NWA Wrestling All-Star Revue (W.A.R.)
January 27, 2006
Las Vegas, NV
Thomas & Mac Center
Disclaimer: It's just fantasy - like Vince McMahon's real hair...lol
We open the show with Rich Landrum & Mike Sanders at ringside. Last night was a big PPV and we have several new champions in the NWA. There will be more about "Thunder & Lightning" later on in the show, plus some other big news as well. But first, let's go the the ring and ring announcer David Penzer...
STEVIE RICHARDS versus "DIRTY" DOUG GILBERT
A good opening contest with Gilbert reaching deep into his bag of tricks to take an early advantage and beat the holy hell out of Stevie. Stevie rebounds after Gilbert misses a dive into the corner and nails Gilbert with a series of suplexes. Gilbert is stunned and falls victim to the "Stevie-Kick" as the President and CEO of "Stevie-Co" picks up the win.
Winner: STEVIE RICHARDS
We go backstage where Missy Hyatt is standing by with the NEW NWA North American Champion, Scott Hall. We see some video from the PPV as Hall kisses Woman, and then rolls up champion Arn Anderson to get the pinfall and win the title.
Hall is elated and proud. This is his first piece of singles gold since his days in WCW and he feels redeemed. He's not just a lover and every woman's dream - he's also the NWA North American Heavyweight Champion. Hall is cracking jokes left and right when Woman steps into the picture. Woman hopes that Hall is happy. He's a crook and stole the title from Arn Anderson. She has a message for Hall from Double-A. Last night, he was distracted by Horseman business and Hall got lucky. But that all ends soon. Hall better watch his back because he's a marked man now and the Horsemen nver forget. Hall tells Woman to tell Arn to "don't sing it - bring it" and says he's got a message for the Horsemen. Scott grabs Woman and plants a long and hard kiss on the struggling manager. She huffs and puffs and storms off as Hall laughs.
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We come back and the two NWA Co-Commissioner's - Harley Race and Juventud Guerrera are in the ring. They have two major announcements. Harley has the mic. First of all, next week, both of the NWA shows will be coming from the NWA Sportatorium in Dallas, TX - the legendary home of World Class Wrestling. It about paying respect to the past and remembering where we all came from. And the following week, the NWA will be coming to you from deep in the heart of Mexico. Juvi takes over. The next big NWA PPV will be coming on February 22, 2006. It's "NWA Excess"... More news about this will be coming in the next few weeks. Also, Juvi has another big announcement. Later tonight, the new NWA Cruiserweight Champion, Jeff Hardy will be defending his title against the man he beat in the finals of the Cruiserweight Gauntlet - Elix Skipper. But next week, right here on NWA W.A.R. - the winner of tonight's match will defend the title against... him, "the Juice"... And finally, Juvi didn't tell Harley about this earlier, but returning to the NWA next week, it's the one and only.... Immortal Hulk Hogan. Harley doesn't look happy about this announcement and starts to question Juvi. Juvi says that he'll explain it in the back. Harley & Juvi leave the ring as we go to a commercial...
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We see video of Test being beaten by Disco Inferno at the "Thunder & Lightning PPV" the night before.
Cue David Penzer...
ANDREW "TEST" MARTIN versus THE MASKED SUPERSTAR
As the referee signals for the bell, Test rushes forward and just nails The Superstar in the head with a huge kick and the big boot. Test covers and just like that, it's over.
Winner: TEST
We go backstage where Michael P.S. Hayes is standing by with Sean Waltman & Christy Hemme. Waltman talks about how much fun he's had over the past few months making fools of Chyna & Madusa. We go to video and see clips from the PPV as Christy Hemme joins forces with Waltman & HHH, helping them to secure a victory in the handicap match against Hemme, Chyna & Madusa. Back to now as Waltman says that he invited HHH down to join in because he didn't want to hog all the fun. Hemme talks about what fools Madusa & Chyna were to believe all that nonsense about "getting even with HHH & Sean" and to believe that Hemme was on their side. She only cares about one person - herself.... Hemme mentions how Laurer's left the NWA and gone back to reality TV with her tail between her legs. And if Madusa's smart, she'll go back to playing with her toy cars or whatever. Waltman says that the fun times are over. It's time to get serious and concentrate on winning big matches and making money. No more fun and games - it's time for X-Pac to make an impact! And later tonight, he starts with Barry Windham. Windham will be his bitch.
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We come back and see Harley Race & Juvi arguing in the back about the announced return of Hulk Hogan. Juvi is trying to explain that Hogan's lawyers forced the NWA Board of Directors to reinstate Hogan. Race grumbles that he beat Hogan fair and square and sent Hogan packing from the NWA. Hogan is not allowed to come back. Juvi doesn't know what they can do - it's orders from the top. Race says he'll see about that and storms out of the room, slamming the door behind him...
Back to David Penzer...
SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN (with Christy Hemme) versus BARRY WINDHAM
Windham has the early advantage with fists and several takedowns, but Pac takes advantage of a Hemme distraction and takes over with elbows and knees - concentrating on the back. Kicks by Pac, but Windham leapfrogs a backdrop attempt and scores with a DDT. Suplex off the ropes and roll over and Barry gets two. A slam by Barry and he sets up Pac - hitting the big bulldog off the ropes. Hemme grabs Pac's leg and puts it on the ropes, causing the break before the three count. Windham scores with anothe slam and Waltman rolls to the outside. He grabs Hemme and starts heading up the ramp. He's had enough and is leaving. The ref's count reaches "10" and he calls for the bell.
Winner by Count-Out: BARRY WINDHAM
We go to the back and see Arn Anderson, Woman, Sean O'Haire, Charlie Haas & Miss Jackie - The Horsemen - and they're headed towards the ring...
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We come back and The Horsemen are in the ring. Arn has the mic and has several matters to address. First of all, he sends a message out to Scott Hall. Hall may have beaten Arn and taken his title at the PPV, but winning it and keeping it are two very different things. Arn was distracted the other night by Horseman business, but that will be rectified in just a matter of moments. Then, Hall will be the hunted and Arn will be concentrating 100% on getting that title back. And when Arn is 100% focused, no one can stop him. 2nd matter - congratualtions to the NEW NWA World Tag Team Champions - Charlie Haas & Sean O'Haire. O'Haire takes the mic. Did anyone have any doubt that the Horsemen would win the "Series" against Kronik? O'Haire brags a bit and says that they could have won the titles back at any time, but only dragged it out to give Kronik a few more days in the spotlight. Haas speaks and says that with these titles, it proves once again what everyone already knew - that Haas & O'Haire are the best tag team in the NWA... and no one can beat them. Why? Because they're the Horsemen.
Woman takes the mic. She has a message for Scott Hall. He's a great kisser.. for a dead man. And when AA gets done with him, that's what he'll be - dead!
Arn gets the mic again. They run the footage from the PPV and we see Sting defeating Mark Copani by making him tap. Arn calls for Copani to come on down and take his medicine. He's fired from the Horsemen and now, it's time to pay up some past dues. We see Mark Copani's face appear on the Titantron. He's not stupid and there is no way in hell he's coming to the ring to get beaten up by Arn, Haas & O'Haire. But if Arn wants to fire him, he can do it face to face - next week... Copani says that he'll be at W.A.R. next week and Arn can meet him in the ring - one on one and beat him... if he can. Arn says that it's just one more week of Copani avoiding the inevitable,but if that's what he wants, that's fine. Copani says he'll see him next week... and the image fades off the Titantron as we go to commerical..
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We see a shot of rapper Soce the Elemental Wizard at ringside. Landrum & Sanders mention how this self-titled "Jewish White Gay MC" is there as a guest of "The Rainbow Coalition". Soce holds up a sign plugging his website - http://www.socetew.com/ - as we go to David Penzer..
THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette) versus LODI & KWEE WEE (with Mr. Lane)
Soce and Jim Cornette get into a war of words at ringside as Eaton starts off pounding on Kwee Wee with lefts. Kwee Wee gets angry and reverses, beating down Eaton in the corner with fists and kicks. Lodi tags in and we see an effective double-team by the two members of the Rainbow Coalition. Eaton fights back and tags in Lane - who goes to work with the kicks and chops to Lodi. Kwee Wee is in and feels a kick to the head. Mr. Lane is up on the apron and Stan kicks him as well. Tag to Eaton who uses the knee to take control. Sleeper by Bobby. Lodi escapes with a jawbreaker and tags to Kwee Wee. Eaton tags to Stan Lane and the brawl is on. As they're going back and forth in the ring, Cornette waves to the back and the remaining member of his "militia" comes down - Vampiro. Vampiro goes to ringside and grabs Soce by the shirt. Seeing this from the ring, Lodi is down to help his friend against Vampiro. While Lodi & Mr. Lane are dealing with getting Vampiro away from Soce, and the referee is watching that action, Cornette is up on the other side of the ring and nails Kww Wee with the tennis racket. Eaton covers and the referee turns around just in time to count the pin.
Winners: THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette & Vampiro)
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We come back and Lodi, Kwee Wee & Mr. Lane are in the back with Soce. He's telling them that he's OK and apologizes for costing them the match. Mr. Lane tells Soce not to worry about it because they'll get it back.
We go to Missy Hyatt who is standing by with Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and Blackjack Mulligan. Tonight, they get a shot at the NWA World Tag Team Titles. Greg says that he's held many tag titles over his career, but nothing would be nicer than to do it one more time with Mulligan as his partner. BJM tells the TV crowd to go round up the family - get Mama from the kitchen, Grandma from the bathroom, and wake up the old man - because there is fxin' to be a butt-whooping in the ring like no one has ever seen before. And BJM & Valentine are going to be World Champions. And now, they're headed towards the ring...
Cue David Penzer..
NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN (c)
versus
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
Valentine and BJM start off in control as they just pound away at Haas and toss him around the ring. Valentine opens up with the chops and they echo across the arena as Haas's chest turns a bright red. O'Haire manages to catch Greg with a cheap shot from the outside and tag in, working over "The Hammer" with fists and kicks. A suplex and O'Haire climbs to the top for the swanton - but Greg moves and O'Haire crash and burns as we go to a commercial break...
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We come back and Mulligan has tagged in and is working over O'Haire with a series of big lefts. A suplex by Mulligan and he signals for the claw. A whip into the ropes and Mulligan locks the claw in on O'Haire. Haas is quickly in to break it up with a running kick to the back of BJM. Mulligan tags in Valentine who clotheslines O'Haire and then goes to the corner, pulling Haas into the ring. Big forearms by Valentine and a bionic elbow to the top of Haas's head. Haas flies to the floor from the impact. Valentine turns around and walks into a superkick by Sean O'Haire. Miss Jackie is around to the other side of the ring and grabs Blackjack's leg to prevent him from making the save in time as O'Haire covers Valentine and the referee counts three.
Winners & still champions: SEAN O'HAIRE & CHARLIE HAAS (with Miss Jackie) - THE HORSEMEN
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We come back and the fireworks hit as the NWA World Champion, Christian Cage comes to the ring. Huge pops as the Champ acknowledges "the Peeps".. Cage gets the mic. Last night at the PPV, he had a helluva fight against Scott Steiner in a "TLC" match... and Scotty was tough, but Christian is still the NWA World Champion. But then, Christian's "friend" - Disco Inferno decided to get hima little bit. We see video footage of Disco attacking Christian after his match and stomping and kicking away at the fallen Champ before dancing off down the rampway. Back to Cage, who wants to know just what the hell was Disco thinking? Music hits and here comes Disco Inferno. What was he thinking? Disco talks about he decided that he was tired of Christian trying to live off HIS spotlight. Disco has all the fans and attracts all the women... and Christian kept trying to be Disco's friend so he might have a shot and so
some of Disco's charisma might rub off on Cage. Disco says that Cage is jealous of him and there are no peeps - just a bunch of excitement-starved people who only want one thing in their lives - and that's to see the Disco Inferno dance. Disco is tired of "carrying" Cage. Cage kind of smiles and says that Disco probably believes all that crap he's spewing, but which one of them is the NWA World Champion? Which one has the "Peeps" behind him? And which one parties "downtown to Chinatown" each and every night? Disco says that Cage is only the champ because Disco felt sorry for him. Cage tells Disco that he's fixing to feel a lot more than sorry because Cage is fixing to whip his ass. Cage goes to the floor and tears into Disco. Disco fights back and we have a Pier-6 Brawl on our hands. Road agents and referees are out to break it up. As the two men are held apart, here is NWA Co-Commisioner Juvi. In a few days, on Danger Zone Wrestling, Cage & Disco will fight in a street fight. But for now, they need to calm it down, or else "the Juice" will have to take action. Cage tells Disco to "bring it", but Disco tells Cage that he'll take care of him in the street fight...
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We come back and the NEW NWA Cruiserweight Champion Jeff Hardy comes to the ring. He's glad to be the champion and glad to be a part of the NWA. As far as next week goes, Jeff says that Juvi had better come ready to wrestle because Hardy will still be the champ - and he's not giving up that title without a fight. As for tonight, Elix Skipper is a fantastic wrestler - but "Prime Time" is being cancelled because Jeff is holding on to his title and no one will beat him tonight.
Cut to David Penzer...
NWA CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JEFF HARDY (c) versus "PRIMETIME" ELIX SKIPPER
Both men are wide open from start to finish with several near-falls in the first minute or so by both guys. Skipper goes to the top and flies as he nails Jeff with several spinning kicks and a running clothesline for two. Hardy fights back with a neckbreaker and an enzaguri for two. Jeff with the slam and a legdrop. Jeff goes up top for the swanton, but Skipper knows what is coming and rolls to the floor. Jeff leaps from the top rope to the floor, nailing Skipper with a brutal suicide dive. Both men are down as we go to our final commercial break.
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We come back and Jeff & Skipper are trading chops and fists in the middle of the ring. Skipper with a quick snap-suplex for two. Skipper goes up to the top and goes for the missle-dropkick, but Hardy drops down and Skipper misses - hitting the mat hard. Jeff goes for the twist of fate and scores. To the top goes Hardy and he hits the big swanton from the top. Cover and pin.
Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion: JEFF HARDY
Landrum and Sanders at ringside remind us that next week features Arn versus Copani and the return of Hulk Hogan. And we'll be in the old World Class Sportatorium in Dallas,TX. So long everyone and we fade to black...
THE END...
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