WCW Main Event (August 6, 2006)

WCW MAIN EVENT

August 6, 2006

Sturgis, SD

Sturgis Bike Rally

 

 

As the show comes on, Bob Caudle & Terry Funk welcome us to WCW Main Event. We're in Sturgis, SD at the annual Sturgis Bike Rally. They're surounded by thousands of bikers on their Harley's who roar their approval as Caudle & Funk run down the matches for tonight's WCW Road Wild PPV which is coming up shortly. Time to go to David Penzer for the first match on the pre-PPV show.

 

Penzer introduces the first match for tonight's show...

 

WCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

JUVENTUD GUERRERA (c) versus "HEART THROB" ANTONIO THOMAS w/ Romeo

 

A quick paced match as Antonio proves to everyone very quickly that he can match Juvi hold for hold. Neither man is holding anything back and the action flows to the floor and then back to the ring several times. In the end, Antonio attempts a Thesz press. but Juvi manages to hold on and counter with a victory roll to get the pin and retain his championship.

Winner and still champion: JUVENTUD GUERRERA

 

We go backstage where Terri Runnels is standing by with the trio of "Above Average" Mike Sanders, "The Model of Excellence" Rob Conway and "The French Phenom" Rene Dupree. Rene and Rob talk about the success they've had as a team in other places and how it's just a matter of time before they win the WCW Tag Team Championship's here in WCW. Sanders says that it's all good, but tonight, they're not here about titles - it's about pain, destruction and taking out Brock Lesnar. Sanders has personally guarenteed Eric Bischoff that Lensar will be eliminated tonight from WCW. There are three of them.. and just one of Brock. He's S.O.L. and we all know what that means.

 

As Sanders, Dupree & Conway walk off from Terri, we see Brock Lesnar come from out of nowhere and spear Dupree through the backdrop that has been set up for the interviews. Dupree's body makes a sick thud as it collapses in the debris. Conway & Sanders try to get at Brock, but he's throws a couple of punches and quickly retreats before Sanders and Conway can do any damage. We see Sanders and Conway checking on the fallen Dupree as we go to commercial.

 

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A video promo airs as "Clerks 2" and "PlasteredPanda.com" presents: WCW ROAD WILD - tonight on PPV. Order now!

 

We go backstage and see Dupree being treated by medical personal. He's out of the match tonight. Sanders and Conway are upset, but then they realize that there are still two of them and only one Brock Lesnar. They reassure each other that they've got it under control as we go to the ring and David Penzer.

 

Penzer introduces the men and women coming to the ring - WCW WORLD CHAMPION SEAN O'HAIRE, TULLY BLANCARD, LEX LUGER, CHARLIE HAAS, C.W. ANDERSON, WOMAN, BARRY WINDHAM & DAWN MARIE - THE HORSEMEN...

 

O'Haire starts off by talking about how this is what it's all about - old and new combined to create the strongest and most elite force in wrestling history. We hear Luger with a comment from the back, "N-W - Who?" as everyone laughs. Sean talks about how there were tensions to start off with, but now, it's all about one thing - being and representing "The Horsemen". And of course, keeping the WCW World title firmly in the Horseman camp. O'Haire knows he's in for a fight tonight against The Giant, but he's confident and ready and vows to keep that WCW World Championship right where it belongs.. around his waist. Tully gets the mic next and talks about how things have come full circle. He was one of the original Horsemen and now, he's part of the Horsemen again.. It's about upholding the standards and legacy set forth by himself, Flair, Arn and Ole... and upheld by every proud man and lady who ever held the four fingers in the air. He knows O'Haire will do his part and keep that World title. And Tully vows that himself, Luger and Windham will do their part as well... by eliminating the irritation known as Jeff Jarrett not only from WCW, but from wrestling as well. The mic gets passed around and everyone has a few words to say and it eventually ends up back in the hands of O'Haire. This is a message for every wrestler in the back and who is even thinking about coming to WCW... don't cross the elite - don't mess with the Horsemen.

 

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We come back from commercial and see soce the elemental wizard getting a cup of coffee. Someone comes up from behind and puts their hands over his eyes, "Guess who?" It's Youngblood. Soce quickly looks around and gives Youngblod a quick hug before backing off. Mike wants to know what the deal is tonight. Is Soce wth him or with Rico. Soce says it's not fair to make him choose like that. Youngblood mentions that it looked like Soce made his choice on Thunder when the Elementalz were kicking Mike's head in and he was right there with them. Soce apologizes for that and says that he didn't order it and hated it, but there was nothing he could do. Rico is like a crazy man these days! Youngblood accuses Soce of being a player and tells him that later tonight, Youngblood will defeat Rico and capture the WCW TV title. Nothing will stop him. Nothing or no one. He likes Soce, but if Soce gets in his way or interferes, Youngblood will chop his head off. Soce looks upset and Youngblood gives him a quick hug. "Come with me! Be in my corner tonight! Then, when I win the title, we can go celebrate in style!".. Soce is hesitant to give an answer or say anything and Youngblood quickly gets angry. "You better make a choice before the match tonight! Rico or me!" Youngblood storms off as Soce watches. Hugh Morrus and Tank Abbott walk up. "What was that all about? Was Youngblood trying to cause trouble?" Soce quickly composes himself and said that Youngblood was just trying to psyche him out before the match against Rico later. No big deal! Morrus & Abbott mention their match later against Marty Jannetty & Kanyon id coming up next. Soce suggests that they go over their game plans one more time before going to the ring! Soce, Morrus & Tank walk off as we go back to the ring and David Penzer..

 

BRIAN ADAMS has climbed into the ring. He's ready to call out the man who's been posing at Sting for the past few weeks here in WCW. Adams talks about how he's done some investigating and knows who the imposter is. And it's not Steve Borden. Adams wants the imposter to come to the ring right now and let's get this done! Adams gets no response from anyone - and says that it's time for the charade to end. Adams wanted the imposter to be there, but it's obvious that he's chickened out. So here you go. Adams says, "The man posing as Sting, the imposter is...." Music hits and interupts as Buff Bagwell comes down to the ring, along with April Hunter. Buff gets a mic and says that Adams needs to mind his own business. What does he care if someone wants to paint their face white and climb up in the rafters! Adams says that he hates phoneys! Steve Borden, the "real" Sting, is a good friend, and Adams doesn't want this phoney cashing in and ruining his reputation. Buff shoots, "You mean like you did with Demolition back in the day? Bill Eadie did all the work, created the team and gimmick, and then you moved in and stole his spot!" Adams says that was a whole different situation - he was brought into Demolition because Eadie had injuries and he had Bill's blessing to be part of Demolition. But this phoney, this fake, is just a total fraud trying to be Sting. He's a liar and a phoney and there's no way in hell that Sting would ever approve of anyone, especially not this guy, taking over his character like this. Buff and Adams exchange more words and Buff takes a swing at Adams. Brian blocks Buff's punch and nails Bagwell with a big punch. Buff and April flee the ring as Adams challenges them to come back to the ring. We fade to commercial.

 

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We gop backstage and see The Giant with his manager, Joel Gertner. Giant vows to Joel that he'll capture the WCW World Championship in the main event tonight and no one will be able to stop him. Booker T & Sharmell walk up. Booker calls Giant a "big sucka" and says that he hopes O'Haire kicks the Giant's ass tonight! Giant laughs at Booker and tells him to go get ready for his six-man because he sure as hell doesn't want to be in the Giant's face tonight! Booker says "Not tonight, but how about tomorrow night on Nitro?... You big sucka!" Giant just laughs and says, "You and me? On Nitro! That's fine! Just be ready to get your ass beat.... little man!" Giant laughs as Booker & Sharmell storm off.

 

We come back and Caudle & Funk run down the matches for Road WIld one more time. We go to the ring for the next match.

 

WCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

HUGH MORRUS & TANK ABBOTT (c) w/ soce the elemental wizard versus MARTY JANNETTY & KANYON w/ Diamond Dallas Page

 

It's power and brute strength against speed and science as Tank & Hugh attempt to dominate and just beat the stuffing out of Kanyon to start. Kanyon manages to fight back and hot-tags Jannetty who unleashed several dropkicks and arm-drags on the bigger Abbott and Morrus. This continues for a bit until Soce manages to clip the foot of Jannetty as he rebounds off the ropes and trip him up. Tank takes advantage and scores with a bog power-bomb for two. Meanwhile, DDP has come around the ring and chases after Soce around the ring and into the crowd as Soce runs for his life from the bigger man. In the ring, Morrus & Abbott are double-teaming Jannetty and manage to catch Marty with a huge double gordbuster. Abbott covers Marty while Hugh nails Kanyon off the ring apron. The referee is counting, but he's pulled out of the ring and slammed against the fan barrier by DDP to break up the count. Hugh comes down to the floor to confront DDP. Wild swing and DDP ducks before nailing Morrus with the Diamond Cutter on the floor. Kanyon is back up and into the ring. Abbott is distracted by the action between DDP and Morrus and doesn't see Kanyon coming. Kanyon with the "Kanyon Cutter" on Abbott. Jannetty rolls over and covers for the pin as senior referee Tommy Young runs to the ring and quickly makes the three count.

Winners and NEW CHAMPIONS: KANYON & MARTY JANNETTY w/ Diamond Dallas Page

 

As Kanyon & Jannetty hoist their new titles up and celebrate with DDP, we see Morrus & Abbott complaining to the original referee about the loss. Original referee Parker Paige confers with Tommy Young and goes into the ring to confront DDP, Kanyon & Jannetty. Paige raises Kanyon's and Jannetty's arms. The decision stands! Morrus, Abbott & Soce are complaining to anyone who will listen at ringside and Soce tells Funk & Caudle at the announce position that he's going to sue WCW. This is a rip-off and a conspiracy and not fair!

 

As Soce complains, Caudle and Funk send it over to Tony Schiavone, Larry Zbyszko and Rich Landrum who are going be handling the PPV announce duties. After a few words by Tony and Co., we go back to Caudle & Funk who thank everyone for watching the Main Event. And now, it's time for the PPV...

 

THE END!

 

Stay tuned for WCW ROAD WILD...