NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (NWA W.A.R.)
December 30, 2005
MCI Center
Washington D.C.
Disclaimer: It's just fantasy - it's all from my twisted little head...Hoo-Ha!
Hosts Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders welcome us to the show. It's the last show of the year for the NWA and it's going to be a big one indeed. In the main event, we have a match for the NWA North American Championship as champion Mike Awesome is defending the title against the former champion, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Also, it's match 2 of the "Best of 7" series between The Horsemen, Charlie Haas & Sean O'Haire and the team of Clark & Adams... Kronik. Plus, Lisa "Ivory" Moretti is defending the NWA Women's Championship against the challenge of former Playboy centerfold, Christy Hemme. Let's start off with action as we go to the ring and ring announcer David Penzer for the first match.
ALEX WRIGHT versus YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI
Both men do a qhick handshake in a sign of respect before locking up. Tajiri takes the early lead with kicks and a snapmare, leading into a chinlock. Wright fights back with elbows and a big slam. Backdrop and dropkick. Tajiri rolls to the outside. Wright follows and gets caught by a big kick to the noggin'. Tajiri covers for two. Kicks and chops by Tajiri and he manuevers Wright to the ropes where he locks in the tarantula until the ref forces a break. More kicks by Tajiri, but when he attempts the handspring elbow, signals get crossed and Wright & Tajiri collide heads. Both men are down. Wright is the first up and scores with several forearm uppercuts and a hard whip to the corner. Kick by Tajiri and he's set up for "Shining Wizard"... Wright ducks and scores with a clothesline. Roll-up by Wright and he puts the foot on the ropes for extra leverage to get the pin.
Winner: ALEX WRIGHT
We go to the back where Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - KRONIK - are standing by with Missy Hyatt. They're down 1 - 0 in the series, but they're not worried. Last week was a brutal match and they took everything the Horsemen had to offer and it took a low blow and a lot of luck for Haas & O'Haire to pull out a cheap win. That's fine. Kronik can do the cheap shots too if necessary. Clark & Adams vow to win tonight and even up the series as they head to victory and the NWA World Tag Team Championships. It's going to be "high times" tonight for the Horsemen.
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We come back and see NWA Commissioner Harley Race in the back with manager Jim Cornette. Cornette is ranting and raving at Race, as always and demanding a title shot for his team, The Midnight Express. Race informs Cornette that until the "Best of 7" series is over, there are no tag team champions so he can't give anyone a title shot right now anyhow. Cornette demands a match for his team. Race tells him that tonight, The Express will wrestle... he looks around and the camera pans to show, in the distance, Blackjack Mulligan & Greg Valentine sittting at a table, playing cards... So Race tells Cornette that the Midnight Express will wrestle Valentine & Mulligan. And the winners get a future shot at the tag team titles. Cornette says OK, although he's not happy with Race's choice of opponents, and storms off..
We see Lodi walking around the back. He's talking to himself out loud about how he needs to find a good partner now that Lenny is gone from the NWA, due to the results of the "Pink Slip Battle Royal" back at Season's Beating. But who would be a good partner for him. He walks by Mike Rotundo and Barry Windham who are standing and talking. :Lodi stops for a second and then walks on when Windham asks him what he wants. We follow Lodi as he approaches a figure wearing headphones and shaking (dancing) violently to the music. It's Jimmy "The Boogie Woogie Man" Valiant. Lodi looks at this figure and says out loud, "No!"... And then as he begins to walk off, he turns and looks again. "Well, maybe".....
We go back to the ring and David Penzer..
NWA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LISA "IVORY" MORETTI (c) versus CHRISTY HEMME
Before the match, Moretti gets on the mic and says that this is a joke. Hemme is nothing but an inflated sex-bimbo. She's certainly not a wrestler and doesn't deserve a shot at the title. Ivory got to where she is by working hard and wrestling.. and not by spreading her legs and laying on her back. Hemme charges the ring and attacks Moretti as the ref rings the bell. It's all Hemme to start with fists and several tosses across the ring by the hair. Moretti fights back with a kick to the gut and a suplex. Slam and several slaps. Ivory has taken control. More kicks and Ivory tosses Hemme to the floor. Moretti follows and Christy manages to reverse a whip and send Moretti into the ring apron. Slaps and punches by Hemme and a clothesline. She covers for two as Moretti gets a foot on the ropes. Ivory reverses a whip into the corner and scores with a clothesline. Kicks and another suplex. Ivory sets up Hemme and hits her with a bulldog from the corner. Cover and pin.
Winner and still champion: LISA "IVORY" MORETTI
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As Hemme is helped from the ring, Ivory gets on the mic. "Is that the best the NWA can do?" Ivory berates the NWA and Harley Race and the whole lack of competition for the Women's title when the lights start to flicker. We hear a modified version of Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" pour out across the arena. Coming out on the ramp is Jazz! And she has a mic. Jazz tells Ivory to be careful what she wants because she's going to get it. "The bitch is back" and Jazz is here to take that NWA Women's Championship. And there isn't going to be a damn thing that Ivory or anyone else can do about it! Moretti glares at Jazz on the rampway as we cut to the back.
We see former NWA World Champion Sting talking to someone on the phone. A figure appears and Sting tells the person he's talking to that he'll call him back. It's Scott Steiner. Steiner mocks Sting for losing the title to Christian Cage at the PPV and says that Sting is a wimp. Always trying to be the nice guy and what does it get him? Nothing! Steiner goes on and on and finally Sting stops him and asks if he wants something. "Yeah", Steiner says. "To beat your ass!". Sting tells Steiner that they can go to the ring right now and "it's showtime!" Steiner says, "Fine" and we cut to a commercial as Steiner storms off...
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We come back and STING is in the ring. He's calling Scott Steiner out. Here comes Scotty, Midajah and a referee who calls for the bell. And we have a match.
SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah) versus STING
Steiner and Sting immediately begin to brawl. Steiner uses the chops and Sting no-sells before unloading several punches and kicks to Scotty. Slam by Sting and several clotheslines. A hard whip to the corner, but Scotty ducks the Splash and Stinger crash and burns. Steiner pounds away at Sting and gives a couple of suplexes. Cover, but Sting kicks out at two. Another suplex by Steiner and another cover for two. Sting reverses a whip into the corner and levels Scott with a clothesline. Both men are down. Sting covers for two. Both men exchange fists and kicks and Sting gets the advantage. He pounds away on Scotty who's on his knees begging for mercy. Midajah is up on the apron and the referee and Sting are distracted. Steiner nails Sting with a low punch to the little stingers and covers, using the tights for leverage to get the pin.
Winner: SCOTT STEINER (with Midajah)
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We come back and see The Horsemen gathered in a group talking. Arn is leading a discussion of the plans for the Horsemen's big matches tonight against Kronik and his match against Awesome. Here is NWA Commissioner Harley Race. He has a message for the Horsemen. Last week on W.A.R., they attacked The Iron Sheik. Well, Sheik is OK and will be on the Danger Zone on Sunday. And Mark Copani will be facing the former WWF Champion in a "Boot Camp Match". As for tonight, Haas & O'Haire are facing Kronik and that's enough punishment for anyone. But Arn - he's fighting Mike Awesome in a return match for the NWA North American Championship. The match tonight is "ECW Rules" and if anyone from the Horseman team wants to get involved, that person and Arn will be fined, suspended, and made to suffer like few men have before. Race tells the Horsemen to have a great night and walks off.
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Cue David Penzer....
"SWEET" STAN LANE & "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON - THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette) versus BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
Sanders and Landrum mention how this match will set the winners up for a future shot at the NWA World Tag Team Titles. Mulligan & Eaton start off as Eaton slaps BJ across the face and then flees to the corner. Mulligan storms in and pounds away at both Lane and Eaton. Lane catches Mulligan with a kick and the Express takes over. Lots of quick tags and double-teaming and a suplex by Lane for two. Mulligan takes several punches and finally has enough as he levels Lane with a clothesline and tags in Valentine. Greg moves slowly, but solidly as he chops away at Lane. Eaton comes in and catches an elbow to the noggin. Tag to Mulligan and a double-elbow. Mulligan and Valentine proceed to tag in and out and keep Eaton in their corner with double-teaming and lots of effective brawling. Eaton manages to tag Lane who runs into a fist by Mulligan. Suplex by Valentine and then Mulligan locks in the claw. Valentine nails Lane and Cornette, who's up on the apron. The ref counts the pin and we have winners.
Winners: GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
As Valentine & Mulligan get their arms raised in victory, we see Cornette throw a hissy-fit in the ring at Lane & Eaton. He's pounding the mat and screaming as we head to commercial..
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We see a promo commercial - this week on NWA Danger Zone Wrestling - both Madusa & Joanie "Chyna" Laurer will be the guests on a special edition of "The Money Pit" with Ted DiBiase.
Back to David Penzer as he makes the introductions for match two of the "Best of 7" series....
BEST OF 7 SERIES - NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
(Horsemen lead 1 - 0)
BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK versus SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Woman, Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN
Kronik attacks at the bell and its a slaughter as O'Haire is sent to the floor by a vicious clothesline by Clark. Lots of quick tags and pounding away on Haas by the two members of Kronik. O'Haire manages to score on Adams with a kick from the outside and finally, the Horsemen start to fight back. Woman manages to get in a shot from the outside as she rakes the eyes of Adams and leaves him temporarily blinded. Haas with a couple of suplexes and a dropkick. Tag to O'Haire who hits the swanton for two as Clark breaks it up. Brawling erupts as all four men enter the ring. From the back is Mark Copani and he has a chair in hand. The ref is distracted by Woman, Miss Jackie, and O'Haire brawling on the floor with Clark. Haas nails Adams with a low blow and hold him. As Haas holds Adams, Copani swings the chair. Adams ducks and the chair clocks Haas across the skull. The ref turns around just n time to see Adams cover Haas and count the pin.
Winners of match 2 - Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - KRONIK
The series is now tied at 1 - 1...
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We come back and seeThe Horsemen again in the back. Haas & O'Haire are tearing into Copani, blaming him for costing them the match. Copani says that he can't help it if Adams ducked. Arn steps in and tells them all to clam up. They'll straighten everything out later, but right now, they have to be a cohesive unit. Arn is going to the ring to fight Mike Awesome in an "ECW Rules" match to attempt to regain the North American Championship. That's all that matters right now! Copani starts to say something, but Arn snaps, "Later!" O'Haire, Haas & Copani all glare at each other as we cut to...
Michael P.S Hayes is standing by with NWA North American Champion Mike Awesome. He's just moments away from defending the title against former champion Arn Anderson, but the match is "ECW Rules!". Any thoughts? Awesome is estatic. This is his kind of match and although Arn is a legendary wrestler, he's not Mike Awesome. Awesome vows to keep his title and teach "The Enforcer" what it's all about to be "awesome!"
The main event is next...
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Cue David Penzer...
NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - ECW RULES MATCH
MIKE AWESOME (c) versus ARN ANDERSON
A brawl from the very start as Awesome pounds away at Arn and sends him to the floor. Kick and a slam against the ring barrier. Anr reverses a whip and sends Awesome into the ringpost. Arn gets a chair and swings at Awesome, but hits steel as Awesome manages to duck. Chops by Awesome as they brawl on the outside. They get back in the ring and trade fists. Arn scores with the hotshot and goes for a brainbuster suplex. Awesome shifts his weight and scores with a DDT. Awesome rolls to the floor and gets a table. He brings it into the ring and sets up the table in the corner. He picks up Arn to deliver the running powerslam into the corner, but gets too close to the ropes and Arn grabs the ropes, causing Awesome to lose his grip on Double-A. Awesome quickly regroups and whips Arn into the corner and the table. He looks ready to charge, but here is Woman up on the ring apron. Awesome says something to her and charges Arn in the corner. But Arn falls away at the last second and Awesome hits the corner and table hard. Crash and burn!! Arn and Awesome are both slow to get up. As they do, Awesome charges Arn, who responds with a perfect spinebuster. Arn covers Awesome and grabs a handful of tights for extra-leverage as the referee makes the count.
Winner and NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION: ARN ANDERSON
Woman quickly gets in the ring to raise AA's arm in victory as the referee checks on Awesome. And we fade out as we see another shot of Arn Anderson and Woman holding the gold.
The end...
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