NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (February 17, 2006)

NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (W.A.R.)

February 17, 2006

Miami, Florida

American Airlines Arena

 

Disclaimer:  It's just fantasy and not real - like the idea of Vince being Linda's "genetic jackhammer"...

 

Rich Landrum and Mike Sanders welcome us to the show.  We're just days away from the next big NWA PPV, "NWA Excess" coming on February 22nd.  There's a lot of stuff happening right now in the National Wrestling Association and it's going to be one of the biggest shows in NWA history. 

 

Music hits as NWA Co-Commissioner Harley Race comes to the ring.  He has several announcements to make concerning the upcoming PPV and the future of the NWA. 

1.  For the PPV - since the current World Tag Team Champions, Sean O'Haire and Charlie Haas are involved in the "War Games" match - there will not be a title defense for the tag team titles at the PPV.  However, there will be four tag team matches - two on W.A.R. and two on DZW - and the winners of those matches will compete in a Four-Corners Tag Match at the PPV with the winning team getting a shot at the tag titles when the NWA returns to TV. 

2.  There will not be any NWA shows up next week - no W.A.R. or DZW - they're getting pre-empted by a major dog show in various markets across the country, but the NWA will return the following week.

3.  Later tonight, there will be a six-woman tag team match.  The woman who scores the pin in that match will get a title shot against Lisa Moretti for the NWA Woman's Championship at the PPV.

 

Harely finishes up his statements and is prepared to leave the ring when music hits and the sounds of "Real American" fills the arena.  Here comes Hulk Hogan to the ring. 

 

Hogan gets in Race's face and wants to know "What's the deal, bro?"  Hogan is facing Kevin Von Erich at the PPV.  Hogan doesn't care about that.  He's the man who slammed Andre the Giant straight to hell.  But Hogan wants Harley Race to give his word that it's going to be one-on-one and no tricks by Race or anyone else.  Race just smiles and says that he doesn't need to pull any tricks.  Von Erich will take care of his business in the ring and kick Hogan's ass.  Hogan says that he wants a special referee for the match - one that can be trusted.  Race smirks and asks if Hogan has anyone in mind.  Hogan says that he wants someone honest and fair - and mentions several names - Jimmy Hart, Ed Leslie, Brian Knobbs, etc.  Race vetoes all those choices and says that if Hogan wants a special referee that will be fair and will call it straight down the middle - so be it.  The special referee will be... him. Harley appoints himself the special referee of the Hogan - Von Erich match.  Hogan starts to complain, but Race stops him and tells him that he's the ref.  Period!  Race tells Hogan he'll see him at the PPV and starts to leave the ring. Hogan grabs Race by the shoulder to stop Harley.  Race turns and decks Hogan, sending him sprawling to the mat.  Hogan sits on his butt and watches as Race leaves the ring and heads to the back.

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and see Hogan talking on his cell phone to someone, complaining as he climbs into his limo.  The limo leaves and we cut to David Penzer for the first match.

 

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE

versus

CHRIS KANYON & BUFF BAGWELL

 

Landrum explains that the winner of this match will advance to the 4-Way match at the PPV that Race was talking about earlier.  Kanyon & Buff start off strong working together and trying to wear down Valentine in their side of the ring.  Valentine fights back and manages to tag in BJM who cleans house with fists and forearms.  Kanyon fights back and tries to take advantage of the big Cowboy, but BJM uses a wild left to send Kanyon to the floor.  Valentine is in and clips the leg of Bagwell and locks in the figure four.  Kanyon tries to make the save, but BJM traps him with the claw.  Buff taps and the ref calls for the bell.

Winners:  BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & GREG VALENTINE

 

As Valentine and BJM leave the ring, Kanyon and Buff are arguing in the ring, each blaming the other for the loss.  A shoving match ensues and Kanyon clocks Buff, sending him flying across the ring.  Kanyon starts to leave and Buff nails him with a knee to the back and a big DDT.  Kanyon is laid out as Buff heads to the back. 

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Terri Runnels is backstage with NWA Co-Commissioner Juventud Guerrera.  Last week, he and Hector Garza were tag team partners and lost a match to La Parka & Silver King.  Juvi likes Parka & Silver King, but he thinks Garza lost the match for their team.  They were in Mexico - and Juvi is a big star.  Garza made Juvi look bad and for that, must face "The Juice" tonight.  Garza steps into the scene and gives Juvi a dirty look.  Words are exchanged between the two in spanish and Juvi quickly looks flustered as Garza switches to english and says, "See you in the ring!" before walking off.

 

Back to David Penzer..

 

JEFF HARDY (c) versus VAMPIRO (with Jim Cornette)

 

Sanders mentions that this is not a title match even though Hardy is the Cruiserweight Champion.  Vampiro exceeds the weight limit.  Great action and lots of high spots dominate this match.  Vampiro might not be a cruiserweight, but he easily moves like one.  Back and forth action.  Cornette manages to get a few shots in from the outside as well.  In the end, Hardy hits a leg lariat that sends Vampiro stumbling into Cornette, who has climbed on the ring apron.  Cornette falls to the floor and Vampiro turns around and walks into a Twist of Fate. Hardy covers and gets the pin.

Winner:  JEFF HARDY

 

After getting his arm raised by the referee, Hardy asks for the mic.  He's the NWA Cruiserweight Champion, but he doens't have a match yet for the PPV.  So he's giving out an open challenge to any Cruiserweight in the back to step up and face him for the title at the PPV.  Before anyone from the back can come out, we see Mike Sanders getting up from the announce position at ringside.  He calls to Hardy that if he wants a challenger, he's got one.  Sanders is a former WCW Cruiserweight Champion and can be again.  Hardy says OK and they have a match for the PPV.  Sanders starts to talk smack on the mic while standing at ringside about how he's going to beat Hardy.  Jeff listens for a few moments and then takes a running dive out of the ring and into Mike Sanders.  Both men go hard into the announce table in a big crash and burn segment.  Hardy is the first up and raises his arms as we cut to a commercial...

 

(commercial)

 

Back at ringside, Rich Landrum has been joined at the announce position by Lisa "Ivory" Moretti.  Mike Sanders has gone to the back for medical attention.  It's time for the next match.

 

WOMAN WHO MAKES THE PIN GETS A TITLE SHOT AT THE PPV

SHERRI MARTEL, LUNA VACHON & JAZZ

versus

MISSY HYATT, MOLLY HOLLY & JACKIE "JACQUILINE" MOORE

 

It's the women at their best as the ladies quickly tear into each other with everyone attempting quick pins in the opening minutes.  The referee is having a hard time keeping order as all six ladies are getting in their shots and trying to be the one to get that title shot.  Finally, we see Jazz lock Molly in the STF.  Molly tries to fight, but ends up tapping. 

Winners:  JAZZ, SHERRI MARTEL & LUNA VACHON

 

Jazz and Ivory have a staredown and Jazz motions that the title belt will be coming her way at the PPV as we cut to a commercial..

 

(commercial)

 

Back to David Penzer

 

BRIAN ADAMS & BRYAN CLARK - KRONIK

versus

THE SANDMAN & JIMMY "THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN" VALIANT

 

Moretti is still at ringside with Landrum doing commentary.  She mentions that the winning team in this match will go on to the PPV and the 4-Way.  Sandman & Boogie get big pops as they come to the ring.  Kronik quickly storms the ring as the bell rings and it's pure brawling chaos.  Just like they've done time and time again in the past few weeks, it's over as quickly as it starts as Bryan Clark catches Valiant with the "Meltdown" and covers for the pin.  Adams prevents Sandman from breaking up the count and the ref counts three. 

Winners:  KRONIK

 

We go backstage and see Arn Anderson, Woman, and the rest of the Horsemen.  They're headed towards the ring.

 

(commercial)

 

We see video from last week as Mark Copani and Barry Windham announce the 3rd member of their "War Games" team to compete against the Horsemen at NWA Excess.  None other than Cactus Jack.

 

We're back to live TV and here come the Horsemen to the ring. Arn Anderson, Sean O'Haire, Charlie Haas, Miss Jackie & Woman.  O'Haire starts off.  Windham & Copani can get anyone they want for War Games.  They were kicked out of the Horsemen because they couldn't live up to the standards. They don't stand a chance and no one, not even Cactus Jack, will be able to do anything to help them.  Just another loser in a group of losers. 

Haas talks about the 4-Way for the PPV - it doesn't matter who wins - Kronik, Mulligan & Valentine, or anyone else.   They'll end up just like everyone else - going down to defeat at the hands of the Horsemen!

Arn takes the mic.  He applaudes Windham & Copani for their creativity.  Cactus Jack is a crazy man.  But he won't be enough to help them.  War Games were created for the Horsemen and by the Horsemen.  And the Horsemen will continue to dominate War Games... period!  And now, it's time to announce who the 4th man for the Horseman team will be.  He says that he thought long and hard - and several names came to mind - Tully Blancard, Mongo McMichael, Lex Luger, Jeff Jarrett, Dean Malenko. Woman interjects, "Chris Benoit!"  Arn says that any of these Horseman alumni would be a great pick, but one name still stands out above all other.  "Wooos" start to fill the arena.  Arn says that he made a quick phone call to New York and - yes, it has been confirmed.  Making his return to the NWA at NWA Excess - the 4th man on the Horseman team, Arn's best friend... "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair...  And no one and no team will ever be a match for Arn & Ric reunited, along with O'Haire and Haas.  No one! 

 

Music hits and here comes Mick Foley aka "Cactus Jack" on the rampway, along with Barry Windham.  Ric Flair as the 4th man.  Not a big surprise.  But Foley and Windham have a surprise.  Guess who their 4th man is?  Arn tells them to spill it!  Who is their partner?  Windham says that they'll tell them.. on Danger Zone Wrestling.  But they'll give some hints - he's big and he's bad and Copani has gone to Japan to get him.  The Horsemen get flippy and make several guesses - such as Tajiri?  Inoki?  Mr. Fuji?  Foley tells them to just think about it and they'll find out in a few days.  And to have a nice day!

 

(commercial)

 

We come back and Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Madusa. At the PPV, she's facing Christy Hemme.  Her thoughts?  Madusa is pretty straight forward as she says that Hemme is nothing but a cheap whore and doesn't belong in a wrestling ring.  But she agreed to this match and that will be the biggest mistake of her life.  And if Waltman wants to get involved, Madusa promises to kick his teeth out too!

 

Cue David Penzer...

 

JUVENTUD GUERRERA versus HECTOR GARZA

 

Friends turned foes as both men go nose to nose and exchange words before the shoving begins. And then the fists and fireworks as the tempers flare.  Back and forth it goes as the two lucha-legends trade chops and punches.  Suddenly, here comes La Parka and Silver King to the ring.  They quickly break up the two men and Silver King tries to talk to Garza while Parka is saying something to Juvi in spanish. The ref calls for the bell and rules the match a no-contest.

NO CONTEST

 

(commercial)

 

We come back to Terri Runnels and she's talking to the NWA North American Champion, Scott Hall.  Tonight in the main event, he's facing Test!  Any thoughts?  Scott says that he never liked taking tests.  He always passes them though with flying colors.  Why?  Because he could!  As for "Test", he's just a loud-mouth punk with too much attitude for his own good!  He's not Scott Hall and never will be.  And he's sure not taking Scott's title.  Not tonight and not ever.  Terri asks Scott if he knows what his role will be at the PPV?  Scott says he doesn't know yet who he's facing.  That's for Race and Juvi to decide. But whoever it is, it doesn't matter.  Scott will keep his belt and win "one more for the bad guy!"  Scott closes by sending out love to "my brother, Kev" - and now, he's headed towards the ring.

 

Cue Davidn Penzer..

 

NWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
SCOTT HALL (c) versus ANDREW "TEST" MARTIN

 

Test starts of strong by attacking Hall at the bell and unleashing a barrage of kicks and punches on Hall.  Suplex for two.  Test continues to dominate, but misses the big boot when Hall ducks.  Samoan drop by Hall and he pounds away at the head of Test.  Hall signals for the Outsiders Edge, but when he goes for the move, Test reverses into a backdrop.  Hall hangs on though and uses a sunset flip and a handful of tights to get the pin and retain his title.

Winner and still champion:  SCOTT HALL

 

As Test complains to the referee, Hall looks at the camera and shrugs while raising his title high above his head for the fans.

 

We fade to black - THE END!