't cash and will be paying for it with their ass tonight.  The subject moves to partying and Disco talks about how all the mamacitas at the fiesta are just begging to see him dance.  Christian calls Disco a dreamer and says that from what he's observed, Superstar is the big ladies man.  Star talks about wearing the mask to keep the ladies from swarming him too much.  Just lots of fun and cutting up.  Christian closes by saying that he, Superstar and Disco are winners.  He's the champ and nothing that Cornette, Vampiro, or anyone else does will change that.  Because that's how they roll!

 

As Christian & Co. walk off, Missy spies Molly Holly standing over to the side and goes to talk to her while still on camera.  Before Missy can talk to Molly, Luna Vachon and Sherri Martel step in and start snapping on both Molly and Missy, calling them the "losers squad".  Sherri asks Molly when was the last time she actually won a match?  Luna interjects that Missy doesn't even wrestle anymore - she just sleeps around like a trashy whore to keep her job.  Missy and Molly are quickly fed up and tear into Luna & Sherri.  Agents storm the scene to break the ladies up.  Here is NWA Co-Commissioner Harley Race.  If the ladies want to fight, take it to the ring... now!

 

(commercial)

 

LUNA VACHON & SHERRI MARTEL versus MISSY HYATT & MOLLY HOLLY

 

We join the match in progress as the ladies are already in the ring and brawling away.  Missy proves very quickly that she can still go as she pounds away at Sherri with her fists.  Luna sends Molly to the floor and nails Missy in the back with a knee.  Sherri and Luna double-team Missy and work her over in the corner.  Missy fights back and scores with a DDT on Luna.  Missy crawls to the corner and tags in Molly who is hot and on fire with clotheslines and kicks to both Sherri and Luna.  Hard whip to the corner for Luna and Molly hits the Molly-Go-Round.  Molly goes for the pin, but Sherri breaks it up.  Missy is back in and takes Sherri to the floor with a clothesline.  Molly picks up Luna for a suplex, but Luna pulls a piece of chain from out of her tights and pops Molly in the head.  Molly is down and Luna covers for the pin.

Winners:  SHERRI MARTEL & LUNA VACHON

 

We go back now to the back and the Juvi-Fiesta.  Juvi is greeting old friends La Parka & Hector Garza who just arrived.  Butch Reed approaches Juvi and wants a word.  He and Ron Simmons are former tag team champions and Butch thinks that Doom should get a shot at the tag team champions.  Juvi says that the belts are curently in limbo while Kronik and the Horsemen do the "Best of 7" series.  Reed complains that he and Simmons don't get any respect from Harley Race or the NWA and want to know what Juvi is going to do about it.  Juvi says he respects everyone - and if they beat someone of note, he'll see what he can do to get them a title shot for the tag belts once the champions are determined.  Reed asks who Juvi wants them to beat?  "How about us?" comes a voice from off camera.  It's Barry Windham & Mike Rotundo.  How about DOOM versus Windham & Rotundo and the winner gets the first shot at either Kronik or the Horsemen?  Juvi likes that idea and Reed agrees.  Later tonight, the match happens.  Reed and Windham glare at each other before Reed walks off to find Ron Simmons...

 

(commercial)

 

We see a video promo highlighting the next big NWA PPV - "NWA Thunder & Lightning" coming on January 26th from Las Vagas, Nevada...

 

Michael P.S.Hayes is with Jim Cornette, the Midnight Express and Vampiro.  Cornette is on a roll as he rants about Disco, Superstar, and Christian Cage and what he and his militia plan to do in the main event tonight.  Cornette vows that he'll have the last laugh when his team wins and then he tells Hayes to "get a haircut" before walking off...

 

We go to the ring where Vader is standing by.  He's decided about the match with Hall for tonight will be a Strap Match....  Vader calls out Scott Hall and says that it's time for the match... right now...

 

LEATHER STRAP MATCH:  Winner must touch all 4 corners in succession.

VADER versus SCOTT HALL (with Stevie Richards)

 

Hall comes to the ring and the two men are strapped together by a 12-foot piece of leather.  Vader takes the early advantage by pulling Hall towards him and clubbing him to the mat with forearms and elbows.  Big slam and Vader starts dragging Hall around the ring.  Two corners and Hall fights back, using the strap to pull the legs out from under Vader.  Fists by Scott and kicks.  Chops by Hall and a big suplex.  Hall starts dragging Vader around and gets to two corners before Vader uses a stifff elbow to break Hall's momentum.  Vader with another slam and an elbow drop.  Vader to the second rope and he comes off with a big splat on Scott.  Vader clubs Hall again and starts dragging, getting to three corners before Hall uses the strap to administer a neckbreaker to Vader.  More chops by Hall and he goes for the Razor's Edge.  Vader is too big and fights it, but Scott manages to get him up and slams Vader hard to the mat.  Scott drags Vader around to three  corners and lunges for the 4th, but Vader manages to pull him back at the last possible second.  The referee gets knocked senseless by the jerking motion of Vader's elbow and goes sprawling to the mat.  Stevie sees the opportunity and comes into the ring, giving Vader a big "Stevie-kick" to the jaw.  Vader is out.  The ref comes to and see's Hall dragging the motionless body of Vader around.  Vader starts to stir at the last moment, but Hall lunges again for the 4th corner and makes it, hitting the top turnbuckle with the tips of his fingers.  The ref calls for the bell and we have a winner...

Winner:  SCOTT HALL (with Stevie Richards)

 

(commercial)

 

We come to Missy Hyatt and she's at the Fiesta looking for Juvi.  She finds him and asks if he saw what happened earlier in the ring with Luna & Sherri having to use a chain to beat her and Molly.  Juvi smiles at a busty blonde and says that he was busy, but he heard something about someone using a chain.  Missy says that she and Molly want a rematch against Sherri and Luna.  Juvi says that's OK with him, but why settle for one tag team match.  Next week, he wants to see two singles matches.  Molly will take on Sherri and Missy will take on Luna.  Missy asks if she can have a stipulation added to the matches.  If Juvi will do that for her, she'll make it worth his while.  Juvi just smiles and says, "Let's talk, chica!"

 

We see Sean O'Haire and Charlie Haas coming to ringside to join Schiavone & Mantell at the announce position.  Since the winners of the next match apparantly get a shot at their tag team titles, they want to watch this match close up. 

 

Back to the ring and David Penzer...

 

WINNERS GET A FUTURE TAG TEAM TITLE SHOT...

ROM SIMMONS & BUTCH REED - DOOM versus MIKE ROTUNDO & BARRY WINDHAM

 

Simmons and Windham start off trading armdrags and wrestling moves but then tempers begin to flare and Simmons decks Windham with a stiff left to the head.  Let the brawling begin.  Windham uses a clothesline to send Simmons to the floor.  Reed is in and slams Windham.  Rotundo is in for more of the same. Shoulderbreaker by Ron on Mike and Doom sets up Mike for the doomsday device.  Windham scores with bulldog on Reed to break it up.  All four men are in the ring and total chaos erupts.  Finally, Rotundo catches Reed with a school-boy roll up to get the pin.

Winners:  MIKE ROTUNDO & BARRY WINDHAM

 

O'Haire and Haas stand up and eye Windham and Rotundo as the ref raises Mike & Barry's arms in victory.

 

(commercial)

 

We see Juvi walking out of Missy Hyatt's dressing room, pulling himself together.  He is whistling and says to himself that he loves this job.  Here is Lodi.  He stops Juvi.  He needs a favor and he'll do anything..  Juvi looks a little panicked for a moment, but Lodi calms him.  He doesn't mean that kind of favor.  Juvi sighs in relief and Lodi asks him if they can talk in private. 

 

They step into an office and we pan over to the other NWA Co-Commissioner, Harley Race who is standing there and watching.  With a scowl on his face, Harley mutters, "Sick freaks!"... and walks off...

 

Back to David Penzer...

 

DISCO INFERNO, THE MASKED SUPERSTAR & CHRISTIAN CAGE

versus

BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS & VAMPIRO (managed by Jim Cornette)

 

Team Cornette starts off strong with Eaton & Lane taking control of the NWA Champion, Cage and beating him down with lots of quick tags and doubleteaming.  Vampiro is in with a clothesline and Cage starts to fight back.  Jawbreaker by Cage and a tag to the Masked Superstar who is all over Vampiro like white on rice.  Disco tags in and we see lots of quick tags and good teamwork by Cage, Star & Disco as they work over Vampiro and keep him in their corner.  Finally, chaos erupts and all six men are brawling in the ring.  Cornette is up on the apron and takes a swing at Disco with the tennis racket.  Disco moves and Cornette nails Stan Lane instead.  Disco tags Superstar who hits Lane with a huge flying clothesline.  Tag back to the Disco who scores on Lane with the chartbuster.  Final tag to Cage who uses the unprettier and then covers for the pin.  Eaton and Vampiro are cut off by Disco and Superstar.  The referee counts three and we have our winners...

WInners:  CHRISTIAN CAGE, DISCO INFERNO & THE MASKED SUPERSTAR.

 

Lane, Eaton & Vampiro are all tossed to the floor and Jim Cornette finds himself alone in the ring with Cage, Disco & Superstar.  Cornette tries to run, but Superstar picks him up for a suplex.  Disco pulls Cornette back up for a chart-buster and then hands him over to Cage who gives the motot-mouthed manager an unprettier.  Cornette is tossed to the floor and his waiting militia and the ref once again raises the arms of Cage, Superstar & Disco as the show comes to an end...

 

THE END..