NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (W.A.R.)
February 3, 2006
Dallas, TX
The Sportatorium
Disclaimer: It's not real - it's just fantasy - just like when men tell you they love you!
We open the show with Rich Landrum and "Above Average" Mike Sanders welcoming everyone to the world famous Sportatorium in Dallas, TX. Joining Mike and Rich at the announce position tonight is the former voice of World Class Championship Wrestling, Marc Lourence. It's a big nght with a lot going on. Let's go to the ring and announcer David Penzer for the first match...
BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK versus "WILDFIRE" TOMMY RICH & "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT
Gilbert & Rich attack at the bell and send Clark to the floor. Rich holds Adams while Gilbert pounds away with punches and kicks. Clark comes back in and nails Rich with a big clothesline from behind. Adams reverses things on Gilbert and pounds him down in the corner. Adams tosses Gilbert to the floor while Clark sets up Rich for the big pumphandle slam aka "The Meltdown". Clark scores and covers for the quick pin.
Winners: BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK
Adams grabs Gilbert and pulls him back into the ring. Clark and Adams team up and administer some "high times" to Doug Gilbert before tossing him to the outside. The ref raises Kronik's hands in victory as we go to the back.
New NWA interviewer Terri Runnels is standing by with NWA Co-Commisioners Juventud Guerrera and Harley Race. Juvi is going after Jeff Hardy and the NWA Cruiserweight Championship tonight. Terri asks Juvi if he thinks it's fair to be wrestling for titles while also being the Co-NWA Commissioner. Juvi says that it's fair because he says it's fair. He should be the Cruiserweight Champion and it's not like he's making any special stipulations for the match or anything. He tried, but Race wouldn't let him. Terri asks Race about the return later tonight of Hulk Hogan. Any thoughts? Race says that Hogan's lawyers got him back into the company and Hogan's lawyers have threatened to sue him (Race) if he does anything out of line towards Hogan. So Race says that Hogan is back and he's just another wrestler in the NWA - they want Race to be impartial - then he will. But Hogan had still better watch his step... or else.
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We come back and see a shot in the crowd of Texas wrestling icon Kevin Von Erich in the audience. Landrum mentions that Von Erich will be talking to Ted DiBiase in a special edition of "The Money Pit" later in the show. Back to David Penzer for the next match...
BARRY WINDHAM & MIKE AWESOME versus SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN & ALEX WRIGHT (with Christy Hemme)
Sanders mentions how hot the tag team scene is getting in the NWA these days and how several new teams have been formed recently with everyone wanting a shot at the Horsemen and the World Tag Team titles. Waltman and Windham start off and trade armdrags and takedowns before Waltman scores with a thumb to the eyes and a dropkick. Alex tags in and scores with a dropkick of his own. Windham reels back into the corner and Wright charges in, hitting a knee. Forearms by Wright and he hits a big suplex. Waltman gets cocky as Hemme cheers him on from the outside and tries for a splash, but Barry gets the knees up and knocks the air out of Waltman. Tag to Awesome who cleans house with clotheslines and big slams. Hemme is up on the apron to attempt to distract the referee, but here comes Madusa through the crowd. Hemme sees her coming and takes off, running up the ramp with Madusa right on her tail. Wright is watching this on the outside of the ring. He turns around and gets nailed by a suicide dive by Awesome through the ropes. Wright is down. Waltman is distracted and flustered by all the action and doesn't see Windham come up from behind and hit the bulldog. Barry covers and gets the pin.
Winners: BARRY WINDHAM & MIKE AWESOME
(commercial)
We come back and see video from moments ago as Hemme went backstage with Madusa on her tail. Madusa catches Hemme and nails her with some slaps before slamming Hemme hard into the wall. As Hemme collapses, referees and agents get in the way and pull Madusa away from the fallen Hemme.
We go back to now and Landrum announces that at the upcoming PPV, Madusa will be taking on Christy Hemme in a match. And now music hits as the NWA World Champion Christian Cage comes to the ring.
Cage is holding his NWA title up proud as he talks about all the wrestling history that has taken place in this very arena. He talks about great wrestlers such as the Von Erichs, Bruiser Brody, John Tatum, Iceman Parsons, The Freebirds, etc.. that made this arena rock. And he's going to add the name of Christian Cage to the list. He is issuing an open challenge to the back. The first man to come out from the dressing room gets a shot tonight at the NWA World Championship. Cage says he doesn't have to do this, but he will.. because that's how he rolls...
Music hits and here comes Stevie Richards. Stevie gets the mic. It's a good thing he was standing by the rampway when Cage made his open challenge, because now, the former leader of RTC and current President of Stevie-Co. will take the challenge and go on tonight to become the new World Champion. Cage says that's fine and Stevie can do his best because the match for the World Championship is coming up right now!
Cue David Penzer...
NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN CAGE (C) versus STEVIE RICHARDS..
Stevie starts off in control and has several roll-ups for the quick two counts. Chops by Stevie and Cage is reeling. A dropkick by Stevie sends Cage to the floor and he goes hard into the fan barrier at ringside. Baseball slide by Richards and Cage is on the floor. We cut to a commercial break.
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We come back and Richards is still in control with a chinlock. Cage uses a jawbreaker to escape and begins the great comeback with kicks and punches and some hard chops. Backdrop by Cage and he stomps away at Richards. Stevie rips at the eyes and levels Cage with a hotshot on the top rope. Clothesline and Richards gets two. Cage reverses a whip into the corner and catches Richards with a big knee. Chops and neckbreaker by Cage for two. Richards fights back with chops and goes for the Stevie-kick, but Cage ducks and nails Richards with the unprettier to get the pinfall.
Winner and still champion: CHRISTIAN CAGE
We go backstage and see the legendary Hulk Hogan lacing up his boots. He's coming up in just a few minutes. We see a shadow and it's Blackjack Mulligan. Mulligan tells Hogan "welcome back". Hogan is naturally suspicious and wants to know what Mulligan wants. BJM tells Hogan that he just has a friendly warning. Hogan had better play cool and be "one of the boys" or he might end up getting his feelings hurt.. and a whole lot more. Hogan tells BJM that he has nothing to worry about - Hogan has always been "one of the boys". Mulligan kind of snorts and laughs and tells Hogan, "we'll see!" before walking off. Hogan doesn't look happy.
(commerical)
We see a video package highlighting some of the great history of the World Class Championship Wrestling organization with the Von Erichs, Missy Hyatt, Chris Adams, Gino Hernanadez, and so many others. A fantastic video piece.
We come back and the ring is set up for Ted DIBiase and "The Money Pit". Ted's guest is the only remaining member of the legendary Von Erich family - Kevin Von Erich. Kevin comes from his seat at ringside and comes into the ring. He's excited to be there with the NWA. He goes into a moving speech about what wrestling meant to him and his family and their legacy, most of which was created right there in Dallas. Kevin thanks the fans for their support and says he still loves all of them.
The music "Real American" hits and here comes Hulk Hogan to the ring. Big pop for the Hulkster although DiBiase and Von Erich don't seem to know what's going on. Hulk gets in the ring and gets the mic. He talks about the legacy of Texas and the Von Erichs. A bunch of drug addicts and losers who couldn't make it so they took the cowards way out and did themselves in. There is no Von Erich legacy. It's not like Hulkamania. Now, that's a true dynasty and legacy to be proud of. Kevin stiffens as he hears the venom flowing from Hogan's mouth and he gets in Hulk's face. Hogan is in Dallas, TX and in the Sportatorium. It's Von Erich country and if Hulk says one more damn word, he's going to learn exactly what that means. Hogan backs off a little bit, but tells Kevin that he needs to go back to the farm and obscurity. Hogan has a match tonight against a true wrestling legend and Von Erich is cutting into Hogan's time. Kevin is ready to jump on Hogan, but Ted DiBiase is whispering something in his ear and Von Erich backs off. Here comes NWA Co-Commissioner Harley Race quickly to the ring. He doesn't say a word to Hogan, but gives him an evil glare as Hogan smirks and keeps repeating that all the "washed up losers" need to get out of his ring. Race whispers something to Von Erich and Kevin nods. Race, Von Erich & Ted DiBiase leave the ring and head towards the back as the Texas fans rip into and loudly boo Hogan.
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Cue David Penzer for the next match...
HULK HOGAN versus KAZ HAYASHI
Kaz is the "true wrestling legend" that Hogan was talking about? OK? Kaz starts off with the martial arts kicks and chops as the fans pop wildly. Several kicks and Hogan no-sells them and starts Hulking up. Several fists and the big boot! Legdrop and cover and Hogan gets the pin as the fans fill the ring with trash and debris, booing loudly.
Winner: HULK HOGAN
We go back to the back and see Race, DiBiase, and Kevin all watching Hogan's match on the moniter. Race asks Kevin if he's sure that's what he wants to do. Kevin says that he's very sure - no one and especially Hulk Hogan talks about his family like that and gets away with it. Race says OK and it's on - at the "NWA Excess PPV" on February 22, it will be Kevin Von Erich versus Hulk Hogan. Kevin smiles and says that he has two weeks to get ready. Hogan is in for the beating of a lifetime.
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We come back and Missy Hyatt is standing by with Jeff Hardy. Tonight he defends the NWA Cruiserweight Championship against the NWA Co-Commissioner Juventud Guerrera. Hardy says that's cool - he likes Juvi and it'll be a good match. But Jeff will keep his title and there's nothing that Juvi or anyone else can do about that. Jeff is headed now towards the ring.
Cue David Penzer...
NWA CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JEFF HARDY (c) versus JUVENTUD GUERRERA
Lots of quick action and high-flying in this clasic cruiserweight match. Hardy is on the offensive with chops and kicks and a dropkick thart sends Juvi reeling. Juvi fights back with chops and an enzaguri for two. Suplexes by Juvi and he uses a school-boy to get another two. It just goes back and forth. In the end, Juvi has Jeff set up for a backdrop, but Jeff counters with a twist of fate. Jeff climbs and flies with the swanton and nails Juvi. Cover and pin.
Winner and still champion: JEFF HARDY
We go to the back and see Arn Anderson and Woman talking to the other Horsemen, Charlie Haas, Sean O'Haire and Miss Jackie. He's taking care of the Copani problem tonight and then it will be back to business as usual for the Horsemen.
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We come back and Terri Runnels is standing with Mark Copani. He has news for Arn Anderson - Copani isn't going anywhere. Copani says that the weak link for the Horsemen was in the leadership. Flair phones it in from NY and Anderson the faithful little lapdog and can't think or act without Flair's OK. Well, Copani feels that the Horseman legacy is being tarnished by two old-timers who are out of touch, but he's got a wake up call for Arn later tonight. After Copani gets done destroying Arn in the ring, if Arn is capable, he needs to watch the Titantron immediately after their match for a piece of news that will rock the wrestling world and end the Anderson-led Horsemen once and for all. Now, Copani is headed towards the ring.
Cue David Penzer...
ARN ANDERSON (with Woman) versus MARK COPANI
Arn attacks Copani at the bell with lefts and kicks. Copani fights back with punches and a big slam for two. Anderson kicks out and throws forearms and elbows, pushing Copani back in the corner. As Copani goes down in the corner, the ref does his job and pushes Arn away. While the ref is distracted with Arn, Copani reaches into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knucks. As Arn comes back to the corner, Copani nails Arn right between the eyes with the knucks. Arn is busted open and out cold. The ref calls for the bell and the DQ.
Winner by DQ: ARN ANDERSON...
Woman is quickly in the ring to check on Anderson. Here comes O'Haire & Haas from the back and Copani quickly flees the ring as the Horsemen enter to check on their leader. Copani smiles as he backs up the ramp and points at the Titantron. We see the Horsemen tending to Arn and watching as on the screen - a big logo appears. It says - "WAR GAMES - THE MATCH BEYOND" coming at NWA Excess!! O'Haire and Haas have their jaws drop as it sets in what this all means and we fade to black..
THE END....
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