NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue
1/06/06
Miami Arena
Miami, FL
Disclaimer: Nothing but fantasy here folks! It's not real, but damn, I really do wish it was sometimes...
The show opens as announcer Rich Landrum welcomes us to the show. He's alone and explains that his regular announce partner, Mike Sanders, will be wrestling later tonight in a match. But joining Rich on commentary is international wrestling superstar Juventud Guerrera. "The Juice" comes to ringside and takes a headset to provide color commentary during the show. It's a big show tonight so let's go straight to the ring and David Penzer...
ALEX WRIGHT versus "WILDFIRE" TOMMY RICH
Quick back and forth to start as both men exchange armdrags and takedowns. Rich decides to open up with the chops to the chest of Wright. Wright fights back with forearms and a big dropkick that sends Rich to the floor. Suicide dive by Wright and he connects. Both men down on the floor. They struggle up and Rich sends Wright into the ringpost. Back in the ring, Rich gets a near-fall with two. Fists by Rich and he misses a clothesline - Wright connects with a flying forearm. Inside cradle by Wright and he gets the pin for the victory.
Winner: ALEX WRIGHT
Wright dances and celebrates as Rich argues with the referee. We go backstage where NWA Commissioner Harley Race is talking with Michael P.S. Hayes. Last week, Race said that the NWA Board of Directors was sending someone down here to "evaluate" him in his role as Commissioner - what's the status of that? Race says that he's been in meetings all week with the Board and some members feel that his (Race's) treatment of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan during Hogan's run with the NWA may have cost the NWA potentially millions of dollars - and Hogan's lawyers are raising a stink about Hogan's last match where he lost to Race and was "banned from life" from the NWA. Harley says that Hogan knew the stipulations and agreed to the match and Race beat him fair and square, but now they're whining and bringing the lawyers into the picture. Someone representing the NWA will be here later tonight to work "in partnership" with Race as an "Co-Commissioner" to help smooth the fallout from the Hogan situation over with. Race doesn't know who is coming and doesn't care - the NWA is his baby and he runs things his way. They'd do best to remember that. Now, he has work to do. Race walks off from Hayes.
We cut to The Horsemen and it looks as if they're headed to the ring.
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We come back and Arn Anderson, Charlie Haas, Sean O'Haire, Miss Jackie, Woman & Mark Copani are standing in the ring. Arn has the mic and speaks. Things for the Horsemen have been up and down for a few weeks now. At the last PPV, Arn lost the North American title to Mike Awesome. Haas & O'Haire had their titles held up. And Copani lost in the cage to the Iron Sheik. Since then, they've rebounded somewhat. Arn regained the North American title from Awesome. O'Haire and Haas are tied 1-1 in their "Best of Seven" series with Kronik and will take the lead later tonight. But then, there is Mark Copani. Copani lost another match - a "Boot Camp" match - to the Iron Sheik. Copani is also the man responsible for Haas & O'Haire being tied in the series instead of being up 2 - 0. There's a problem in the Horsemen and it's Mark Copani. All the Horsemen glare at Copani as he looks around. Copani takes the mic. He proclaims that he's done his best to do what he's had to do. Things haven't been great, but it's not his fault. Arn takes back the mic and says that Copani needs to calm down. Arn likes Mark and sees a lot of potential in him. Everyone has bad days and rough times, but Copani is a star in the making and Arn feels he has what it takes to be a good Horsemen. But examples have to be made. Copani takes the mic again and asks what's the deal. Is this going to be an ambush, like they did Windham? Arn again tells Copani to calm down. Arn explains that he & Woman have been on the phone all week to Ric up in New York and Ric likes Copani as well. So it's no ambush - not tonight. Copani gets a chance to prove himself to the other Horsemen and the world. Next week, Mark Copani faces fomer NWA World Champion Sting on W.A.R. All Copani has to do is beat Sting... and his place in the Horsemen is safe and secure. If Sting wins, then all bets are off. Copani takes the challenge and says that he'll destroy Sting to within an inch of his life and make the Horsemen proud. Arn slaps him on the back and the Horsemen embrace as we cut to commercial...
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Cue David Penzer as we head to the ring..
YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI versus "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT
Gilbert takes the early advantage with a takedown and several fists and punches in the corner. Tajiri fights back with kicks and chops. Slam by Gilbert and he whips Tajiri in the ropes, missing a clothesline. Tajiri scores with the elbow and locks in the tarantula. He breaks on the four count and kicks away at Gilbert. Gilbert fights back with a clothesline and a slam. Gilbert to the top where he misses a fist-drop. Tajiri with the shining wizard. Gilbert is knocked senseless and Tajiri covers for the pin.
Winner: YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI
We go to the back where Missy Hyatt is standing by with Sean "X-Pac" Waltman. Waltman has been up in New York living the high life and hanging out with his buddy, HHH. But now he's back and ready for action. Missy asks him about Joanie Laurer and Madusa and Waltman responds that they were just "tools" - and says that Missy probably knows all about being someone's tool. Missy is PO'ed, but tries to be professional and asks about Waltman's match tonight against Greg Valentine. Waltman says that Valentine will be his "bitch", just like Laurer and Madusa were. And just like Missy is... Missy throws the mic down and storms off as Waltman laughs and says, "What? What'd I say?"
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Cue David Penzer as we get ready for the next match..
"ABOVE AVERAGE" MIKE SANDERS versus BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
Landrum mentions from ringside that Sanders has been itching to get back in the ring again and asked for this match. They don't suspect that he was expecting to wrestle Blackjack Mulligan in his first match back in the ring. Sanders quickly attacks Mulligan at the bell and pounds away on the big cowboy. Kicks and stomps. Mulligan finally has enough and starts throwing lefts and Sanders flees to the floor. Mulligan follows and the chase is on. Sanders catches Mulligan as he climbs through the ropes with a knee and several punches. A quick takedown and roll by Sanders as he puts his feet on the ropes for leverage and Sanders gets a quick pin on the veteran Mulligan.
Winner: MIKE SANDERS
Mulligan is incensed as the referee raises Sander's hand and goes after the arrogant young superstar who wisely flees to the floor and raises his arms again in victory.
We go backstage where Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - KRONIK. Tonight is the third match of the "Best of Seven" series and they predict another win. It's all about breakin' necks, cashing checks, and winning the gold. It's all about Kronik and the Horsemen are going to learn that fact of life soon enough.
We see NWA Women's Champion Lisa "Ivory" Moretti headed towards the ring as we go to commercial..
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We come back and the NWA Womens Champion, Lisa Moretti is in the ring. Last week on W.A.R., after Lisa beat the bimbo, Christy Hemme, Jazz decided to make an appearance. We see video of Jazz coming out on the rampway and staring down Lisa. Lisa says that Jazz thinks she's the "bitch" - well, she needs to get her body down to the ring right now and they'll find out who the 'bitch" really is. Lisa is calling Jazz out.
Here comes Jazz running to the ring and the brawl is on. Referees and agents quickly fill the ring and seperate the two battling ladies. Here comes NWA Commissioner Harley Race out to the rampway. Let the women go. It's Lisa Moretti versus Jazz for the NWA Womens Championship tonight... and it's happening right now!
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NWA WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP
LISA "IVORY" MORETTI (c) versus JAZZ
We come back and the ladies are brawling in the center of the ring. Jazz is dominating Lisa and is stomping away, working on the small of the back. Bearhug by Jazz. Lisa claws at the eyes and scores with a roundhouse kick. Fists by Moretti and a flip across the ring. Chops by Moretti and Jazz responds in kind with chops of her own. Kick by Jazz and she tosses Moretti across the ring. More fists and a choke on the ropes. The referee counts and jazz shoves the referee to the mat, refusing to break the choke on Moretti. The referee calls for the bell and Jazz has been disqualified.
Winner by DQ: LISA "IVORY" MORETTI
Jazz continues to choke and pound away at Moretti. She picks up Lisa and delivers a big shoulderbreaker before dumping Moretti to the floor outside the ring. Jazz raises her arms and smiles as the referee summons help from the back to tend to Moretti.
We cut to a camera posted outside the arena and see a limo pull up outside the arena as we go to a commercial.
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Landrum and Juvi are speculating and wondering who might be in the limo as we go to David Penzer for the introductions for the next match.
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE versus SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN
Valentine takes the early advantage, pounding away at Waltman with strong elbows and forearms. Waltman's chest is quickly battered by the power of "The Hammer". Waltman fights back with kicks and chops and a leg-lariat that stuns Valentine, causing him to fall face-first to the mat. Kicks by Waltman and he tosses Greg into the corner. Waltman signals for the Bronco Buster, but charges in, only to be cause by the boot of Greg Valentine. Chops by Valentine and he sets up Waltman for the figure four. Waltman rolls Valentine into a cradle and uses the tights to hang on long enough to get the quick pin.
Winner: SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN
Valentine complains to the referee as Waltman struts around the ring celebrating his tainted victory. Waltman charges at Valentine and attacks him from behind, but Greg catches Sean with a strong forearm shot to the noggin. Greg places Waltman in the figure-four leglock and has Waltman screaming and writhing on the mat in pain as the referee tries to make Greg break the hold. Finally, Valentine breaks the hold and raises his arms in celebration as the referee checks on Waltman, who is holding his knee on the mat.
We see a shot of the limo again outside the arena.
We cut to another shot of Brian Adams & Bryan Clark - Kronik. They're headed to the ring and the tag team title series match is next.
(Commercial)
BEST OF 7 SERIES - NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
(Series tied at 1 - 1)
BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK versus SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Woman & Miss Jackie Gayda) - THE HORSEMEN
A brawl ensues from the beginning as Clark works over Haas with forearms and kicks and a big powerslam for two as O'Haire is quickly in to break it up. Clothesline by Clark and he tags in Adams. Adams slams Haas and stomps away before locking him in a chinlock. Haas eascapes with a jawbreaker and tags in O'Haire. Kicks and punches from O'Haire on Adams. He tries for a clothesline, but Adams ducks and scores with a clothesline of his own for two. Kronik double-teams and works over O'Haire in the corner. They set him up and it's high times for O'Haire. Clark covers for the pin, but the referee is distracted by Woman who has climbed up on the ring apron and can't make the count. Adams comes around and pulls Woman off the apron, chasing her from the ring area. The referee goes to the floor to keep Adams from harming Woman. Clark goes after O'Haire again and sets him up for the pumphandle slam. Haas is handed a chair by Miss Jackie and nails Clark across the skull. He tosses the chair to the floor and places O'Haire across Clark as Adams returns to the ring and nails Haas with a clothesline. The referee sees O'Haire covering Clark and counts the pin.
Winners of Match 3 - CHARLIE HAAS & SEAN O'HAIRE - THE HORSEMEN
The Horsemen now lead the series 2 - 1...
We go to the back and NWA Commissioner Harley Race is watching the moniter and the end of the Kronik - Horseman match. Michael Hayes approaches Race. He's gotten word from inside the limo. The new "Co-Commissioner" is here and wants to meet Race in the ring - now. Race just scowls and says it's time to see what's going on. He's headed to the ring...
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We come back and Harley Race is standing in the middle of the ring with Michael P.S. Hayes. It's time to meet the new "Co-Commissioner" as ordered by the NWA Board of Directors. So Race says for the new person to come on down. We cut outside to the limo and see nothing but feet as a person exits the limo. We see the feet walking and the camera scans upwards to reveal...... Terry Taylor.
Race just sort of smiles and the crowd groans as Terry Taylor makes his way out on to the rampway and into the ring. Harley and Terry shake hands and Terry gets the mic. He's a glad to be a part of the National Wrestling Association and considers Race a good friend. But Terry is not the new "Co-Commissioner".. He's just here to introduce the new person who will be helping Race to run things in the NWA. This new executive and Race will have equal authority. Race scowls when he hears this, but says nothing. Terry gets the mic and says, "Prepare to meet the new NWA Co-Commissioner" --- he turns and looks to the announce table - "Juventud Guerrera"..
Juvi stands up and climbs into the ring as Race and Hayes look shocked. Taylor shakes Juvi's hand as we go off the air...
The end...
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